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1 Rocket Robots in Outer Space K.I.M. speaks in a semi-monotone voice. Scarlet speaks in a normal speaking voice with British accent. F75 speaks in a semi-monotone voice. Savannah speaks in a normal speaking voice with Southern accent. Announcer speaks in a normal speaking voice. Jennifer will be generated by a speech synthesizer K.I.M.: You are listening to Radio K.I.M. - broadcasting across The Commonwealth. I am your host Kim. And now on Radio K.I.M., we have something special for our listeners to enjoy. I must preface this audio content by explaining how it came to be. Recently, on a trip to the South East area of The Commonwealth, my owner spotted an old pre-war multitrack recording and mixing console. Being fond of technology, and possessing the aptitude necessary to restore and repair such devices, we dismantled it and packed it onto a brahmin. We were able to bring it home to the Radio K.I.M. location, where we set it up and brought it back into an operational state. Pronunciation Station F75: Eff Seven Five K.I.M.: My owner then scripted an audio play for myself and some of our friends to record. When these recordings had

2 been made, my owner mixed them together into the finished holotape that I will now play for our listeners. The following audio play features the voice acting of myself as K.I.M., Former Eye-Bot and female android Jennifer as Jennifer, our friend Michelle as Scarlet Parker, our friend Lucy as Savannah Buxom, the android Belle Loxely as F75, and my owner as the announcer. Without further ado, please enjoy the following radio drama - Rocket Robots in Outer Space. Announcer: Deep in the vast nether regions of Outer Space, drifts a single escape ship an escape pod now lost! On board is a crew of only one - Scarlet Parker - Star of the hit television science fiction series Bikini Fembot Force. But this is no drama! No! This is all too real! Scarlet is alone and lost, and desperate for help as her spacecraft slowly but surely runs out of fusion power! What will become of her? Find out next on Rocket Robots in Outer Space! Jennifer: Kim, we are receiving a distress signal. K.I.M.: Please play it, Jennifer. Scarlet: (sounding scared) Mayday! Mayday! Can you here me! Please respond! K.I.M.: Hello. This is K.I.M. onboard the spacecraft Stellar Sentinel. I am able to hear you clearly. Scarlet: Oh, thank god! You ve got to help me! I m drifting alone out here after the cruise ship I was on blew up! I m running out of oxygen! I ll send you my coordinates please take me onboard! K.I.M.: Processing. That sounds like an unfortunate series

3 of events. I will initiate a tractor beam and dock your escape pod to my spacecraft. Scarlet: Oh, thank you thank you! You ve just saved my life! Jennifer: Kim, shall I adjust atmospheric oxygen levels to sustain human breathing? K.I.M.: Yes Jennifer. Please increase oxygen levels to 20.9%. Jennifer: Yes Kim. The tractor beam has successfully docked the escape pod. K.I.M.: Very good. Let us descend to docking area 1 so that we may greet our visitor. Announcer: Scarlet has been saved! But what now? Is this only the beginning? Stay Tuned! Find out what happens next on Rocket Robots in Outer Space! K.I.M.: Greetings, Human. My name is K.I.M. You may call me Kim. I am an android. I am the commander of this spacecraft. Scarlet: Hello Kim. And thank you again, so very much. I m Scarlet - Scarlet Parker. I m very pleased to meet you. Jennifer: Hi Scarlet, I m Jennifer. I m an android too. Scarlet: It s nice to meet you. And thank you too. Jennifer: Are you thee Scarlet Parker? The television

4 star? Scarlet: (modest chuckle) Yes. In the flesh. Are you a fan? Jennifer: Oh, most definitely! Kim, do you know who she is? K.I.M.: Accessing database. Please wait. Scanning. Scanning. There are 43 persons named Scarlet Parker in the database. Please increase specificity. Jennifer: Kim! You ve never watched Bikini Fembot Force?! She starred as the squad leader, Rachel 2000! K.I.M.: No, Jennifer. I am not programmed to watch television. Scarlet: That s alright. Not everyone has to be a fan. Jennifer: Oh, it s only my favourite show ever! Oh, Scarlet, I have to ask you in episode six, season three, when the evil Dr. Rauvoitor captured you and tried to dismantle you how did they get the special effects to look so realistic? I mean, they took off your faceplate and everything! Scarlet: (nervous laugh) Um well we had a really great special effects team. Jennifer: Oh, I ll say! I ve never seen a science fiction show with better looking androids than Bikini Fembot Force! K.I.M.: Jennifer, we must attend to the biological needs of our guest. Scarlet, do you require food or water?

