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1 Doreen Green isn t just a second-year computer science student: she secretly also has all the powers of both squirrel and girl! She uses her amazing abilities to fight crime and be as awesome as possible. You know her as...the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl! Find out what she s been up to, with... IT S MY BIRTHDAY!! I M 20 YEARS OLD!! EVERYONE GET REAL EXCITED BECAUSE I WAS BORN...TWENTY YEARS AGO...THIS VERY NIGHT! Fav to wish me happy birthday, RT to wish me an EXTRA happy Have we worked out the etiquitte of wishing YOURSELF a happy birthday on social o what if YOU wished me happy birthday, then I could RT that? what if that was a thing we made happen Happy birthday to Squirrel Girl, who is both one of my favorite super heroes AND one of my favorite o aww Nancy!! <3 <3 <3 Are you having a party? Assuming you are having a party, can I YES BUT YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE ARMOR Is this a setup to get me so hepped up on cake that you can convince me to let YOU wear the haha it s my i m defi nitely ending up in that armor none can deny me my one true birthday wish search! #meetcute #followtheleaper #monkeyjoe #properconcussiontreatment #fishyhulk #avengersassemble Ryan North - writer Will Murray - writer, 15-year-old Doreen sequence Erica Henderson - artist Steve Ditko - artist, Doreen s costume drawing Rico Renzi - color artist Travis Lanham - letterer Michael Allred - logo Erica Henderson - cover artist Natasha Allegri; John Allison; June Brigman, Marc Deering & Jay David Ramos (after Erik Larsen); Mike Deodato & Frank Martin - variant cover artists CK Russell - special thanks Charles Beacham - asst. editor Wil Moss - editor Tom Brevoort - executive editor Axel Alonso - editor in chief Joe Quesada - chief creative officer Dan Buckley - publisher Alan Fine - exec. producer Squirrel Girl created by Will Murray & Steve I pray thee, might Asgardians come to thy YES BRING o Though I may no longer wield Mjolnir, that does not mean I have been demoted to my brother s secretary Hmm wow that s a super weird way to spell yes I will absolutely bring Loki to this party and also Thor, excellent idea I d be interested in knowing how that little baby born 20 years ago became Squirrel o YES! YES. It is an amazing o And it goes...a little something...a were you going to post something after that, or THE UNBEATABLE SQUIRREL GIRL No. 16, March Published Monthly by MARVEL WORLDWIDE, INC., a subsidiary of MARVEL ENTERTAINMENT, LLC. OFFICE OF PUBLICATION: 135 West 50th Street, New York, NY BULK MAIL POSTAGE PAID AT NEW YORK, NY AND AT ADDITIONAL MAILING OFFICES MARVEL No similarity between any of the names, characters, persons, and/or institutions in this magazine with those of any living or dead person or institution is intended, and any such similarity which may exist is purely coincidental. $3.99 per copy in the U.S. (GST #R ) in the direct market; Canadian Agreement # Printed in the USA. Subscription rate (U.S. dollars) for 12 issues: U.S. $26.99; Canada $42.99; Foreign $ POSTMASTER: SEND ALL ADDRESS CHANGES TO THE UNBEATABLE SQUIRREL GIRL, C/O MARVEL SUBSCRIPTIONS P.O. BOX 727 NEW HYDE PARK, NY TELEPHONE # (888) FAX # (347) subscriptions@marvel. com. ALAN FINE, President, Marvel Entertainment; DAN BUCKLEY, President, TV, Publishing & Brand Management; JOE QUESADA, Chief Creative Offi cer; TOM BREVOORT, SVP of Publishing; DAVID BOGART, SVP of Business Affairs & Operations, Publishing & Partnership; C.B. CEBULSKI, VP of Brand Management & Development, Asia; DAVID GABRIEL, SVP of Sales & Marketing, Publishing; JEFF YOUNGQUIST, VP of Production & Special Projects; DAN CARR, Executive Director of Publishing Technology; ALEX MORALES, Director of Publishing Operations; SUSAN CRESPI, Production Manager; STAN LEE, Chairman Emeritus. For information regarding advertising in Marvel Comics or on Marvel.com, please contact Vit DeBellis, Integrated Sales Manager, at vdebellis@ marvel.com. For Marvel subscription inquiries, please call Manufactured between 12/16/2016 and 12/26/2016 by LSC COMMUNICATIONS INC., GLASGOW, KY, USA.

3 ...she's perfect.

Doreen, it's your guests! t's time for your birthday party! Yay! Now remember, like we practiced, Doreen. Tail in the pants, we don't wanna give away any secrets. Hello, Kimberly! Hello, Ashley!

4 Doreen, it's your guests! t's time for your birthday party! Yay! Now remember, like we practiced, Doreen. Tail in the pants, we don't wanna give away any secrets. Hello, Kimberly! Hello, Ashley! Hello, Tyler and Cameron! Hello Doreen's mom!! Hey, guys. Tail in the pants! No secrets!! Pickup in three hours, right? You're welcome to stay. Hah! Dorian, this is our first no-kids afternoon in months. They're alllll yours. Sure you don't want to stay and-- Too late! I'm already fantasizing about quiet restaurants with actual ceramic plates, sorry!! Thanks, Dor! You and Maureen have fun!! Where are the crossover restaurants that give you both the classy ambiance and the charmingly snooty maitre d', but also the crayons and the paper tablecloth you can draw on? No idea," you whisper, as we both smuggle our crayons and coloring books past the charmingly snooty maitre d'.

The birthday girl ron Man" versus " ron Man but he's disguised as Spider-Man so he's got the powers of both" All right everyone, that's how you do it. Now it's Doreen's turn in front.

5 The birthday girl ron Man" versus " ron Man but he's disguised as Spider-Man so he's got the powers of both" All right everyone, that's how you do it. Now it's Doreen's turn in front. Follow the leader! Follow the leaper! Follow the leader! No no no, leader"! Follow the leader. Doreen, no, listen to me, you can't-- Follow... the... Oh no oh no oh no Hello!! Leaper!! TH S JUST N: Five-year-old Doreen is unbeatably adorable, surprising no one.

Goodbye, everyone, thank you all for coming to Doreen's birthday! Byeeee!! Mom! Guess what?! I had the greatest time!! Thanks again. I hope they didn't give you any trouble.

6 Goodbye, everyone, thank you all for coming to Doreen's birthday! Byeeee!! Mom! Guess what?! I had the greatest time!! Thanks again. I hope they didn't give you any trouble. --and then Doreen hopped up into the sky and she went so far and then she landed at the top of the tree, the top of the tree, Mom, the very top, and-- Such great Hah hah imaginations! definitely imagination! Kids! They're, uh... not credible sometimes! Trouble? Oh hah hah, no! No, no trouble! Everyone was perfect, Eric. Mom! Hey, Mom! Dad! Look how high I got this time!! Oh dear god no Hah hah, bye, Eric! Don t look back! Just remember that kids make up crazy stories 100% of the time! Okay! Buh-bye now! Geez, it just hit me that the parties we go to as adults never have goodie bags that you get to take home at the end! ADULTS, I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS: somewhere along the line, we totally lost our way.

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