The. KLUTZ Catalogue. Spring 1996

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1 The KLUTZ Catalogue Spring 1996

2 Contents Juggling for the Complete Klutz String Games Earthsearch: A Kids Geography Museum in a Book The Rubber Chicken Book KidsGardening The Klutz Book of Magic Draw the Marvel Super Heroes Visit the Klutz Treehouse! The Klutz Catalog Virtual Rubber Chicken Control Console: Rubber chickens flip pages. The Beanbag brings you back here.

3 Juggling for the Complete Klutz The New Two-Million-Copy Edition Our juggling book continues to astound us by gaining popularity every year. Last year we celebrated the sale of its two-millionth copy. Countless Americans have learned to juggle using its simple step-bystep instructions. It is the Basic Book of Klutzness. Complete with three aerodynamically sound bean bags. The most popular book on juggling ever published. By far. Juggling for the Complete Klutz #8100 $11.00 Klutz Juggling Bags #8200 $2.50 each Grade AA Rubber Juggling Eggs Very soft, very nice. Our eggs look just like the real ones until you throw them down on the floor and they bounce. Store them in the fridge (they ll stay funnier). Juggling Eggs #8027 $5.00 for 6 Rubber Juggling Chickens have temporarily flown the coop. Look for them in our next catalogue.

4 String Games After the unprecedented success of Cat s Cradle, our office was snowed under with requests for more string figures. In response, we dispatched photographers to various far-flung points around the globe, where they recorded native string games as they are played on the fingers of local kids. The result, String Games From Around The World, is a collection of seven BRAND NEW! S P A N K I N G brand-new (yet ages-old) string games, introduced by seven real-live kids from each of seven incredibly diverse cultures. Illustrated with gorgeous fullcolor photographs, watercolor paintings and instructional art, String Games comes complete with a tie-dyed string loop, natch. String Games #4109 $13.00 Extra strings # for $5.00

5 Earthsearch: A Kids Geography Museum in a Book Earthsearch is the biggest Klutz project ever the ultimate do-it book. Written and created by John Cassidy, Earthsearch was four long years in research and production. The subject of all this effort? Geography. But don t be confused, this is not the geography of state capitals and river names. Geography, the way Earthsearch tackles it, is everything from the tip of your nose going out. That covers a lot of ground (and maybe that helps explain all the work). Bound directly into the book are 21 different exhibits things besides paper and ink. The signs of course, are the pages and photographs that accompany them. They are meant to answer the questions that playing with the exhibits naturally raises. Earthsearch #3102 $20.00

6 Watercolor for the Artistically Undiscovered A few years ago, we approached author/illustrator Thacher Hurd with the idea of creating a how-to book on the subject of watercolor. Thacher s enthusiastic style and wild palette combined to make art, watercolor, storytelling and life in general seem like so much fun that we were sure the book-making chemistry would work. We have seldom been more accurate in our predictions. Physically, the book is nine inches square. Most of the pages are watercolor paper reserved for the use of the reader/painter (that s you). Thacher s artwork squeezes onto the edges of the regular printed pages (there are 24), where you can also find plenty of tips and techniques. Permanently attached to the book is a sixcolor box of Reeves Watercolors and a #5 Winsor & Newton brush. Both the paints and the brush are artist-quality. The entire package is ready to use. But more importantly, the artwork is so disarming, the colors are so wild, and the instructions are so goofily inspirational that nobody is discouraged. Leave your insecurities at the door; there are no mistakes in Thacher s world. Watercolor for the Artistically Undiscovered #2101 $20.00

7 The Rubber Chicken Book A Fine Collection of Bad Skits, Goofball Stunts, Front-Yard Acrobatics and Really Dumb Jokes The story of The Rubber Chicken Book began more than four years ago, when a wandering nine-year-old taught us two valuable life lessons: one, how to poke our fingers through our heads, and two, how to support a pea on a column of air (lung power only). We promptly began a new file, locked inside our secret mountain vault. We called it Knowledge, Vital. Bit by bit the file grew. We discovered how to kick a field goal with a plumber s helper, we were told the only good Knock-Knock joke ever told, we learned how to read the future in a tennis Ever at a loss for words when you need to ask someone to step away while you attend to shoe, we learned how something important...? Try these: Why don t you take a long walk on a short pier? Make like a tree and leave. to break our Go tell your mother she s calling you. You should be on the stage. There s noses time and one leaving at noon. I hope you get ahead in the future. You could use one. again (or at least Or maybe you d like to stop someone from playing the piano...? Try these: sound like it), we Why don t you play Far, Far Away? Why don t you play learned ALL the I ll help you out? verses to Great Green Gobs... and we learned more, MUCH more. Last year, we realized our file had finally achieved critical mass. Lou Brooks was brought in to illustrate our little treasure trove and an astounding book of hambone humor, cornpone theatrics and knockaround fun stuff was born. Packaged with each copy are a squeaker and three chicken eggs which look exactly like real ones until you throw them down onto a cement floor and they bounce. The Rubber Chicken Book #7102 $10.00 By the Window and

8 KidsGardening: An Indoor/Outdoor Year-Round Activity Guide We designed KidsGardening to be the prequel to our Kids Cooking book. (We wanted our cooks to know from whence those carrots really came.) The book is 92 full-color pages long. We printed it on wipe-clean, abuse-proof cardstock, and bound it all together in a spiral for utility and survival power. Our hope is for this book to go out into the mud and come back alive. We include a kidproof trowel and seven varieties of flower, vegetable and herb seeds, all selected to grow in any North American climate. The activities are good indoors or out, and the instructions work anywhere from Texas to Toronto. KidsGardening #1122 $14.00

9 The Klutz Book of Magic Quit your day job. Go ahead. You won t need it any more. Not if you own The Klutz Book of Magic. We bribed five of the country s most respected magicians to give away the kinds of tricks they re not supposed to. The Klutzproof instructions will teach you 31 amazing tricks. Printed on durable cardstock in full color and spiralbound to lay flat while you work, the book comes with five props: a silk scarf, a chrome ring, a nylon string and two others so secret we can t describe them here. The Klutz Book of Magic #6101 $14.00

10 Draw the Marvel Super Heroes A Mighty Manual of Massively Amazing Step-by-Step Instruction Spiderman, Wolverine, The Hulk, Captain America, The Human Torch, Namor... these are just a few of the Marvel Comics Super Heroes, whose mere names strike fear into the hearts of evil-doers everywhere. Where can you find them? Wherever danger lurks. Wherever the forces of Good and Evil clash in titanic battle for the fate of the Universe, there you will find the Marvel Super Heroes. And there you will also find Klutz. Or, at least you will find our very first massively amazing super-title. Its name? Draw the Marvel Super Heroes. Its mission? To enable the legions of Marvel Super Hero fans to draw their favorite characters with professional flair and stunning style right there in their very own book. Tips and pointers from the Marvel pros crowd the margins, but the center of most of the 94 pages is reserved for the artist/reader. Nine pages of tracing vellum make the book appropriate for even the youngest fans, but there s plenty to challenge anyone. Packaged with each book are four double-nibbed felt tip markers (plus pencil) in a permanently bound-on zippered vinyl pouch. The entire package is ready to go. If you draw at an amazing rate and run out of supplies, we have more. Draw the Marvel Super Heroes #2102 $13.00 Superman is not a Marvel comics figure. He s Dave s (big) little brother.

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