Robot Chicken The Nerd Sings a Song 719

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1 Page / 3 What's going on? GYRO ROBO They announced the premier date for Star Wars: Episode VII! GYRO ROBO They announced the premier date for Star Wars: Episode VII! OTHER It's gonna be so cool!

2 Page / (false enthusiasm) Yeah...so...cool... (SINGING): I SHOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT STAR WARS/ 0 I SHOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT STAR WARS/ I SHOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT STAR WARS/ BUT JUST LIKE BLUE MILK...

3 Page 3/ I FEEL BLUE 'CAUSE WHAT IF IT'S A MESS? I CAN'T HELP BUT OBSESS I CAN'T HELP BUT OBSESS I CAN'T HELP BUT OBSESS ABOUT

4 Page 4/ 9 0 ALL THE HORRIBLE CRAP THEY COULD DO HORRIBLE CRAP THEY COULD DO 3 HORRIBLE CRAP THEY COULD DO HORRIBLE CRAP THEY COULD DO

5 Page 5/ 3 4 THEY COULD GIVE LIGHTSABERS TO EWOKS THEY COULD GIVE LIGHTSABERS TO EWOKS THEY COULD GIVE LIGHTSABERS TO EWOKS THEY COULD GIVE LIGHTSABERS TO EWOKS MAKE BOBA FETT HAVE A TALKING DOG FRIEND

6 Page 6/ MAKE BOBA FETT HAVE A TALKING DOG FRIEND DOG: Voiced by eddie murphy! 3 PRODUCT PLACEMENT WOULD BE SAD

7 Page 7/ PRODUCT PLACEMENT WOULD BE SAD PRODUCT PLACEMENT WOULD BE SAD PLOT TWIST: LUKE IS HIS OWN DAD Luke: I'll never join you!

8 Page 8/ 0 AND EVERYONE HIGH FIVES IN THE END THEY COULD SHAVE ALL OF THE WOOKIEES THEY COULD SHAVE ALL OF THE WOOKIEES THEY COULD SHAVE ALL OF THE WOOKIEES

9 Page 9/ THEY COULD SHAVE ALL OF THE WOOKIEES THEY COULD SHAVE ALL OF THE WOOKIEES AND DRESS THEM UP IN BUSINESS SUITS AND DRESS THEM UP IN BUSINESS SUITS AND DRESS THEM UP IN BUSINESS SUITS AND DRESS THEM UP IN BUSINESS SUITS

10 Page 0/ SHAVED WOOKIEES (nodding to one another) GRAAAA. GRAAAA. GRAAAA. SHAVED WOOKIEES (nodding to one another) GRAAAA. GRAAAA. GRAAAA. ACKBAR SAYS: ACKBAR SAYS: IT'S A RAP! AND THEN HE STARTS TO RAP

11 Page / AND THEN HE STARTS TO RAP HAN SAYS A CATCHPHRASE WHEN HE SHOOTS HAN SAYS A CATCHPHRASE WHEN HE SHOOTS HAN SAYS A CATCHPHRASE WHEN HE SHOOTS HAN SAYS A CATCHPHRASE WHEN HE SHOOTS

12 Page / HAN SAYS A CATCHPHRASE WHEN HE SHOOTS HAN SAYS A CATCHPHRASE WHEN HE SHOOTS HANSOLO (a la Urkel) DID I DOOO THAAAAT? :56: :56:00 HANSOLO (a la Urkel) DID I DOOO THAAAAT? OHHHH I'VE BEEN BURNED SO MANY TIMES BEFORE

13 Page 3/ :44: :44: :44:00 3 GREEN LANTERN... GREEN LANTERN... PROMETHEUS :44: :44: :44:00 6 GIRLS CUP BUT STAR WARS IS THE ONE THAT I MOST ADORE DEAR J.J. PLEASE DON'T FUCK THIS UP

14 Page 4/ :44: :44: :5:00 ALL: UP... girl #: bleeugh I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE :5: :5: :5:00 4 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE STAR WARS HAS BECOME MY SAD FIXATION STAR WARS HAS BECOME MY SAD FIXATION

15 Page 5/ 3 MOM WANTED ME TO BE A SURGEON MOM WANTED ME TO BE A SURGEON MOM WANTED ME TO BE A SURGEON I'M 6 AND STILL A......

16 Page 6/ COMIC COLLECTOR... 0 BUT NEVER MIND, THESE MOVIES COULD BE AWESOME! BUT NEVER MIND, THESE MOVIES COULD BE AWESOME! BUT NEVER MIND, THESE MOVIES COULD BE AWESOME!

17 Page 7/ 007 0:54: :54: :54:00 3 ONE THOUSAND FORCE GHOSTS GOING ON A KILLING SPREE! ONE THOUSAND FORCE GHOSTS GOING ON A KILLING SPREE! ONE THOUSAND FORCE GHOSTS GOING ON A KILLING SPREE! :48: :48: :48:00 3 GIANT SPACE WORMS EVERYWHERE GIANT SPACE WORMS EVERYWHERE GIANT SPACE WORMS EVERYWHERE

18 Page 8/ :48: :48: :48:00 6 GIANT SPACE WORMS EVERYWHERE GIANT SPACE WORMS EVERYWHERE GIANT SPACE WORMS EVERYWHERE 3 CHEWIE'S GROWN BACK ALL HIS HAIR CHEWIE'S GROWN BACK ALL HIS HAIR CHEWIE'S GROWN BACK ALL HIS HAIR Action Notes nerd looks through window Action Notes rips off business suit to reveal fur

19 Page 9/ CHEWIE'S GROWN BACK ALL HIS HAIR CHEWIE'S GROWN BACK ALL HIS HAIR CHEWIE'S GROWN BACK ALL HIS HAIR Action Notes rips the arms off storm trooper CHEWIE'S GROWN BACK ALL HIS HAIR CHEWIE'S GROWN BACK ALL HIS HAIR Action Notes and beats the other with a severed arm

20 Page 0/ :50:00 I'LL CAMP OUT FOR A WHOLE YEAR 00 04:50: :50: :50:00 4 I'LL CAMP OUT FOR A WHOLE YEAR I'LL CAMP OUT FOR A WHOLE YEAR I'LL CAMP OUT FOR A WHOLE YEAR

21 Page / 00 04:50:00 4_ 0 03:5: :5:00 JUST TO SEE......STAR WARS EPISODE VII SHOT IN IMAX AND 3D Action Notes characters enter frame behind him 0 03:5: :5:00 4 AND STARRING ME AS LUKE SKYWALKER'S FAVORITE SON WHO GETS THE BEST STUFF LIKE LIGHTSABERS MADE OF GOLD AND FINALLY Action Notes slow zoom out to reveal huge cast of characters...has... SEX!