THE 2018 OFFICE HOROSCOPE. #2018OfficeHoroscope

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1 THE 2018 OFFICE HOROSCOPE #2018OfficeHoroscope

2 WHAT DOES YOUR STAR SIGN SAY ABOUT YOU? Our star signs can say a lot about our personalities, and we wanted to find out how our star signs affect our work ethic, our ability to work and our work environment. We conducted a survey of 1000 British people to find out what they really thought about star signs. Over 58% of female respondents said they do believe in horoscopes, while only 38% of male respondents said they believe. However, 94% of all respondents said they were aware of what their star sign is, with 51% stating that their zodiac description does in fact reflect their personality. Whether you re a believer or a non-believer, understanding the different zodiac signs could help to solve your office politics and bring harmony to your working environment. What does your star sign say about your working life? Find out below!

This will change as the year progresses and you ll soon be back on your game. You are, however, driven to succeed in other ways.

3 CAPRICORN 22nd December to 19th January Patient, independent, perfectionist, organised. You re normally the most motivated person in the office, but this year you re finding it difficult to get stuff done. But don t panic! This will change as the year progresses and you ll soon be back on your game. You are, however, driven to succeed in other ways. You decided to tackle a New Year s Resolution and you re not about to break it any time soon. Capricorns are patient and disciplined, meaning resolutions are achievable without any worries of falling off the wagon. You re often shy in the workplace, and might prefer to work independently, but this doesn t mean you take your job any less seriously. You re a perfectionist and like to go above and beyond any task asked of you. Your desk would easily win a competition for the tidiest and most organised desk.

AQUARIUS 20th January to 18th February Fast learner, independent, motivated This is the year you might find you re working less independently and instead are coming together with your work colleagues.

Plan your goals and you ll be sure to reach them.

4 AQUARIUS 20th January to 18th February Fast learner, independent, motivated This is the year you might find you re working less independently and instead are coming together with your work colleagues. This is something you might not be used to, but you ll definitely see the benefits of working together as a team. Also don t be afraid to dream big this year. No feat is too high or unreachable. Plan your goals and you ll be sure to reach them. You don t have a resolution to stick to this year, as you learn easily from past mistakes, and know that they never last, no matter how motivated you are to make them work. Instead, you give yourselves smaller goals that are much more manageable that you know you will stick to. Every piece of work you do is thought about with precision. You don t often make mistakes as you re a logical person who thinks about everything in detail. You re also a fast learner, so you need to keep your brain working by learning new things all the time. You adapt easily to any working environment so are happy to let colleagues change the temperature or chat often. You work best when listening to music.

PISCES 19th February to 20th March Competitive, creative, adaptable, indecisive Your job normally involves a lot of creativity which suits you down to a tee, but in 2018

This will only increase your skill set and knowledge within your work environment, so don t be afraid of this change.

Unfortunately your resolutions list was getting longer and longer, making it impossible for you to decide on just one.

5 PISCES 19th February to 20th March Competitive, creative, adaptable, indecisive Your job normally involves a lot of creativity which suits you down to a tee, but in 2018 you might find yourself having to jump out of your comfort zone. Less creative tasks are coming your way that might require logical thinking instead. This will only increase your skill set and knowledge within your work environment, so don t be afraid of this change. You would have made a New Year s Resolution if you could have decided on one. Unfortunately your resolutions list was getting longer and longer, making it impossible for you to decide on just one. You re adaptable when working, meaning any environment suits: a loud coffee shop, a quite library, a cold office or a warm classroom. Wherever you are, you make the most of it and can work just as well if you re out of your normal environment. Your creativity means that you re a messy person. Your desk might look untidy to other people, but you know exactly where everything is.

You re spontaneous, and hate sitting down for too long, working on the same thing day after day.

6 ARIES 21st March to 19th April Spontaneous, honest, opinionated, impatient. You re an impatient person, and this won t change this year. However, certain circumstances may come into play which force you to try to become a little more patient. You re spontaneous, and hate sitting down for too long, working on the same thing day after day. In 2018, you should try to mix up your routine, and make sure you re completing lots of different tasks. If possible, take some time away from the computer. You re too spontaneous to have a New Year s Resolution. You take life as it comes, and can t be tied down to a silly resolution which you probably won t keep anyway. You re opinionated, so you re not afraid to tell other people this about their resolutions too. Your desk can barely be seen under the huge pile of paper and work yet to be completed, but you ll get round to it when you feel like it. Your known as the breaker in the office, for constantly breaking things like the printer, the keyboard and the hot water machine. You re a force to be reckoned with. There s a whirlwind everytime you walk through the door, but you re a hard worker who is a natural leader.

