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2 2. COMMERCIAL - I NARRATOR What if you could blend your favorite frozen beverage, ready to drink in just 7 seconds, out here in the middle of the lake? What if you could make fresh delicious salsa from scratch done in just 3 seconds at your favorite campsite in the middle of the woods? What if you could create healthy fresh fruit smoothies for the kids all in just 9 seconds right here on the beach? Now you can with the all new Bullet To Go. That's right. The Original Magic Bullet. The world's favorite kitchen appliances just gotten even better. We've cut the cord, added a powerful battery pack, creating the all new Magic Bullet To Go. The one and only completely, portable, cordless Magic Bullet that goes wherever you go. So now you can do any job in 10 seconds or less, anywhere! Whether you're right at home in your own backyard, tailgating at the local football game, or out in the middle of nowhere. Thanks to this long lasting rechargeable battery operated powerbase, the cordless Bullet To Go is free to go wherever you need it. So, now you can do small everyday jobs like chopping garlic or onions without the sticky, smelly mess in just 3 seconds right at the barbeque. Or grind whole coffee beans, coarse or fine in just 4 seconds for fresh ground coffee right at the campsite. Each charge of the Bullet To Go s heavy duty batteries lasts for 50 uses or more, enough for the entire weekend worth of fun. Best of all, the powerbase battery pack is completely rechargeable, so it's always ready when you need it. The Magic Bullet To Go is ideal for the office and it's the perfect addition to RVs, campers, and boats. And of course, with these self blending party mugs, the Bullet To Go becomes the ultimate portable party machine so making a different frozen cocktail for everybody is easy wherever your party takes you. It's like getting a cordless blender, a cordless coffee grinder, a cordless mixer, a cordless smoothie machine, a cordless food processor and more all in one. (MORE)

3 3. NARRATOR (CONTINUED) Now, join Mick and Mimi to find out how you can do any job in 10 seconds or less anywhere with the Magic Bullet To Go. Plus for a limited time, you can get this custom made Bullet To Go travel bag, a $50 value, absolutely free. Details just ahead. EXT. CAMPSITE - MORNING Surrounded by tents, several campers sit next to each other at a picnic table: Bald, rotund BERMAN; blonde TINA; DINO, Tina's dim-witted partner; BETTY and BARNEY, a wife and husband. Their hosts, and, walk toward them from the other side of the table. BERMAN Hey, where were you, guys? We got up early this morning and we hiked to that mountain over there. Oh and that one, too! And man, am I getting hungry? You fancy a smoothie? Oh, absolutely! Who else is in for a fresh fruit smoothie? BERMAN (cynically) What are you going to make your smoothie with? Your "Magic Bullet"? As a matter of fact, Berman, guess what? I am.

4 4. BERMAN We're in the middle of the woods. Where are you going to plug that thing in? Okay. Who wants, what? I've got bananas, I've got all kinds of berries. BARNEY Hey Mick, I think you're going to have a problem. No problem at all. You know what, we've got some protein powder here, as well. You can have a protein shake if you like. DINO (to Tina) I don't understand. That's an electrical appliance. TINA Just let them go. BARNEY Strawberry and banana, I guess, but-- If strawberry and banana is what you want, Barney, that's what you'll get. There goes a couple of strawberries, I'm going to pop in a little piece of banana. You wanted a protein shake so in goes the protein powder. DINO Yeah, sure. Make that. But where are you going to-- And then I'm going to pour in some orange juice, and then I'm going to put in there a handful of ice, and then I'm going to pop on the blade, give it a quick spin, and then -- BERMAN And then what?

5 5. And then, all it takes is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 seconds, and take a look at this. You've got a delicious mixed berry smoothie. What about that? DINO (amazed) Whoa. That is magic! It's the Magic Bullet. Only better. That's right. It's the Magic Bullet To Go. It's the Magic Bullet that you can use absolutely anywhere. Because you see this thing at the bottom? This is a heavy duty, rechargeable battery pack. So now you can do any job. Anywhere! In 10 seconds or less. So, that means you can have a mixed berry smoothie right here in the middle of the woods. There you go, Barney. Now what about a fancy omelette by the campsite? What would you like in your omelette, Dino? Dino looks around, confused. TINA He likes a Denver omelette. Okay. We'll then, I'm going to start with a couple of eggs, some ham, a little bit of onion?

