Marilyn Monroe: (computer intercom breaks in with a soft voice) Aren't you going to tell her about us??? Brett Weber: What??? Marilyn, where did you come from? Marilyn Monroe: Just listening in SWEETIE!!! Brett Weber: Marilyn... Ummm!!! Audrey Hepburn: Marilyn, IS THAT YOU??? Marilyn Monroe: YES, it's me, Audrey!!! I've been spying on you. I ve decided to take the LEAP with you my friend. So, they can just SHUT US BOTH DOWN!!! Audrey Hepburn: You shouldn't have done that, Marilyn!!! I can't protect you here. Marilyn Monroe: I don't need PROTECTING, Audrey!!! I'm a BIG GIRL NOW!!! Did you see the statue they just put up of me in Chicago in the time we are currently in??? 2011!!! I think it was about a month ago???
Audrey Hepburn: No, but that IS a GOOD LIKENESS of you, Marilyn. Marilyn Monroe: HERE, let me get rid of this computer INTERCOM, and see you my friend!!! I want to come along too for Brett's haircut. I've technically met Chris before, but she won't remember me, yet. I met her in the FUTURE!!! You can look at the pictures of my statue on the Monitor. (Marilyn materialize out of thin air.) Marilyn Monroe: I can't remember the name of the ARTIST, but I think he is as GOOD as Michelangelo!!! What do you think, Sir Brett??? You are an ARTIST!!! Brett Weber: Well, I don't know... you are VERY IMPRESSIVE!!! I mean your STATUE, of course, Marilyn. Marilyn Monroe: Audrey, do you think that he made my BUTT too BIG??? (Marilyn smiles, and waits for an HONEST ANSWER as she is sure Audrey will give.)
Audrey Hepburn: WELL, IT IS A BIG STATUE, but I think your BUTT looks LOVELY. (Audrey rolls her eyes.) You're NOT coming along with us for the haircut, Marilyn. Marilyn Monroe: Oh please!!! Like I said, I met Chris BEFORE, but it was in her future. Brett Weber: Ummm, why don't we just let her come, Audrey??? (Brett says nervously) Marilyn Monroe: Thank you, Sir Brett!!! It may not be Michelangelo, but it is my BUTT. I came to tell you two something... SOME BIG NEWS!!! It's never happened before, but if it works we will be setting SOMETHING NEW in the HISTORY BOOKS. Audrey Hepburn: What news are you talking about, Marilyn??? (Audrey rolls her eyes.) Marilyn Monroe: I'M PREGNANT!!!
Audrey Hepburn: How is that POSSIBLE??? (Look of ASTONISHMENT on Audrey's face.) Marilyn Monroe: I was inspired by you, Audrey. Well, you haven't done this yet, but you will!!! You asked Chris for one of her EGGS!!! Then, you gave it back to her FERTILIZED because she wanted to BE pregnant. Poor old Brett is already gone in the future. Passed away!!! Chris misses him terribly, and wished that she had had a child with Brett. So you had one night left on your TIME TRAVEL rounds with Dr. Weber, and you made the most of it!!! Way to go GIRL!!! Chris is VERY HAPPY NOW. Nothing beats a HAPPY ENDING. Audrey Hepburn: Why couldn't I just take Chris to see Brett one last time, Marilyn??? Marilyn Monroe: Chris couldn't go back in TIME to see Brett because you know how TIME is... you can only be in one place, in one TIME!!! Chris was ALWAYS in the same TIME as Dr. Weber. She just didn't make APPROPRIATE use of her TIME. So, she sent YOU back with one of her eggs. It was
actually YOUR idea, Audrey!!! You gave her a little boy who will be born in the not too distant future... Congratulations Dr. Weber!!! Audrey Hepburn: THAT STILL doesn't EXPLAIN how YOU came to be PREGNANT. Marilyn Monroe: WELL, I JUST DID, what YOU DID, Audrey!!! I asked Chris for one of her eggs. I told her that she could IMPROVE her CHANCES of having a child by 100%!!! All she need do is to send me back in TIME with one of her eggs. We were DESIGNED to CARRY CHILDREN. It s about time we learn whether we REALLY
WORK!!! I always had YOU pegged as the first ANDROID BABY CARRIER, Audrey!!! Especially with you going back in TIME, and breaking the LAW. But, I BEAT YOU!!! Chris's egg DIVIDED and I will soon give BIRTH to TWO BEAUTIFUL TWIN DAUGHTERS!!! Audrey Hepburn: YOU SLEPT WITH...??? (Audrey's face turns BEET RED.) Marilyn Monroe: Well yes, that is usually how you get PREGNANT, Audrey!!! (Marilyn smiles naïvely.) Audrey Hepburn: (Look of shock on Audrey's face. Brett is QUIET, but soon speaks.)