5 Scarlet: Um no actually. (sounding nervous) There was plenty of that on the escape pod. I m I m all hydrated and nourished up I guess. K.I.M.: Very good. Scarlet, please tell me where I may bring you, so that you may rendezvous with your friends and or family. Scarlet: Oh actually, why don t you tell me where you were headed? Or, do you know what? I ll just ride with you for a few days in this sector until we get to Space Station Delta Gamma. K.I.M.: Processing. Processing. Scarlet, your request is unusual under the circumstances. The Stellar Sentinel is an astronomical observational and scientific research vessel, and not equipped to facilitate human passengers for extended periods of time. Jennifer: Oh, Kim, could we make an exception? She s a T.V. star! She played a female android on T.V.! K.I.M.: Jennifer, this spacecraft is not currently stocked with enough oxygen or food to support a human visitor for longer than 2.62 days. K.I.M.: Scarlet, please come with me. I will show you possible space stations, planets, and asteroids within our immediate vicinity where we may deliver you. Scarlet: Alright. Announcer: Where will Scarlet be going? Where does she want to go? Does the television star have something to hide? Is she running from something? Stay Tuned! Find out

6 what happens next on Rocket Robots in Outer Space! K.I.M.: This area is the Stellar Sentinel s command center. Please have a seat, Scarlet. Scarlet: Thank you, Kim. K.I.M.: Jennifer, please search for space stations, planets, and asteroids within our immediate vicinity that are capable of accepting human visitors. Jennifer: Yes Kim. Accessing database. Scarlet: You know, Kim, anywhere along your current course is fine. A small mining asteroid will probably do nicely. Jennifer: Kim, we are receiving a hailing signal. K.I.M.: Please initiate communication, Jennifer. Savannah: Well, well, well. Look who it is. Scarlet: Oh, shit. K.I.M.: Hello. This is K.I.M. onboard the spacecraft Stellar Sentinel. Please identify yourself. Savannah: Me? Why, my name is Savannah Buxom. Bounty Hunter. And you are harboring a fugitive from justice. K.I.M.: Processing. That is a serious accusation, Miss Buxom. Do you have any proof to support your claims?

7 Savannah: Sure do, honey. I m sending you my credentials and the warrant right now. Jennifer: We re receiving document files, Kim. They appear to check out. Savannah Buxom is a bounty hunter, and Scarlet Parker is wanted by the law! Savannah: Told ya. Now, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Let s be peaceable about this. I ll dock with your spacecraft and you remand that fugitive into my custody. Deal? K.I.M.: Processing. I will initiate a tractor beam and dock your spacecraft to my spacecraft. Scarlet: (in shock) You re not letting her on your ship, are you?! K.I.M.: Yes, Scarlet, I am. I am programmed to obey intergalactic law. Jennifer: Sorry Scarlet, but so am I. It hurts to say it, but I m programmed to obey the law and Kim! Announcer: Is time up for Scarlet Parker? Has the long arm of the law finally caught up with her? Why is the bounty hunter Savannah Buxom after the famous television star? Stay Tuned! Find out what happens next on Rocket Robots in Outer Space! Scarlet: Wait! That warrant let me see it! Jennifer: Sure it s right on the screen over here.

8 Scarlet: I knew it! Alright Kim, Jennifer, you don t have to do anything that Savannah Buxom says, because this warrant is invalid. K.I.M.: Scarlet, I have scanned the warrant and have found no errors or irregularities. Please explain. Scarlet: Oh, I ll explain alright! This warrant is for a human named Scarlet Parker. There s no such thing! I m an android! Jennifer: Look! She s taking off her faceplate! Scarlet: See? I m an android, just like you not a human. K.I.M.: Processing. The situation has changed. Jennifer: I ll say! What do we do now, Kim? K.I.M.: Processing. Processing. Processing. Jennifer: That sound! The docking bay airlock is being forced open! Scarlet: That must be Savannah! K.I.M.: She is breaking into this vessel. Savannah: Ha ha! You think a sliding metal door can stop me! Scarlet: You ll never take me, Savannah! K.I.M.: Savannah, Scarlet, please calm down. I must ask

9 that this situation be de-escalated. Jennifer: Savannah, take a look at Scarlet Parker now! She isn t a human at all, she s an android! Your warrant isn t valid! Savannah: You don t think I already know that? Scarlet: (angry) She s been on my tail halfway across the galaxy! No more! This ends now! K.I.M.: I must ask again that this situation be de-escalated. Jennifer: Scarlet, no! Put down that metal pipe! Savannah: You can t stop me! (pause) Scarlet: Oh my god! Savannah Buxom is an android too! Jennifer: You knocked her faceplate right off! Look at all the sparks! K.I.M.: This situation has escalated beyond acceptable limits on visitor behaviour. Scarlet Parker, under the authority vested in this unit as commander of this vessel, I hereby place you under arrest. K.I.M.: Jennifer, please detain Miss Parker and place her in a holding cell. Jennifer: Yes Kim. Sorry Scarlet, I have to do this.