6 6. TINA Yes, onion's fine. Okay, great. And then, we're going to put in some tomato, cheese, Dino? DINO (with a grin) Cheese. Yeah, cheese. I thought so. Okay now, so I'm going to twist on the blade, and watch this, you guys, in just 3 seconds, I'm chopping the ham and veggies, I'm grating the cheese, and I'm whipping the eggs. And just like that. The machine that just made a wonderful smoothie for Barney out here in the woods, has now made a Denver omelette for you, Dino. Now, I'm just going to pop this on the camp stove to cook for a couple of minutes and we're good to go. BERMAN Can that thing make me a decent cup of coffee? Absolutely. I'm just going to grab some of these fresh coffee beans here, and twist on the blade. And watch this you guys. Now your cordless food processor becomes a cordless coffee grinder. And in 3, 2, 1, we're done. Now you've got freshly ground coffee. Check it out. Look at that, you guys. BARNEY Fresh ground coffee in the middle of nowhere? Now that's pretty cool. Isn't that fabulous? Now, I'm just going to pour it in the coffee pot here. BERMAN (grabs a different coffee pot) Now, we can dump out this one--

7 7. Oh, there's no need for that, Berman. Why don't you try this? Why don't you just pour a little bit of that coffee into the tall bullet cup, to that I'm just going to add a little bit of ice, watch this. You ready? In goes a splash of chocolate syrup. To that, I'm going to add a little splash of milk. Wait till you see this. On goes the cross blade, over to the bullet base, and in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, in 8 seconds, look at that, you've got a delicious, frozen mocha coffee drink. Look at that. Just like the ones that you get on the fancy coffee shops. Here Berman, give that a try now. BERMAN For campfire coffee, that's pretty darn good. And here you go, Dino, a piping hot Denver omelette. Look at that. With a cigarette dangling from her mouth, frumpy old HAZEL suddenly emerges from a tent, walking with a strange gait. HAZEL Omelette? That's not camping food! Flapjacks. Now, that's a hearty breakfast. Hazel? When did you get here? (confused) Did you just...? Which...? Hazel hands Berman a pair of socks and pats him on the back. HAZEL Thanks for the socks, big boy. ALL (in disgust) Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

8 8. HAZEL (takes a seat between Tina and Berman) Move it, sweetheart. Well, Hazel, I know that you like your pancakes with banana and pecans. HAZEL You remember. And Tina, I know that you like your pancakes with fresh blueberries, so I went out this morning and I picked some for you. TINA Thank you. Ready? You know you guys, it doesn't take any more time or trouble to make 2 or 3 different kinds of pancakes than it does to make one. So that way, you see, everybody gets exactly what they want. HAZEL Look at that. Impressive. BETTY Wait a second. How much longer are these things going to last? Well, I charged this long life battery for only 2 hours the day before we came here. And we're going to get about 50 uses out of it before we need to charge it again. So it's easily going to last the whole weekend.

9 9. And even with this powerful battery attached, the Magic Bullet To Go is so compact that you can take it with you wherever you go. So now you can do any job... Anywhere. In 10 seconds or less. So whether you're like us out here in the middle of nowhere, or whether you're at home in your own kitchen, this is really something that you're going to use every single day of the week. Come on. BETTY TINA If you cook at all, this makes the worst job a piece of cake. BETTY Like what? Well, what's the worst job in the kitchen? And if you're like Mick, almost every meal starts with it. BETTY Chopping garlic. Right. HAZEL BARNEY Now, how would you know? She always makes me chop it. I hate it.