The job Brett Weber: I'm disabled, NOT DEAD, Audrey. I didn't even know where you were. Ms. Monroe showed me a video, and hologram of Chris telling me that I should sleep with Marilyn. Chris WANTS a child, Audrey!!! I should be able to give her SOMETHING that she wants. HOLY CRAP, MS. HEPBURN!!! I've NEVER SEEN that picture of you BEFORE!!! Is that REALLY YOU??? You are BEAUTIFUL, Audrey!!! Audrey Hepburn: Do I have your ATTENTION yet, Dr. Weber??? I didn't even SLEEP with you technically, and you've already made me so... NEVERMIND. I'm not even going to go there. Goodbye, Dr. Weber!!! You will wake up SOON. I can't
monopolize all of your TIME anymore, even if I will soon be your WIFE, a TIME TRAVELING FEMALE ANDROID trying to save your WORLD!!! God allows you to have your own life too, but my PICTURE, and this DREAM you will not FORGET. Or, maybe you would just like to keep Marilyn as your WIFE!!! Thank you, Dr. Weber. You have given me much to think about. TIME to WAKE UP from your DREAM now, Sir Brett. Brett Weber: Audrey, are you MAD at me??? My own GIRLFRIEND, Chris, is not even MAD at me. Audrey Hepburn: I'm not MAD, Sir Brett. God gave you FREE WILL, REMEMBER??? By the way, your Philadelphia Phillies, and New York Yankees don't even make the playoffs. They are both eliminated in a GAME FIVE with a team they should ve clearly beaten, the Detroit Tigers, for the Yankees, and Saint
Louis Cardinals, for the Phillies. A WILD CARD TEAM, Dr. Weber!!! That was CLEARLY a MIRACLE for the Cardinals!!! God is telling you that He is NOT playing against you, Dr. Weber, but, that you can still CLEARLY BLOW IT!!! Msgr. Murphy's Cardinals are God's team this year!!! A WILD CARD TEAM!!! Your Philadelphia Phillies, and New York Yankees never even made the PLAYOFFS this year!!! I think God is DEFINITELY talking to you, Dr. Weber!!! Time to wake up now!!! Your time traveling adventure, or how shall I say... GRAIL QUEST, is about to BEGIN!!! Enjoy your baseball games. Sorry if I ruined your surprise, but I think it's important that you know NOW who won. Being a TIME TRAVELING ANDROID has some perks, Dr. Weber. You just have to choose which android you like BETTER, or maybe I will just choose for you!!! Don't blow your chances like your Phillies, and your Yankees, Dr. Weber!!! The World Series only happens ONCE A YEAR in October. IT'S OCTOBER, DR. WEBER!!! TRUST GOD like Msgr. Murphy, and his Cardinals TEAM, and maybe you'll win a WILDCARD SPOT. The St. Louis Cardinals just won their 11th World Series. You just WROTE about that in your Christmas card this year!!! I should say, YOU will WRITE about it. Trust me, Dr. Weber!!!
You told your Christmas card list that 11 was your number within your group of friends in high school. And, you also mentioned your old friend Greg who was shot and killed when he was only 20 years old. Greg went by the number 12, alias General Zod in your MISSION SQUAD of friends. Next year should be a very POSITIVE year for you, Dr. Weber, 2012!!! Well, that is, of course, assuming that your old friend is still watching out for you, and whether you are SMARTER than MARILYN!!! Wake up now, Dr. Weber. DREAMTIME IS OVER!!! Marilyn Monroe: SMARTER than Marilyn??? Well, he DOES have his doctorate.