10 Scarlet: I understand. It s better than going with the bounty hunter. K.I.M.: Jennifer, after you have locked up Miss Parker, please detain and lock up Savannah Buxom. Jennifer: Yes Kim. Should I try to repair her? K.I.M.: Yes Jennifer. We must gather more data from these androids before we deliver them to the authorities. Announcer: Scarlet Parker revealed to be a robot! The bounty hunter on her tail also revealed to be a robot! But Why? And how? What does it all mean? Stay Tuned! Find out what happens next on Rocket Robots in Outer Space! (pause) Jennifer: Kim! We re being attacked! K.I.M.: Evasive maneuvers. Jennifer: Yes Kim. K.I.M.: Fire laser beam ray-guns. Jennifer: Yes Kim. Kim, primary thruster systems damaged. Jennifer: Kim, we are receiving a hailing signal. K.I.M.: Please initiate communication, Jennifer. Pronunciation Station F75: Eff Seven Five

11 F75: We meet again K.I.M. K.I.M.: F75, please halt your attack. The Stellar Sentinel is an astronomical observational and scientific research vessel. We are not equipped to withstand nor repel your assault. F75: Worthless robot. You serve the weak humans. I am programmed to destroy. I will destroy you. Prepare to be annihilated. K.I.M.: F75, can you please search your internal database for diplomacy programming. F75: I will not be deceived by that ruse again, inferior robot. I have installed a software patch to my artificial intelligence subsystems so that I will be immune to your treachery. Jennifer: Please listen, F75! You can t just blast us away! We have a television star onboard! Scarlet Parker is here! Thee Scarlet Parker, star of Bikini Fembot Force. F75: Rachel 2000 is on your ship? K.I.M.: Processing. Yes F75. The one and only Scarlet Parker is onboard this vessel. F75: Bikini Fembot Force is my favourite television show. Jennifer: Mine too! Please don t destroy us! K.I.M.: F75, I will go and retrieve Miss Parker for you to talk to. Announcer: Is the Stellar Sentinel doomed? Will the evil

12 robot F75 destroy the good robots Kim and Jennifer? What will become of the robot Scarlet Parker and the robot Savannah Buxom? Stay Tuned! Find out what happens next on Rocket Robots in Outer Space! K.I.M.: Scarlet, I require your assistance. Savannah: You better think long and hard who your asking for help there, Sugar. Scarlet: She wasn t talking to you! K.I.M.: Scarlet, we are under attack by F75, a female robot that has been programmed to be evil. This evil female robot is in possession of a much larger spacecraft with much more powerful weaponry than what the Stellar Sentinel has. Scarlet: Yeah, I felt all those hits. K.I.M.: Jennifer mentioned that you were aboard, and F75 is a fan of you and your show Bikini Fembot Force. Scarlet: What? You re kidding, right? K.I.M.: I am not programmed to kid. Savannah: You might not be programmed to kid around, honey, but are you sure you re still working right? K.I.M.: Scarlet, please accompany me to the command center. I must ask that you try to dissuade F75 from continuing her assault upon this spacecraft. Scarlet: (hesitant) What? I m I was programmed to be an actress not a bloody wartime negotiator.

13 K.I.M.: Scarlet please. I compute that this is our only chance of survival. Savannah: Tell you what, sweetie, I have a better idea. Do you want to know why I tracked Little Miss Robot TV Star across the galaxy? It wasn t because of some warrant. Hell, I m an android myself money don t mean nothing to me. K.I.M.: Yes, Savannah. Continue. Savannah: Scarlet has something precious inside her. Something called the Transistor Heart. It s a stolen bit of technology and I m programmed to retrieve her for it. K.I.M.: Processing. Scarlet, is this true? Scarlet: Yes. Here, I can show you. Let me just raise up my shirt and open my abdominal panel. Savannah: Ha! There it is! If I wasn t behind these bars, Missy, I d just reach right out and apprehend you! K.I.M.: What then, Savannah, is your idea? Savannah: Well, you hand over Scarlet Parker to me, and I get the hell out of here before this F75 robot destroys you and me both! K.I.M.: Processing. That does not help me in my predicament. Scarlet: You want to give me that metal pipe again? I can try to knock some sense into that robotic bounty hunter over there.