10 10. Well, Barney. It's not miserable anymore. Watch this. Just toss the garlic into the bullet, on goes the blade, over to the bullet base, and just press down for 1, 2, 3 seconds. And in less time it takes to get a cutting board and a knife. Look at this. You've got freshly chopped garlic. Isn't that perfect? HAZEL It is perfect. Look at that, you guys. No mess. No stink. Try doing that with a knife. BARNEY That's actually pretty cool. But what about onions? Cause she makes me chop those too. I think she just likes to see me cry. (sympathetically) Oooooh. Well, let's see. I'm going to take a couple of these onions right here. Twist on the blade, and let's see. We've got 1, 2, 3 seconds. And look at that, you guys. Without any tears. Perfectly chopped onions. Now you know what you do now, don't you? Over to the sauté pan, just pop that in there. Look at that. Now to that, I'm going to add some ground beef, then I'm going to add some tomato sauce along with some beans, then I'm going to add some more beans. (MORE)

11 11. (CONTINUED) And don't forget, you know I like my food spicy, so I'm just going to put a little bit of chili powder on there as well and then, we're going to mix it all together, and I'm going to let this cook for a couple of minutes. So, real soon, we're going to have some of my famous, three bean Texas chili prepared in less than 2 minutes. BETTY Wow. I just might use that everyday. For every meal. How about a quick lunch made from leftovers? I've got some barbeque chicken here from last night's supper. And to that I'm just going to add a little bit of onion, jalapeño, couple of pieces of cheese, on goes the cross blade, don't forget, it just takes a second to put on, over to the bullet base and in 1, 2, 3 seconds, I've chopped the chicken and I've grated the cheese. And now I'm just going to spread that between these two tortillas. Look at that. Look how great that looks. And now, I'm just going to top it off with another tortilla, and then slip it on the grill here to cook for a few minutes. And while that is working, I'm going to whip up a quick sandwich spread. Who likes egg salad? That's what I thought. All guests express enthusiasm for egg salad. You all do. So, I'm going to start with a couple of hard boiled eggs, add a squeeze of Mayo, a squirt of mustard, and a couple onions, and a little bit of fresh ground pepper. (MORE)

12 12. (CONTINUED) Now I'm going to twist on the blade and watch this, you guys. In 3 quick pulses, 1, 2, 3, I've chopped the eggs, diced the onions, and mixed all the ingredients together. And viola, just like that! We've got a delicious egg salad sandwich, look at that, made from scratch in about 3 seconds, right here in the middle of nowhere. And check this out, you guys. A piping hot, chicken quesadilla made in just 3 seconds. Now, don't be shy. There's enough for everybody. Come on. Have a go. The guests eagerly pounce on the food. Dig in, guys, dig in. Yeah, there, you go, there you go. Hey! Wait till you taste this because guess what, folks? Chili's done. Oh, that smells good, Mick. Now we're just going to pour the chili onto these tortilla chips here. Look at that. Isn't that great? Ah, ah, ah. I'm not done yet, though. Because I'm just going to take a few pieces of cheese, toss them in the bullet, toss on the cross blade, over to the bullet base, and in 1, 2, 3 seconds, we've got freshly grated cheese. Now, what I'm goin to do, I'm just going to pour it over the chili, and look at that. We've got Chili Nachos. Now, what about that for a delicious, fast and easy family meal?

13 13. Let's save room for dessert, guys. DINO Dessert? You're kidding. No. and Watch this. I'm just going to take a little bit of cream from this morning's coffee, I'm going to add a couple of spoonsful of chocolate syrup, and now, I'm going to use the flat blade, ok? That's the one that used for whipping and grinding. Give it a quick spin, on to the Bullet To Go base and twist it on. Now, if you've got 6 seconds, then you've got plenty of time to whip up a delicious dessert. Hear that? That's the Bullet To Go telling you that dessert is done. And take a look at that. It's light, it's fluffy, it tastes delicious, and you saw it made right in front of your eyes in 6 seconds. So, Dino, why don't you go ahead and try that? DINO Wow! Who would've thought you could have mousse in the woods? Just think, in a manner of minutes, we've made breakfast, made 2 completely different types of pancakes, made a 3 second lunch, and, look, made enough snacks for the entire family. And even a gourmet dessert. All made in what? The last 10 minutes or so? And all out here in the middle of the woods.

