August 20, 4PM to 6PM At American Burger at 738 Lighthouse Avenue in Monterey Yet, But Another Phlim Phlam Production

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1 Jack s arewell Jam eaturing The Back Row Boys Brian, Jack, Keith B. (Our New Guy) and Our Girl riends Pat, Patricia and Others Doing MU s avorite Songs and Some of Jack s August 20, 4PM to 6PM At erican Burger at 738 Lighthouse Avenue in Monterey Yet, But Another Phlim Phlam Production Bring your Santa ruz Book 2 and Print this Packet & Song List 1. I ve Been Working on the Railroad Jack ive oot Two / Eight oot Two -Jack 3. I Wanna Hold Your Hand Keith Hey Good Lookin Keith Yellow Submarine 592 Keith 6. Walkin Around in Woman s Underwear - Keith 7. Wide in the Saddle - Jack 8. Jingle Bells Santa Smells Jack 9. Leaving on a Jet Plane Patricia reight Train Patricia Ghost hickens Patricia ************ Break Time! ************** ********* Open Megaphone Time ********** 3 minute songs only 12. Love Potion #9 Pat & Patricia 13. Bye Bye Love Pat Way Down Yonder in New ORLEANS Pat It s a Sin to Tell a Lie Pat All I Have to Do is Dream Pat Your heatin Heart Pat GH It s So Easy - Patricia When Will I Be Loved? - Keith Under the Boardwalk ront of Book 3 Everyone Sign Off and arewell with Happy Trails / Happy Snails to You To Get Your ree Back Row Boys Jack s Last Jam Song Book, Print It from the Monterey Ukulele lub Website Or Send 50 ents and All Your ereal Box Tops to Battle reek, Michigan This Booklet of Songs is produced By Phlim Phlam Productions under the provisions of MU ode Section 369(b)(ii)(Z). arewell Exemption from the recent MU ommittee Anti Jam Booklet Ruling. Just Because it s Jack s last MU Jam!

2 ive oot Two / Eight oot Two Medley By Joe Young, Sam Lewis, Ray Henderson and Alan Sherman E7 A7 ive foot two, eyes are blue, But oh, what those five feet can do D7 Has anybody seen my girl? E7 A7 Turned up nose turned down hose, Never had no other beaus D7 Has anybody seen my girl? E7 A7 Now if you run into five foot two covered with fur D7 Diamond rings and all those things, bet your life it isn t her E7 A7 But could she love could she woo could she, could she, could she coo D7 D7 Has anybody seen my, has anybody seen my gal? E7 A7 D7 Eight foot two, solid blue, ive transistors in each shoe, Has anybody seen my Martian gal? E7 A7 D7 Lucite nose, rust-proof toes, And when her antenna glows, She's the cutest Martian gal E7 A7 D7 You know she promised me, recently, She wouldn't stray, But came the dawn, she was gone Eighteen billion miles away E7 A7 D7 How I miss all the bliss, Of her sweet hydraulic kiss, Has anybody seen my gal? E7 A7 D7 Lovely shape, custom built, Squeeze her wrong and she says, "Tilt", Has anybody seen my gal? E7 A7 D7 If she's found, rush like mad, Put her on a launching pad, Down at ape anaver al A7 D7 And shoot me back my cutie, My supersonic beauty, Send me back my Martian gal

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4 Wide in the Saddle Again Sadly influence by Gene Autry s Back in the Saddle Again Arranged and Adopted By Jack & Joseph Phlim Phlam Productions Intro: //// //A7// D7//// /// 4/4Time 7 I'm Wide in the Saddle Again 7 My horse s back is at a bend He can t run as fast any more A7 cause my boots drag on the floor D7 I'm Wide in the Saddle Again 7 In search of a meal once more 7 Squeezed into my jeans size fifty four Need n to find where the Triples are A7 At the Drive Thru with the Star D7 I m Wide in the Saddle Again Whoopy-ti-yi-yo Swayin to and fro' D7 I m Wide in the Saddle Again Whoopy-ti-yi-ya A7 I'll be on my way D7 I m Wide in the Saddle Again

5 Jingle Bells Santa Smells Yet but another hit by Phlim Phlam Productions Arranged by Jack Warrington horus: Jingle Bells, Santa smells, Easter s on its way D G Oh what fun it is to ride in a our Door hevro let! Hey! Jingle Bells, Santa smells, Easter s on its way G Oh what fun it is to ride in a our Door hevro let 1. We re driving through the snow, in a four door hevro let G Along the roads we go, sliding all the way Traffic s backing up, break light s shining bright G Oh what fun it is to skid, swerving left and right horus: Jingle Bells, Santa smells, Easter s on its way D G Oh what fun it is to ride in a our Door hevro let! Hey! Jingle Bells, Santa smells Easter s on its way G Oh what fun it is to ride in a our Door hevro let 2. We re sliding on black ice, a big rig s passing by G We re catching all the wash, not a thing in sight Windshield wipers gone, the engine has just died G I Guess we ll just spend hristmas here to night. Merry hristmas! Happy Holidays! Happy Everything! Repeat horus: G D

