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Help Wanted By Jackson Huang and Cory Ye 7-7 Do you shape the cell? Do you control what goes in and out of a cell? If you answered Yes to both of these questions, then the CPM incorporated wants you.

1 Help Wanted By Jackson Huang and Cory Ye 7-7 Do you shape the cell? Do you control what goes in and out of a cell? If you answered Yes to both of these questions, then the CPM incorporated wants you. This job helps you improve on protecting the cell, separating the cell, and stabilizing the cytoskeleton. You must be able to form the outside body of a cell and be proficient at regulating what enters and leaves the cell using transporting proteins, and you must hold and shape the cell but not form the structure. With this job you will be able to do interesting things like forming a barrier and protecting the cell. In addition, you form the barrier to the cell, and allow cell recognition. If you are interested, please write to CPM@cmail.com or call CPMO. Must work 24/7 until the cell dies and consequences may vary.

Help Wanted Are you strong? Are you tough? Do you have cellulose? Well come along and be our own special cell body guard! It is the strongest-built organelle in the whole entire cell!

2 Help Wanted Are you strong? Are you tough? Do you have cellulose? Well come along and be our own special cell body guard! It is the strongest-built organelle in the whole entire cell! You can find us in plants, Algae, Bacteria, Fungi and some Archaea, any of these company offices will welcome you to the job but unfortunately this won t be available in animal cells. We are looking for a rigid layer, big enough to surround the cell and help the cell membrane. If you are capable of keeping a box like shape, and can give us the crispness in our veggies then you are the one we need. Call us at or Contact us at hohoho/cellwall@superdupercell.inc From the managers of super duper cell. Inc Jinny Kim and Shireen Jalali-Yazdi Cell Wall Song!!!! Doo bi doo bap bap Doo bi doo bap bap Yo wassup man are you as tough as me? Uh uh I don t think so! So what are you doing here messing with!

3 HELP WANTED by: Isabelle & Jamie Are you a fat, lazy, slob looking for a job? Need great benefits but not a lot of work? Get on our team and don t be a jerk. This job promises a carefree existence just as long as you don t put up resistance. Just swishing around enclosed within the plasma membrane if you don t take this job you don t have any brain. All you have to do is house a couple of organelles that will rarely bother you. You just have to be made out of clear thick goo, and be fat enough to fill 70% of a cell, keep the cells general shape and keep them from bumping and starting a fight, its ok, they don t bite. You get your own choice of plant or animal cell and you get to mooch off of the other organelles you house for energy. Keep in mind that you will only have 21 hours until you get stretched out and ripped in two. Sign up now, the cell wants you! If you are interested, contact himynameiscell@cellmail.com or you can call THE CELL WANTS YOU

passageways. You will be divided into two groups.

office. But if you have rough skin, you will be working closer to the office.

In the rough group s office, you have to cooperate with ribosomes for protein

The proteins will help to defend against germs and support the structure, and you

We will make two membranes around your office. You will be safe and comfortable.

Working hours are 24 hours per day for 7 days a week.

achievements and where you prefer to work.

4 Are you bored? Do you need a job? Come along to the best place in the whole entire cell. Requirements are healthy ribosomes. The ribosomes will be transported through you so you have to be tubular with passageways. You will be divided into two groups. If you have smooth skins, you will be working farther away from our nucleus office. But if you have rough skin, you will be working closer to the office. To be a member of the rough group, you have to be a good friend with ribosomes. In the rough group s office, you have to cooperate with ribosomes for protein synthesis. They will help you to produce protein. The proteins will help to defend against germs and support the structure, and you will send them to the Golgi Mail Box. Don t worry about being distracted. We will make two membranes around your office. You will be safe and comfortable. We need you for either the animal and plant cells. Working hours are 24 hours per day for 7 days a week. You will be paid 5 proteins per hour and have advantages around the cell and a house to live in. Please call the nucleus office, and fax your information, past achievements and where you prefer to work. Our address is helpwanted@celltransport.com. If you call now you get a promotion of 10 proteins an hour! And we will cell you the job. WE ARE THE HIGHWAY OF LIFE!!! And please, please, transport me, A r o u n d t h e C e l l l l l l l l l!!!! dun, dun, du nu! dunnu dunnu dunnunu. Cells cells cells they re everywhere, cells cells cells they make your hair, cells cells cells we love them so, cells cells cells don t let them goooooo-ooooo. By: Max and Eun Jeong

5 Mr. Cell wants YOU! Hi, my name is Mr. Cell! Have you ever wanted to deliver and dish out healthy proteins like Santa Claus gives out presents? Have you ever wanted to work in a weirdly funny pancake shaped structure? Have you ever wanted to get a job where everyone depends on you? We are hiring organelles to help us package proteins in vesicles and transport them wherever needed. You will get to control the two biggest networks in the cell the transportation network and the storage network! This job is vitally important to the cell. If you don't do your job well, the cell will be unable to get proteins and nutrients from the endoplasmic reticulum efficiently. Vesicles depend on you to package proteins in them and send them to other places, like lysosomes and secretion inside and outside of the cell. Job benefits include being so close to nutrients and food you can snack whenever you want! If you do this job well, you will be famous among the other parts of the cells! If interested, please contact Mr. Cell at CELL. We welcome you! By: Hal and Jung Won 7-7

CELLS WANT AD Steven Rhee and Owen Yu 7-7 ARE YOU CAPABLE OF DIGESTING LARGE AMOUNTS OF FOOD? DO YOU HAVE ENZYMES OR CHEMICALS THAT BREAK DOWN THINGS IN YOURSELF?