14 14. The Magic Bullet To Go really is the ultimate kitchen appliance that isn't stuck in the kitchen. In fact, it goes anywhere you go and will do any job... Anywhere. and So now, you can take it to the beach. Everyone heads off to the beach. COMMERCIAL - II NARRATOR What if you could blend your favorite frozen beverage, ready to drink in just 7 seconds, out here in the middle of the lake? What if you could make fresh delicious salsa from scratch done in just 3 seconds at your favorite campsite in the middle of the woods? What if you could create healthy fresh fruit smoothies for the kids all in just 9 seconds right here on the beach? Now you can. Because the original Magic Bullet, the world's favorite kitchen appliance has just gotten even better. We've cut the cord, added a powerful battery pack, creating the all new Magic Bullet To Go. The one and only completely, portable, cordless Magic Bullet that goes wherever you go. So now you can do any job in 10 seconds or less, anywhere! Whether you're right at home in your own backyard, tailgating at the local football game, or out in the middle of nowhere. Thanks to this long lasting rechargeable battery operated powerbase, the cordless Bullet To Go is free to go wherever you need it. So, now you can do small everyday jobs like chopping garlic or onions without the sticky, smelly mess in just 3 seconds right at the barbeque. Or grind whole coffee beans, coarse or fine in just 4 seconds for a fresh ground coffee right at the campsite. (MORE)

15 15. NARRATOR (CONTINUED) Each charge of the Bullet To Go heavy duty battery lasts for 50 uses or more enough for an entire weekends worth of fun. Best of all, the powerbase battery pack is completely rechargeable, so it's always ready when you need it. The Bullet To Go does any job in 10 seconds or less wherever your party takes you. The complete 19 piece Magic Bullet To Go system includes 2 heavy duty Bullet cups, the regular size is perfect for turning fresh avocados, tomatoes and onions into zesty Guacamole in just 3 seconds. The large Bullet cup is even more versatile. Just toss in fresh fruit, ice, a splash of juice, and a Magic Bullet To Go becomes a personal, portable, smoothie machine. Pulverizing the ice, and giving you a delicious, nutritious smoothie in just 8 seconds right at the job site. Or add a scoop of protein powder for the most delicious meal replacement fat loss drink you've ever tasted. You also get 2 different multi-purpose blades. The flat blade whips to turn fresh cream into mountains of thick delicious dessert topping. You also get the versatile cross blade which chops, blends, mixes batters for pancakes and breads, and even grates cheeses hard or soft. Then twist on one of the 2 specially designed shaker tops, take it straight to the table for a fresh grated cheese on pasta. Next replace the Shaker Top with one of the airtight resealable lids to keep leftovers fresh for days. You also get this travel size 10 second recipes-to-go cookbook, including every one of the dozens and dozens of 10 second recipes featured on this show. And of course, the Magic Bullet To Go comes with this set of self blending party mugs. Turning the Magic Bullet To Go into the ultimate portable party machine. Now making a different frozen cocktail for everybody is easy. So everyone gets their favorite, made and served right in the same mug wherever your party takes you. And with this multi-colored comfort rings that cover the threads, everyone knows which party mugs is theirs. (MORE)

16 16. NARRATOR (CONTINUED) Because it's battery operated and completely cordless, the Bullet To Go is safe to use at the pool, or on the boat. The Magic Bullet To Go is also ideal for the office, and it's the perfect addition to RVs, campers, and boats. So, now you can do any job in 10 seconds or less, anywhere! It's like getting a cordless blender, a cordless coffee grinder, a cordless mixer, a cordless smoothie machine, a cordless food processor and more all in one. The all new Bullet To Go is not available in stores. But right now, during the special introductory TV offer, you can get the complete 19 piece original Magic Bullet To Go system including party mugs for just $59.99 or 3 easy payments of only $ But don't call yet because you must watch this. Everyone who calls in the next 18 minutes will get this amazing bonus which turns your Bullet To Go into the full size cordless Bullet To Go blender with the same capacity as this big $100 blender. But that's not all! Call now and you'll also receive as a second amazing bonus this custom made Bullet To Go travel bag, absolutely free. Specially designed to organize and protect your entire Bullet To Go system, it makes it easy to take your Bullet To Go wherever you go. A $50 value, call now and it's yours absolutely free! All you pay is shipping and handling. It's like getting this $100 blender plus the $50 Bullet To Go travel bag plus the complete Bullet To Go system, a nearly $250 value, all for only $59.99 or just 3 easy payments of only $19.99 plus shipping and handling. Call now for your original Magic Bullet To Go to do any job in 10 seconds or less anywhere. Call or log on now to get the 19 piece Bullet To Go system for only $59.99 or 3 payments of only $19.99 plus shipping and handling. And if you call in the next 18 minutes, you'll get the Bullet To Go blender and the Bullet To Go travel bag, a combined $150 value absolutely free. All you pay is shipping and handling. Best of all, you can try the Bullet To Go risk free for one full month. If it doesn't do any job in 10 seconds or less, anywhere you want it to, simply return it for a full refund of the purchase price. So call or log on now.