TAURUS 20th April to 20th May Stubborn, commonsensical, tidy, reliable Taurus are notorious for needing stability in their lives, but sometimes this stability is out of our control.

Those born between April and May are stubborn, so this is easier said than done. Sometimes you re impatient and want to see results now which is why New Year s Resolutions aren t a good idea.

7 TAURUS 20th April to 20th May Stubborn, commonsensical, tidy, reliable Taurus are notorious for needing stability in their lives, but sometimes this stability is out of our control. Your aim for this year should be to relax when things get a little chaotic. You like to feel in control, but take a step back and realise that being in control of everything isn t always fun. Those born between April and May are stubborn, so this is easier said than done. Sometimes you re impatient and want to see results now which is why New Year s Resolutions aren t a good idea. You think that waiting around for you to see a difference in your life is a waste of time. Instead you use your common sense to make small changes when you see fit. Because of your need for control, your desk is the tidiest, cleanest one around, and your boss loves you for it. Even your folders on your computer are in alphabetical order. You work better this way, and don t work well with any distractions such as music or chatting. In the office, you re known as the feeder for always supplying the office with the best snacks.

GEMINI 21st May to 20th June Headstrong, observant, supportive, independent, restless As a Gemini, you re always on the go, doing things, helping others, not stopping for much.

However, you re headstrong, so it will take some persuasion to put this into practice. You hate being confined to a routine or certain practice so New Year s Resolutions don t work for you.

8 GEMINI 21st May to 20th June Headstrong, observant, supportive, independent, restless As a Gemini, you re always on the go, doing things, helping others, not stopping for much. But sometimes you need to take a breather. You may find during 2018 that you become tired and overworked. You ll need to train yourself to do one task at a time, and take things a little slower. However, you re headstrong, so it will take some persuasion to put this into practice. You hate being confined to a routine or certain practice so New Year s Resolutions don t work for you. You d much prefer to go with the flow. You re not an organised person, but you prefer it that way. Your things aren t exactly tidy at work and you re forever being told off for leaving your dirty mugs on your desk. You also seem to be the person that breaks things: your computer, or your chair, and everyone knows you as clumsy. In 2018, this won t change, so you ll have to embrace it!

CANCER 21st June to 22nd July Organised, imaginative, loyal and private In the workplace you generally strive for success and it is your belief in your own hopes and dreams that gives you that push

As a sensitive soul you are prone to looking to the universe for answers, but it may be time to take it upon yourself to take control and aim for success.

9 CANCER 21st June to 22nd July Organised, imaginative, loyal and private In the workplace you generally strive for success and it is your belief in your own hopes and dreams that gives you that push to achieve. As a Cancer you are easily led by others but you should try to resist and maintain a positive attitude. As a sensitive soul you are prone to looking to the universe for answers, but it may be time to take it upon yourself to take control and aim for success. Perhaps this is your New Year s Resolution, just make sure you stick to it, no matter how hard it may get. As a Cancer you are generally known for your moodiness, but this should not be mistaken for carelessness or pessimism. You feel very deeply and are sensitive to the emotions of others. As an element of water you are guided by emotions and don t have the coping mechanisms to fully control these emotions in the wider world. Just be aware of this in the workplace, make sure you show how much you care and understand, to ensure your colleagues know they can approach you. Don t forget they can help you get that well deserved promotion.

LEO 23rd July to 22nd August Creative, passionate, cheerful, humorous, inflexible and difficulty facing reality Always aiming for greatness, the workplace can often

Eager to succeed it is important you always have a goal in sight or you will feel undervalued and that ego may take a slight knock.

Just be sure to show people your cheerful humorous side too. You are highly unlikely to break any New Year s Resolutions, as you would not want to be defeated.

10 LEO 23rd July to 22nd August Creative, passionate, cheerful, humorous, inflexible and difficulty facing reality Always aiming for greatness, the workplace can often be frustrating for Leos, even if you don t let it show. Eager to succeed it is important you always have a goal in sight or you will feel undervalued and that ego may take a slight knock. Although, you do find it simple to make new connections so finding a new position wouldn t be too difficult. Just be sure to show people your cheerful humorous side too. You are highly unlikely to break any New Year s Resolutions, as you would not want to be defeated. The only time this may change is if your resolution benefits others more than yourself. As the King of the Jungle you are used to dominating to ensure your success and you are always thinking ahead, networking and earning respect from your coworkers. Just make sure you also show them your fun side, which we re sure you will, as you are known for being warm hearted and popular.