6 GHOST HIKENS () UNKNOWN A HIKEN ARMER WENT OUT, ONE DARK AND DREARY DAY. HE RESTED BY THE OOP AS HE WENT ALONG HIS WAY. WHEN ALL AT ONE A ROTTEN EGG, HIT HIM IN THE EYE. IT WAS THE SIGHT HE DREADED, GHOST HIKENS IN THE SKY. HORUS: BOK, BOK, BOK, BOK BOK, BOK, BOK, BOK GHOST HIKENS IN THE SKY. THE ARMER HAS RAISED HIKENS SINE HE WAS TWENTY OUR. WORKIN OR THE OLONEL, OR THIRTY YEARS OR MORE. KILLIN ALL THOSE HIKENS, AND SENDING THEM TO RY: NOW THEY WANT REVENGE, GHOST HIKENS IN THE SKY. HORUS: THEIR EET WERE BLAK AND SHINY, THEIR EYES WERE BURNIN RED. THEY HAD NO MEAT OR EATHERS, THESE HIKENS WERE ALL DEAD. THEY PIKED THE ARMER UP AND HE DIED BY THE LAW. THEY OOKED HIM EXTRA RISPY, AND SERVED HIM WITH OLE SLAW. HORUS: Repeat last line

7 Love Potion Number Nine / /Dm / I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth / /Dm / You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth / / / She's got a pad down at 34th and Vine /Dm /E7 STOP / Sellin' little bottles of love potion number nine / /Dm / /Dm I told her that I was a flop with guys I'd been this way since 1995 / / / She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign /Dm /E7 STOP / She said, "What you need is love potion number nine" /Dm / She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink /B7 / She said, "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink" /Dm / It smelled like turpentine and looked like India ink /E7 /E7 I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink / /Dm / I didn't know if it was day or night / /Dm / I started kissin' everything in sight / / / But when I kissed the cop down at 34th and Vine /Dm /E7 STOP / He broke my little bottle of love potion number nine /Dm / /Dm / Love potion number nine, love potion number nine /Dm / Dm Love potion number ni.ne

8 Love Potion Number Nine / /Dm / I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth / /Dm / You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth / / / She's got a pad down at 34th and Vine /Dm /E7 STOP / Sellin' little bottles of love potion number nine / /Dm / /Dm I told her that I was a flop with guys I'd been this way since 1995 / / / She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign /Dm /E7 STOP / She said, "What you need is love potion number nine" /Dm / She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink /B7 / She said, "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink" /Dm / It smelled like turpentine and looked like India ink /E7 /E7 I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink / /Dm / I didn't know if it was day or night / /Dm / I started kissin' everything in sight / / / But when I kissed the cop down at 34th and Vine /Dm /E7 STOP / He broke my little bottle of love potion number nine /Dm / /Dm / Love potion number nine, love potion number nine /Dm / Dm Love potion number ni.ne

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10 Happy Trails/Happy Snails to You Medley A Sad Posthumous ollaboration of Dale Evens and Phlim Phlam Productions Happy Trails to You INTRO: // Dm // //// X2 HORUS: HAPPY TRAILS TO YOU, UN-TIL WE MEET A-GAIN. HAPPY TRAILS TO YOU, KEEP SMILING UNTIL THEN. G Verse I 7 WHO ARES ABOUT THE LOUDS WHEN WE RE TO-GETHER, A7 D7 JUST SING A SONG AND BRING THE SUNNY WEA-THER. A7 HAPPY TRAILS TO YOU, Dm TILL WE MEET--- A----GAIN. 7 Dm D7 Verse II SOME TRAILS ARE HAPPY ONES, OTHERS ARE BLUE IT S THE WAY YOU RIDE THE TRAIL, THAT OUNTS, D7 HERE S A HAPPY ONE OR YOU A7 SO, HAPPY TRAILS TO YOU, Dm TILL WE MEET--- A----GAIN. D7 Everybody now, On to Happy Snails! Next Page

11 Happy Trails/Happy Snails to You Medley A Sad Posthumous ollaboration of Dale Evens and Phlim Phlam Productions Happy Snails to You! horus Happy snails to you, un-til we eat a-gain Happy snails to you, keep chewin on til then 1. 7 Who cares about the waiter, we re crackin shells to-gether A7 D7 Just a plate full of crawlers, garlic and but--ter A7 Dm Happy snails to you, until we eat a-----gain 2. Some snails you step on, some snails you eat It s the way you crack those shells bon apa--tite D7 Here s a tasty one for you my dear, Oh what a treat horus: A7 Dm So, Happy snails to you, until we eat a---gain A7 Dm Until we eat -a-----gain