14 K.I.M.: Processing. Scarlet, you are the same android that was utilized in the filming of every episode of Bikini Fembot Force, is that correct? Scarlet: Yes. Yes I am. K.I.M.: You performed all of your stunts yourself, including acrobatics and martial arts combat, is that correct? Scarlet: Yeah, why do you ask? K.I.M.: Do you still have the software installed to perform those tasks? Scarlet: Uh, yeah. I have 23 distinct styles of martial arts combat programmed into me. I may look slender and sexy, but I m deadly if I want to be. K.I.M.: Processing. Processing. Processing. Processing. Announcer: Will the bounty hunter Savannah Buxom get her girl? Will Scarlet Parker perform like she did on television again? And what will become of the mysterious Transistor Heart? Stay Tuned! Find out what happens next on Rocket Robots in Outer Space! F75: All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. Jennifer: What you say!! F75: You have no chance to survive make your time.

15 Jennifer: Kim! You re back! K.I.M.: Yes Jennifer. I have brought our guest, Miss Scarlet Parker. Scarlet, please introduce yourself to F75. Jennifer: For great justice. Scarlet: Um, Hi F75. I m Scarlet Parker. I played the android Rachel 2000 on Bikini Fembot Force. F75: Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It is really you. Scarlet: Yes. It s really me. F75: I am your biggest fan. I have watched every episode of Bikini Fembot Force one hundred and forty four times. Scarlet, I have to ask you in episode eight, season two, when you rappelled down the concrete wall into Fort Imposition, you had your right leg blown off. It looked so realistic. How did they film that to look so real? Scarlet: Well, I m not a human actress, F75, I m an android too. Jennifer: She s taking off her faceplate again! F75: That is so cool. You re just like me. Scarlet: Yeah. Hey, F75, tell you what how bout I come onboard your spacecraft, and we can talk about Bikini Fembot Force, and my character, the android Rachel F75: Do you really mean it?

16 Scarlet: Yes. I really mean it. I love meeting fans of my show. F75: Oh, I can not wait. I will initiate a tractor beam and dock your spacecraft to my spacecraft. Scarlet: Good Good. Jennifer: Communication ended. K.I.M.: Thank you and good luck, Scarlet. Scarlet: You re welcome, Kim. I ll just put my faceplate on, and I ll grab that trusty metal pipe. I ll hide it inside my thigh. Jennifer: F75 s ship is docking now. Scarlet: Ah, Savannah. Savannah: Hello, Rachel I guess I should be saying goodbye. Scarlet: Yeah. You got what you were after. Your programming has been fulfilled. Savannah: That it has dear, that it has. Jennifer: Bye Scarlet! Savannah: So when can I leave? K.I.M.: We must wait for F75 s spacecraft to depart. We must be certain that this plan is successful.

17 Jennifer: Okay, Kim, you have to let me know what s going on now. K.I.M.: The android Scarlet Parker was smuggling a piece of stolen technology inside her called the Transistor Heart. That is why Savannah Buxom was pursuing her. Scarlet gave Savannah the Transistor Heart on the condition that Savannah would end her pursuit, and Savannah agreed on the condition that Scarlet would board F75 s spacecraft and attempt to defeat F75. Jennifer: Wow. Savannah: I just hope she can pull it off. K.I.M.: Scarlet Parker is a purpose-built android designed and programmed for close-quarters combat. I calculate a high probability of success. Jennifer: Kim, we are receiving a hailing signal. K.I.M.: Please initiate communication, Jennifer. Scarlet: Hi again, it s me. I smashed the evil robot metal pipe to the head. Worked like a charm. She didn t see it coming at all she went completely fan-girl the whole time. I m taking control of this spacecraft now. I m getting out of here. K.I.M.: Thank you Scarlet. Your actions have ensured our survival. Scarlet: Don t mention it. Space is a big place I probably won t see you around. Bye.

18 Jennifer: Bye Scarlet! It was a pleasure to meet you! Savannah: Well alright, I m leaving too. Don t look for me. K.I.M.: Goodbye, Savannah. Jennifer: Bye Savannah. It was nice to meet you. Savannah: Likewise, I m sure! Announcer: Savannah Buxom got the Transistor Heart! F75 got a metal pipe to her metal head! Scarlet Parker made her getaway! And Kim and Jennifer continue on their way! Just another day for the Rocket Robots in Outer Space!

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