VIRGO 23rd August to 22nd September Loyal, hardworking, analytical and practical Virgo s need to find the perfect work life balance, which is a relatively

Your aim may be to find that perfect connection between body and mind but your hardworking and practical side takes over far too often.

please others. In the workplace, you can be overly critical as you search for perfection in yourself and those around you.

11 VIRGO 23rd August to 22nd September Loyal, hardworking, analytical and practical Virgo s need to find the perfect work life balance, which is a relatively new concept as you are generally overworked. You can be found working your way through lunch and leaving two hours after home time. Your aim may be to find that perfect connection between body and mind but your hardworking and practical side takes over far too often. The sense of letting go and relaxing is strong and might be your New Year s Resolution, but the likeliness of you breaking this is high as you are eager to please others. In the workplace, you can be overly critical as you search for perfection in yourself and those around you. This trait may rub some people up the wrong way but your loyalty makes you an asset to any company. Plus, your high maintenance ensures no one is picking up your slack. This includes the cleaner as you have probably got the cleanest desk around.

LIBRA 23rd September to 22nd October Cooperative, diplomatic, fair-minded and social Always on the lookout for opportunities to progress,

and reason. The thought of taking risks is enticing but the thought of being uncertain about the future leaves you feeling unsure.

As a Libra you generally don t like to be alone so working in a busy office is perfect, however you will run for the door at the first sign

12 LIBRA 23rd September to 22nd October Cooperative, diplomatic, fair-minded and social Always on the lookout for opportunities to progress, you are eager to succeed but your indecisive nature takes over more often than you would like, urging you to choose between your emotions and reason. The thought of taking risks is enticing but the thought of being uncertain about the future leaves you feeling unsure. New Year s Resolutions may be hard to keep as you find yourself torn between wanting to succeed and wanting to break the rules. As a Libra you generally don t like to be alone so working in a busy office is perfect, however you will run for the door at the first sign of conflict. Hygiene may seem like a big factor to you but it s more aesthetics than anything. You love tidiness and cleanliness? Well, that bit of dust can wait.

SCORPIO 23rd October to 21st November Resourceful, passionate, determined and decisive If you are a Scorpio, in the workplace you will probably be a leader, or on your way to becoming one.

As a Scorpio you are likely to stick to your New Year s Resolutions. Your stubbornness demands it.

13 SCORPIO 23rd October to 21st November Resourceful, passionate, determined and decisive If you are a Scorpio, in the workplace you will probably be a leader, or on your way to becoming one. You are always researching to gain knowledge and new skills. You will leave no stone unturned, using new found information to make large steps in your career. As a Scorpio you are likely to stick to your New Year s Resolutions. Your stubbornness demands it. Just remember your place in the office and keep that assertiveness under control or you may find your resolutions broken because your key focus is on finding a new job. When working it is your passion that shines through and makes you a strong leader, whilst your cool and calm side adds some light hearted humour to the working environment.

SAGITTARIUS 22nd November to 21st December Messy, carefree and idealistic Prone to change, chances are you re thinking about your next career step and

If you re working in an office the thought of one more day sat at a desk probably makes you want to cry, but don t worry you ll find something to explore.

It is freedom the Sagittarius longs for and working for yourself might be just what you re hoping for this year.

14 SAGITTARIUS 22nd November to 21st December Messy, carefree and idealistic Prone to change, chances are you re thinking about your next career step and your enthusiasm will ensure you find what you re looking for, for now anyway. If you re working in an office the thought of one more day sat at a desk probably makes you want to cry, but don t worry you ll find something to explore. Your carefree nature means that you are unlikely to keep any resolutions, unless it involves travelling. It is freedom the Sagittarius longs for and working for yourself might be just what you re hoping for this year. In the office your coworkers will see you fidgeting a lot, or maybe even jogging on lunch to get rid of some of that pent-up energy. Although your fun loving personality brightens everyone s day, your messy desk does not. This year, why not give the cleaner a helping hand. It will make your desk neighbours happy too.

15 THANKYOU!

How to Have Your Best Year Every Year.

How to Have Your Best Year Every Year. A Workbook by Ann Hawkins For a quick but effective insight, work through these ten questions and then, if you have a significant other in your life or business,