6 CELLS WANT AD Steven Rhee and Owen Yu 7-7 ARE YOU CAPABLE OF DIGESTING LARGE AMOUNTS OF FOOD? DO YOU HAVE ENZYMES OR CHEMICALS THAT BREAK DOWN THINGS IN YOURSELF? DO YOU HAVE A ROUND STRUCTURE MADE WITH A SINGLE MEMBRANE? IF YES, THIS IS THE JOB FOR YOU! WE OFFER GOOD WORKING CONDITIONS IN ANIMAL CELLS AND IN SOME PLANT CELLS WITH YOUR PAYMENT AS FREE FOOD FOR THE REST OF YOUR ORGANELLE LIFE. YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD EXPERIENCE WITH KILLING AND DIGESTING BACTERIA AND YOU SHOULD BE PROFICIENT AT BREAKING DOWN OTHER OLD ORGANELLES FOR NUTRIENTS AND REUSE. IF YOU RE INTERESTED, CALL US AT 1800 CELL PHONE OR US AT CELLS@CELLS.CELLS. Shannon Mark

HELP WANTED! By: Mark & Shannon Do you create energy? Are you known as the powerhouse? Or do you have your own DNA? Can you work in both animal and plant cells?

You need to be rod shaped, 1-10 micro meters; you must work constantly 24 hours, our payment will be $5 per hour. You must also have Matrix and produce ATP!

7 HELP WANTED! By: Mark & Shannon Do you create energy? Are you known as the powerhouse? Or do you have your own DNA? Can you work in both animal and plant cells? If you do, this job is perfect for you! You can be a power technician! You need to be rod shaped, 1-10 micro meters; you must work constantly 24 hours, our payment will be $5 per hour. You must also have Matrix and produce ATP! What is ATP? ATP is made when food broken apart. ATP becomes ADP, which then becomes ATP again, using glucose broken down by you! If you re interested please call, The Body Advantage! Or at thebodyadvantage@bodyworks.com. Call or e- mail now! Remember, we need YOU!

8 The Best Job Eva!! By: Matt and Joyce Are you a leader? Do you have the ability to direct? Are you serious about your work? If you do, then this job is perfect for you! During this job, you should know how to instruct the cell, and organize its instructions. The knowledge you get from the chromatin will help you carry out the entire cell s activities, for example, the cell s growth, reproduction, and many more. Your office will be surrounded a protective membrane. (Nothing will harm you!) You might learn from the experience and be able to be a fantastic leader. This life changing opportunity will last forever!! You will have to work 24/7; the payment will depend on your working commitment. Please call us at CELLS-4EVA or us at cells4eva@cells4eva.ca. You can also find us at Leaves, Fungi, Mushrooms, Lions, Horses, Fish, and many other offices that have plant or animal cells in them.

Help Wanted by: Alex Do you like to deliver sugars and Oxygen? Can you carefully receive Carbon Dioxide and Water and bring it back? If yes you are totally in the correct place!

If you choose your position here, your job will be to collect the suns light and give away Oxygen to produce energy.

9 Help Wanted by: Alex Do you like to deliver sugars and Oxygen? Can you carefully receive Carbon Dioxide and Water and bring it back? If yes you are totally in the correct place! My name is Bob Celler and I am the Boss of the Cell Functions& Co. Our company needs more workers to produce food for the Mitochondria in our cells. Another offer would be sun energy department. If you choose your position here, your job will be to collect the suns light and give away Oxygen to produce energy. Your working time will be 24 hours and our payment offer will be $5 per hour for both sections. If you have any concerns about this Want ad just contact us under or call us at We hope to see you soon. Remember we need you! Need a Job? This is it! Charlotte & TaiHan Are you interested in working in the cell? Are you ready to float in the cytoplasm or to stick to the endoplasmic reticulum? Can you take instructions from the nucleus and use amino acids to make proteins? Would you take the responsibilities to look after the tissues in the body? An example of this is that you must be able to replace and maintain the tissues in fingernails, saliva, and organelles. Do you think that you are able to take part in protein synthesis? The cell really needs you! So if you think that you fit in this company then please contact the human at yo!danameizcell@celebritycellmail.com or call us at Without you the body wouldn t have any proteins.

You have to be able to store anything that the cell needs, you also need a membrane so the water and food can t escape from your huge body, you will be required to work 24 hours a day.

10 Brian & May Help Needed!!! I, Mr. Nucleus, am in an emergency need of some organelle large sized, strong, that can store food, water, waste products, nutrients, and destroy bacteria, (perhaps a professional boxer)! You have to be able to store anything that the cell needs, you also need a membrane so the water and food can t escape from your huge body, you will be required to work 24 hours a day. You will also be required to push against the cell wall and give it support/structure. If you can do all the things above, then we guarantee you a whole life of safety and food/energy. (You won t be able to quit your job once you start working and you will die in 1 day along with the cell.) If you are interested, contact nucleus# in THE AWESOME PLANT at theawesomenucleus@coolcelebritycell.com or WE NEED YOU!!!!!!

Cell Structure and Protein Secretion

Cell Structure and Protein Secretion 1 I. Tracing the Intracellular Pathway of Protein Secretion A. Label the nucleus, nuclear envelope, endoplasmic reticulum, Golgi apparatus, secretory vesicles, and