17 17. EXT.BEACH - DAY On the sands of a beach, Mick and Mimi stand behind a bar as their guests sit on stools on the other side. Are you ready, guys? Mick and Mimi's famous 15 minute party. Now I'm going to get this party started by putting in a little bit of onion in there. You know me, I ve got to have a bit of garlic in everything. Five or six of these cherry tomatoes, I'm just going to throw them right in there, a little bit of jalapeño, a touch of cilantro, now don't forget the blade: only takes a second to put on. Over to the bullet base. And in 1, 2, 3 seconds... HAZEL Look at that. And look at that. And as fast as you can say, "Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt." Fresh, delicious salsa made from scratch at the beach. And we didn't even take out a knife. BERMAN Hands off, that's mine. Oh, Berman, it's all yours. Hey, you guys, do you know what else a party needs? HAZEL What's that? Dips! DINO Oh, oh, oh! How about some of that, uh, the green junk? Guacamole?

18 18. Yeah! DINO Okay. No problem. So, I'm just going to start with some of this avocado right here, does that look good? And I'm a throw in these cherry tomatoes, umm, a little bit of jalapeño, a little bit of cilantro, and for Mick, of course.. Garlic! EVERYONE That's right. Now I'm going to twist on the cross blade, and watch this you guys. 1, 2, 3 seconds, look at that you guys, you ready? I have got, look at that, fresh, delicious, guacamole. Look at that. It looks great and believe me, it tastes even better. BETTY And a heck of a lot better than the junk you get at the grocery store. Oh, absolutely. But the Bullet Fast Magic that Berman likes best... EVERYONE Frozen drinks! Yeeaaah! BERMAN BETTY Oh, great. I will, uh, go find some glasses. You don't need them because the Bullet To Go comes with this self blending party mugs. (MORE)

19 19. (CONTINUED) All you do is mix all the ingredients right in the mug and that way, everybody gets exactly what they want. Like a fresh, virgin strawberry margarita for you, Tina. Now, I'm just going to add some ice into this mug, then throw in some strawberries, fresh or frozen, then a little bit of margarita mix or you can use whatever you like. Berman, I know you love the Piña Colada. BERMAN Yes, it is. So, I'm going to start off with a bit of ice for you. To that I'm going to add a couple of pieces of fresh pineapple, a touch of coconut cream, and then I'm going to fill that up with some Piña Colada mix. Ooh, yum! Okay, let's make one more. Betty? What would you like? BETTY Okay, I see some peaches. Can you make a Peach Daiquiri? Oh, certainly. So now I'm just going to start with some more ice here, then I'm a add some of these fresh peaches. Don t those look delicious? And then I'm going to take some of this Daiquiri mix. And here's the cool thing. Because now, I'm going to screw the blade, look at this, directly onto the mug that we're going to mix in. And then, we're going to go over to the Bullet To Go base..

20 20. And here, Betty, why don't you blend yours up? Okay. BETTY Betty stands beside Mick and Mimi as all three prepare to blend their drinks simultaneously. Are you ready, folks? I m ready. 1,2, 3, go! And look at that. The Magic Bullet To Go has pushed a whole mug full of ice into a smooth, frosty, frozen beverage. And let's check this out. Are you ready? Look at that. 3 completely different cocktail drinks made in seconds. Look at that. So everybody that gets exactly the drink they want, made just the way they like it. And now I'm just going to twist on one of this colored comfort lip rings over the threads here. And they all come in different colors so that way everybody knows which drink is theirs. So, now we have a fresh, delicious, virgin strawberry margarita for you, Tina. And a manly Piña Colada for the party animal over here. Just think about it. All blended fast and easy, right here, at the beach. Now, come on, let's get this party started cause we've only got a few minutes till the game starts.

