ACTOR ON TV Oh darling, no. I'll die without you. He's Robert. He ran away with Jenny. Oh no! That s why she can t marry Lionel. Oh, that is so sad. I know. But doesn't Jenny know that Lionel is her brother? She had a car accident. She can't remember. That is terrible! Ooh! Quick, quick, quick, quick! Go on! Kick it! Kick it! Football! Hi boys. Oh, hi, Bridget. Hi, Bridget. Oof! I need your help. Sure. What is it? 4Learning / Schulfernsehen multimedial 2006 1
I'm going to buy a new computer for work. Oh! I know everything about computers. Great! I need one with a lot of gigabytes... Uh-huh....good RAM memory... Hmm....all the software compatibility and the top processor. Hmm! Maybe this one? No, this one hasn't got what she wants. Oh, and you understand what she wants? Yeah. You don't? Of course I do. Well, so do I. So? Have you decided which one? Who's going to pay for it? It's for work, so they'll pay for it. Oh, [erm,], this one then. 4Learning / Schulfernsehen multimedial 2006 2
This one is the most expensive! It's a nice colour. Well, it has everything you want. Do you think more SDI sockets, or the analogue input? Eh-hum. Oh, forget it. I'll order it now. [Sound of gasping] Oh, come on, come on! What are you doing out here? Waiting for my examination results. Oh, your results are arriving today? What have you done to Teddy? Hmm? Oh. Brad Pitt is much more handsome than Teddy. Sound of letters being posted through letterbox Oh, where is it? Ah, bill, bill, nothing, nothing, bill... Aha! Oh, it s not my examination results. It s from the landlady. It says we are too noisy. 4Learning / Schulfernsehen multimedial 2006 3
Noisy? She's written to the wrong apartment. My new computer's here! Well, Nick? Open it. Sound of screaming We re never noisy! Sound of paper being torn up My new computer s here! Well, Nick! [Sound of clicking fingers] Open it! Why me? Nails. Whoa! & Wow! Oh! Anything else? Well, it's a very big box. Aha! Aha! What's that? Hmm, I think it's the instructions. Great. Have fun. Wait! Where are you going? Shopping. You better have finished when I get back. Better have finished what? 4Learning / Schulfernsehen multimedial 2006 4
Installing the computer. You do know everything about computers, don't you? Hah! No problem. Oh! The instructions are all in English. Ah-ah-ah - look. Oh, Hector, here's a Spanish version. Oh yes... Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Right, let's do it. Or don't you know how to do it?! I could do it with my eyes closed! Hah! Well, instructions are for girls! Sound of discordant music Oh yeah! I am the man!! Yeah, but I did all the work. You? Huh! I did it. Huh! I am the computer king. Oh yeah? Yeah. You think you can beat me? 4Learning / Schulfernsehen multimedial 2006 5
Huh! I already did. Computers are easy. How about a real challenge? Whatever challenge you like. Right. Hah! Man Olympics. Challenge One: Who can put the most marshmallows in his mouth?! Marsh...?...mallows. Look, one. Hmm! & One, two, three,... four............ [Composing email] Hi, Chrissy! Soon I'll be emailing you on my new computer. I m going to buy a new computer for work. Oh! [Composing email] The boys are helping me and they seem to know everything about computers. No, this one hasn't got what she wants. Oh, and you understand what she wants? [Composing email] Nadia, I don't know whether I've passed or failed! Come on, come on! [Composing email] If I don t know my examination results soon, I will go crazy! 4Learning / Schulfernsehen multimedial 2006 6
Oh where is it?!! How about a real challenge? [Composing email] Ten! Ten marshmallows I stuffed in my mouth two more than Hector. One. [Composing email] He's not the man. I am. By the way, do you know anything about computers? Well, instructions are for girls! [Puffing and blowing noises/sound of paper being rustled] What's that? Love letters? No, I've got all the letters delivered to this building. You've got the neighbours' letters? Uh-huh. I'm sure my examination results are here. Where are the boys? Ohhhh, they've installed my computer! I think so. Sound of toilet flushing Is that normal? Bridget!! Nick? Hector? What are you doing? 4Learning / Schulfernsehen multimedial 2006 7
