Student 1 (scene 2) A little gift, what kind of gift? 1. Matt It is a magic teapot! It seems that... Ridiculous! This is ridiculous! 1. Matt But who are you? And why don t you mind your own business! My name is Potter, Barry Potter. 1/2 Barry Potter?? Yes, Barry Potter. What is wrong with that? And why, Barry, are you saying that 1. Matthew s gift is ridiculous? 1. Matt Yes, it is not ridiculous at all. It is a teapot with a Genie inside. Listen, my friend. I know the people who have sold you this teapot. 1. Matt And? And I can tell you that they are two of the worst criminals the world has ever seen! But still... If this teapot was magic, they would never have sold it to you. Never! 1. Matt Are you sure about this, Barry? goodbye! Absolutely! They have tricked you both! But now, I have to go back to Bogwarts, so Goodbye Barry...
Student 2 (scene 4) 1. Oscar Here we are. Fantastic! He/ She is exactly what I need. You, my little student, what is your name? S2. My name is... 1. Oscar And how old are you? S2. I am... years old. 2.Meena James! what are you doing? Stop messing around. You know very well that I stopped eating children years ago! And on top of that, she/he is not very appetizing! S2. Who is not very appetizing? What are you talking about? 2.Meena We are talking about you, my dear. Why do you think we brought you on stage? S2. I don t understand you, guys! 2.Meena My God, it has been such a long time, but if this is my gift, why not? Bon appétit!! S2. AHHH, but she is completely crazy! 1. Oscar Silence you little sassy sausage! You do not know who you're talking to. But you're she/he is not here to be eaten. You will see S2. Perhaps I can give you my opinion... 1. Oscar Do not worry, just tell me, do you like school? S2. Yes, I love it. I am a very good student! 1. Oscar And you are honest, aren t you? S2. Of course, I have always been honest with everyone. 2.Meena What sort of joke is this?? 1. Oscar Oh this is not a joke, you will see... you, the two clowns, why don t you make him/her sing? S2. You are a little bit crazy, but if it makes you happy, why not? 1. Oscar Wonderful, wonderful, we have finally found our brave heart, we have finally found it! Hold him/her and make sure he/she does not escape! 3.James Uh oh! This is a disaster, what have we done?! You should leave now!! You do not want to see what is about to happen. Goodbye! (student exits)
Student 3 & 4 (scene 5) Oh yeah, those 2 guys look like dancers, what do you think? 4. Fan Yeah, I bet they have sweet moves! We'll get them! With pleasure, Crystal, with pleasure! 4. Fan Come here, my dears, it is your turn now. Here we are honey! What can we do to please you? Hmm, you look like great dancers! I was born a dancer. Don t listen to him/her. I am the professional dancer here! 4. Fan Well, I think we will have fun together! 1. Matt Sure, sure, but why don t we bring them along too? Oh, cool, they are our friends! Hey, girls, how are you? 4. Fan If we annoy you, just say! True, we are better looking than those chickens. 1. Matt Come on girls, you are with a Rock star now, don t forget me! It is true. Come on, play us a few songs. We will liven it up by dancing, all right guys? We will definitely make it lively! Tell us what to do and you will see what we can do. 4. Fan You, my dear, you are going there And you can stay there!. Just by you, what fun! 1. Matt Well maybe not so close!. Sorry I just wanted to be centre stage. Yes. Ask us to do what you want and we will do it. We understand! 1. Matt Well, come on guys: 1,2, 1,2,3,4... 4. Fan Our dancers were fantastic, weren t they? Can we give them a big round of applause?
Student 5 (scene 5) 4.A.Brainless Assistant, do your job! S5 Immediately, Angelica, immediately! Matt Diamond, today you are a superstar, when yesterday nobody knew who you were. How did you become a Rock star? 1. Matt Well, you would never believe me if I told you the truth. In fact, it is because of... Talent, great talent and also a lot of hard work! S5 The media have reported that you received the help of a Genie?! Who is this person? 1. Matt Well, to tell you the truth, these reports... Are only lies...matt s success is due only to his talent and that is all! S5. Ok, ok. Matt, some people have suggested that you have had an affair with Taylor Swift. Is this true? Matt, what is he/she talking about? 1. Matt Nothing! My agent is also the agent of Taylor Swift, that's all. And he is also the agent of Rihanna. That doesn t mean that I had a relationship with Rihanna! 4.A.Brainless Wow, this is the scoop of the year. Matt Diamond had an affair with Rihanna. Assistant, note everything! S.5 I have already noted it! Thank you. Now I will put all these wonderful stories in the newspaper! 1. Matt But what story? This is mad! S5. Goodbye and say hello to Rihanna for me!
Student 6 (scene 6) 3. James I told you that these scared students are cowards and cannot bear to have their beloved teachers cut into small pieces. 4. Bonnie Come here and tell me: What is your name? S6. My name is. 3. James And how old are you? S6. Well I am. years old. 3. James So tell me, you do not like the idea that we will hurt your teachers, that we will cut them into small pieces, is that right? 4. Bonnie Oh, that's cute... S6. No, it's not that, it's not that at all! 3. James Well, what is it then? Don t make fun of us, or else... S6 In fact, I want to tell you where the young boy and his girlfriend are. That is, if you let me help you cut my teacher into small bits. It has been my dream for years! 4. Bonnie Oooh I like you! Come back at the end of the show, we may have a job for you. But first, tell me where they are, otherwise I will cut you into small bits, right here and now! S6 Well, you are looking for Matt and Aoife, is that right? 3. James Bang on it! Tell me where they are! S6 They went that way! (Points in the opposite direction to where they left!)
Student 7 (scene 7) But, we still have 2 wishes to make, we should wish for something that will make us rich! 1. Matt But what? I don t know. interested? Hello folks, I'm selling scratch cards for the Euromillions! 1 per ticket! Would you be 1. Matt No thank you. We do not have any more money. Sorry, goodbye. No, wait, what is it? jackpot! Well, it's simple you buy a ticket from me for 1 and if you are a little bit lucky, you win the 1. Matt A little bit lucky... Yeah, well, very lucky! 1. Matt Be honest, what are the chances of winning the jackpot? Well actually, there is a one-in- two million chance of winning! 1. Matt One chance to win in two million! You make me laugh. Go on, hit the road kid! As you wish, sir. Anyway, I only have one ticket left. Good bye! Wait, I have 1 left, I will take your last ticket. Certainly, here it is Miss. And good luck. Goodbye!