21 21. COMMERCIAL - III NARRATOR Stay tuned to find out how to get this Bullet To Go travel bag of $50 value, absolutely free. Details just ahead. EXT. SPORTS STADIUM PARKING LOT- DAY Mick and Mimi stand behind a ping-pong table covered in food as a crowd of sports fans gathers around them. MAN 1 Mick, Mimi, I got to tell you, all this food is amazing. With the Bullet To Go, it really is easy to make everybody's favorite drink or snacks wherever you go. But look at this. Because with the addition of this, we've now turned the Bullet To Go into a full family size cordless blender that goes wherever you go. Wait till you see this. I'm going to dump some ice on there. Put in a couple of pieces of strawberry, I'm a add a few pieces of melon.. Hmm, yum! To that, I'm going to add a splash of lemonade, then I'm going to pop on the top, I'm going to give it a quick spin, and in seconds, we're going to have a pitcher full of melon berry blast. Now, what about this for a delicious family treat? Look at this. On a warm sunny day like today, can you think of any better? Look at that. Now you can have a Bullet bash wherever you go. With the Magic Bullet To Go, you really can make anything...

22 22. Anywhere, in 10 seconds or less. Now, let's stop looking at this and let's start eating it. Come on, we've got some chili, we've got some... COMMERCIAL - III NARRATOR What if you could blend your favorite frozen beverage, ready to drink in just 7 seconds, out here in the middle of the lake? What if you could make fresh delicious salsa from scratch done in just 3 seconds at your favorite campsite in the middle of the woods? What if you could create healthy fresh fruit smoothies for the kids all in just 9 seconds right here on the beach? Now you can. Because the original Magic Bullet, the world's favorite kitchen appliance has just gotten even better. We've cut the cord, added a powerful battery pack, creating the all new Magic Bullet To Go. The one and only completely, portable, cordless Magic Bullet that goes wherever you go. So now you can do any job in 10 seconds or less, anywhere! Like chopping garlic or onions without the sticky, smelly mess in just 3 seconds right at the barbeque. Or grind whole coffee beans, coarse or fine in just 4 seconds for a fresh ground coffee right at the campsite. Each charge of the Bullet To Go heavy duty battery lasts for 50 uses or more enough for an entire weekends worth of fun. And of course, the Magic Bullet To Go comes with this set of self blending party mugs. Turning the Magic Bullet To Go into the ultimate portable party machine. Now making a different frozen cocktail for everybody is easy. So everyone gets their favorite, made and served right in the same mug wherever your party takes you. So, now you can do any jobs in 10 seconds or less, anywhere! It's like getting a cordless blender, a cordless coffee grinder, a cordless mixer, a cordless smoothie machine, a cordless food processor and more all in one. (MORE)

23 23. NARRATOR (CONTINUED) Call now and you can get the complete 19 piece original Magic Bullet To Go system including party mugs for just $59.99 or 3 easy payments of only $19.99 and everyone who calls in the next 10 minutes will get this amazing bonus which turns your Bullet To Go into the full size cordless Bullet To Go blender with the same capacity as this big $100 blender. But that's not all! Call now and you'll also receive as a second amazing bonus this custom made Bullet To Go travel bag, absolutely free, specially designed to organize and protect your entire Bullet To Go system. It makes it easy to take your Bullet To Go wherever you go. A $50 value, call now and it's yours absolutely free! All you pay is shipping and handling. It's like getting this $100 blender plus the $50 Bullet To Go travel bag plus the complete Bullet To Go system a nearly $250 value, all for only $59.99 or just 3 easy payments of only $19.99 plus shipping and handling. Call or log on now to get the 19 piece Bullet To Go system for only $59.99 or 3 payments of only $19.99 plus shipping and handling. And if you call the next 10 minutes, you'll get the Bullet To Go blender and the Bullet To Go travel bag, a combined $150 value absolutely free. All you pay is shipping and handling. Best of all, you can try the Bullet To Go risk free for one full month. If it doesn't do any job in 10 seconds or less, anywhere you want it to, simply return it for a full refund of the purchase price. So call or log on now. THE END