Man Olympics. Challenge Two. What kind of a challenge? Who can go the longest without, you know... [sound of whistling] Falling down? Sneezing? Jumping? No, no. Without going..., without doing..., Ohh! You want to spend a penny? Spend a penny? I don't want to go shopping! No, no, no. She means... [sound of whistling] Stop thinking about your challenge and follow me. Maybe I've passed! [Sound of musical fanfare] Maybe I've failed. [Sound of low key music/burping noise] Sound of door opening/closing You're not going anywhere until it works. Ooh! Oh, no! Here, let me try. Oh, you think you can do better. I know I can do better. Huh!! I know a way from my country. 4Learning / Schulfernsehen multimedial 2006 8
Really? Really. My father taught me. Banging sound Hmm. Yes, we have that way in England too. Banging sound Oh, hi guys. Hi. Damn! Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ah! Whooo! Whooo! Whooo! Hooo! Assorted banging/buzzing/screeching noises Oh no! What happened? It was like that before. It was not like that before. Sorry. What are you doing? Man Olympics. Challenge Three. Dialling sound/mobile phone Hi, I need a man. No, you idiot! I need a man to fix the computer I bought. Tomorrow? Good. And I'd like him to be tall, dark, handsome. Great, thanks. Bye. At last, a real man. [Composing email] Chrissy! I had to call a man to repair my new computer! Hi, I need a man. 4Learning / Schulfernsehen multimedial 2006 9
[Composing email] It s crazy! What happened to it? It was like that before. [Composing email] I think Nick and Hector know. It was not like that before! Sorry. Grrr! Hector thinks he can win the Man Olympics. Grrr! [Composing email] Hector thinks he can win the Man Olympics. Huh! New challenge: to get as many girls to call us as possible. Luckily my sister Mel has got loads of friends, so Hector does not stand a chance! Sound of phone ringing Oh, it's Nick's phone. RECORDED MESSAGE You have 23 new messages. Message 1: Hi bro, I've got all my friends to call you. Oh, I hear you and Bridget are history. That's great news. I didn't like her anyway. Message 2: Hi, Nick. Izzie here. Melanie asked me to give you a call. I hear you and Bridget are history. Sound of phone ringing Hello, what? Nicky Wick-wick is not here. Oh, is that Emma? Nick's told me all about you. Yeah. You and your moustache. Sound of phone and mobile ringing simultaneously Arrggh!Nick! Sound of knocking on door 4Learning / Schulfernsehen multimedial 2006 10
Mr Postman? Man Olympics, Challenge Five. Yeah. Ooh, errgghh, tug-of-war to see who is the strongest..., aahh, errghhh, oohhh. & Aaah!! Ooohh!! They had a tug-of-war here? Yes. They are so stupid! Who won? I won. What's wrong? I want my examination results. Oh, where's the post? Calm down. Sound of knocking on door The postman! The computer man! Well, hello there. Come in! But... I know what you're going to say. But... 4Learning / Schulfernsehen multimedial 2006 11
It was like that when I bought it. So what do you think? It looks broken. Well, can you repair it? No. You can't repair it? No. You don't know how to? No. Well, how can you be a repairman then? I'm not. You're not a repairman? No. Well, what are you then? I deliver special letters. My letter! Oh! Annie Taylor? Yes! This is for you. 4Learning / Schulfernsehen multimedial 2006 12
Ohhhh! Yes! Ohh! Sound of door being opened Man Olympics, new challenge. First one to get - ti-ti-ti-ti - Annie's letter! Barn dance style atmospheric music It's mine! Oooh, I can't look! You read it. Pass! Sound of knocking on door COMPUTER REPAIRMAN [= PETER] Computer problem, miss? I can fix anything. My hero! Oh, thank goodness you're here.,, & Aaah! Oh, how did he do that? Peter? PETER Annie? It is you! PETER Yes! Oh, he's Peter, an old friend. Oh, it was so clever of you to fix the computer. Good-looking and intelligent. A rare combina...tion. Right! That's it! 4Learning / Schulfernsehen multimedial 2006 13
Man Olympics! New challenge. PETER What challenge? Let s see who the real men are. Hector and me, or you two. OK PETER What's the challenge? Let us decide. Yes, we'll decide. Sound of drumming COMMENTARY [v.o.] Next time in EXTRA, Annie gets a new job, so does Hector, and why does Nick become a beauty queen? EXTRA, don't miss it. 4Learning / Schulfernsehen multimedial 2006 14