by Philip Love and Aaron Glaze What Four humorous and enlightening scenes that highlight aspects of God s names, ending with a powerful confrontation with Satan. Themes: Names of God, Resist the Devil, Character of God Who When Wear (Props) Guy The Rock Holy Ghost Dude Present day None I AM Girl Crocodile Hunter Satan Why James 4:7, Phil 2:5-11 How Time This provides a great discussion starter for your group. The key to this skit is in the transitions. Try to keep the distance between the scenes as short as possible without losing clarity. Approximately 7-9 minutes Skit Guys, Inc. Only original purchaser is granted photocopy permission. All other rights reserved. Skit Guys is a trademark of Skit Guys, Inc. Printed in U.S.A.
Two people - Ned, an average fella, and I AM - meet on the street. Hi, I m Ned and you are? What s your name? Yeah, I got that part. What s your name though? Okay, that s great, just great. What do people call you? When they ask I tell them Okay, look pal, this might be real funny to you, but all I want to know is your name! I told you You are who? I am who? You re Ned! You were born on January 14, 1973, you have 42,874 hairs on the right side of your head, you re 18 pounds overweight, you have a scar on your left hip, and you stole a root beer Okay, okay! I know who I am, but who are you? Who? No, he s on first. What? He s on second. Oh goodness, who are you? 2
You are? Okay, you are? No, Okay, you am! Now you re sort of getting it! I DON T EVEN KNOW WHAT I M GETTING! Me. Yes, and me is who? I am confused. I m not. You just said you were. No, I said Huh? I was and is and will be, but also Okay, okay, okay! Let s try this again I am Ned, who are you? I am the 3
Both: Well, how descriptive. WHO ARE YOU? Hey, now you ve got it! Oh, Lord! Hey, that ll do, too! The pro wrestler The Rock is accosted by an eager female fan. CAN YOU SMEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN? Oh my gosh it s The Rock! It s The Rock! Oh my gosh Mr. Rock, Mr. Rock can I talk to you for just a second? Whoa whoa whoa, you better get out of The Rock s space. Out of the Rock s space! Can I ask you a few questions? You want some of The Rock s time? Just a little. Well you better hurry up. The Rock has a universe to run. Okay okay, Mr. Rock, Mr. Rock Hey hey! Get off your knees! You re slobbering on the floor. The Rock might slip! Do you wanna bruise The Rock? No I don t wanna bruise The Rock. Okay, Mr. Rock Mr. Rock Okay, spit it out. The Rock doesn t have all day. Okay, Mr. Rock what are you gonna do for the people? The People? What is the Rock going to do for the people? I ll tell you what! The Rock is the peoples champion, alright? I am the most powerful being in the universe today! The Rock s gonna take care of his people. To read the rest of this script and perform it, download the full version at SkitGuys.com! ENDING: 4
Dude: Satan: Dude: You re right. He doesn t need me, but I need Him. What? You re right, I did mess up, but it is God who will discipline me not you. My God is my Redeemer and my everlasting Father. He is the Sacrifice that has already saved me from you. He is the Forgiver of Sins and the author of my salvation. My God is merciful. He is the conqueror of my enemies and that means you, Satan. It says in James 4:7 but resist the devil, and he will flee from you! Satan, my God is Love and that is something you will never understand. Now get out before I crush your head with my heel. (Pause) LEAVE! NOW The end. 2004, A Day s Journey, Aaron Glaze & Phillip Love. All materials are the intellectual property of the authors and may only be reproduced or performed with express written consent from the authors. United States and International copyright laws apply. 5