A Penguin Christmas Party (Long Version.)

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2 Penguin hristms Prty (Long Version.) by: lln rossley 2014 Penultimte Plus Two Medi Inc. http// Purchse of performnce pckge for " Penguin hristms Prty" from website gives license for one school freely use ll those mterils within tht school premises. This includes such things s printing nd phocopying script nd music, proecting lyrics on overhed or video proecr, displying videos, printing prts of script for student prctice, sring files on computers nd computer networks, provided tht use is restricted tht school, etc. The license cnnot be trnsferred nor school nd does not include performnce for profit outside of school setting. The copyright notice my not be removed. You my NOT lon, sell, give, or distribute in ny wy it ny or individul, school, or orgniztion. IMPORTNT NOTES: This musicl hs both long nd short version provide flexibility for different school situtions; The long version (This script) hs 12 songs - one possible rrngement is hve six groups of children doing two songs ech. urtion 45 minutes (plus stge chnges) The short version hs 8 songs nd reduced script. urtion 0 minutes plus chnges.doc version is provided llow minor edits such s substituting cr's nmes for generic nmes. You'll find more on website ides for stging nd plce shre your suggestions nd give feedbck. I'd love her from you! (Two children gr round rndp redy for hristms sry.) hild 1: o nimls get hristms, rndp? rndp: Of course; lst yer you got ctnip for your ct, bone for dog, nd some seed for budgie. hild 2: Wht bout or nimls, like... penguins? rndp: Penguins? Wht mde you think of penguins? hild 1: Mybe it ws se * cute little penguins who ust hppen be stnding here, redy for opening number. (*Insert number of penguins you hve.) rndp: Penguins! They'll mess on crpet! We hve no herring feed m. They hve got go. hildren: (Puppy dog eyes) But cn't we keep m? hild 2: Plese-plese-plese-plese-pleeeeeeeeeeeeese? hild 1: They're soooooooo cute. rndp: Oky. But ust for opening song nd n y bsolutely hve go! (Suggested group for songs one nd two: Kindergrten hildren, dressed s penguins.) Song: Penguins re ntsticlly ute

3 Penguins re ntsticlly ute Words nd Music lln rossley Swing q» º c m m m min/ min Pen - guins Pen - guins. don't don't live live t t north north pole, pole, with we Sn - t would - n't nd wnt rein - deer live - nd wy up / / n elves. re. We We / / our-selveslr bers. po - live don't 7 ll wnt - lone be - t come south pole, brek - fst We've We'll with for ll gret this big ice ll hun - gry ne - ver ne - ver met grow. n elf berd or or 19 rein - deer, mous-tche, or or Sn - drive why why re re we we here here in in t in sleigh his nd fuz - bring zy your hrist - ms hrist - ms ply? ply? We We wuz - zy hrist - ms suit. loot. So So know know tht tht you'd you'd like like 201 Penultimte Plus Two Medi Inc. Licenced for single school use by originl purchser.

4 hve hve min 7 us us sty, sty, ts - tic - lly, ts - tic - lly, 'cuse 'cuse -mz -ing - ly -mz -ing - ly b n cute! cute! re re ter - rif - ic - lly ter - rif - ic - lly min won - der - fully, won - der - fully, n Sn - t Pen- guins Pen- guins chrming - chrm- ing - ly, ly, wd - dle like this? fn - fn - n Sn - t wig - gle his flip-pers? n Sn - t dress so net? Or ctch 4 b n 7 fish in his bek? n Sn - t slide on his tum - my? Or grow his 8 b n ve - ry own suit? Let's fce it Pen- guins re ter - rif - ic - lly 41 min min7 1 Ó. won - der - fully, chrm-ing - ly, fn - ts - tic - lly, - mz - ing - ly cute! 44 2 cute! n - ts- tic - lly, - mz -ing - ly cute! n - ts- tic - lly, - mz -ing - ly 48. U. T. E. UTE! - 2 -

5 hild1: You didn t nswer question, rndp. o penguins get hristms? hild 2: o y? o y? Tell us. (hildren nd penguins look t rndp.) rndp: Let me tell you sry. long time go, scientist lnded in ntrctic phogrph penguins. (Some penguins pose like models in pho shoot, while scientist tkes pictures. rndp wits until y finish. If using younger children for penguin song, older students could be used for this prt nd delivering lines.) By ccident, scientist left hristms ctlogue behind, (Scientist leves, dropping ctlogue, which penguins pick up nd strt reding.) nd penguins strted reding it. hild 1: (hnds on hips.) I don't think so. Penguins cn't red. (Penguins sp nd look t nrrr.) rndp: Tht's unfortunte, becuse if Penguins cn't red, my sry is over nd you'll hve go bed, nd penguins will hve find nor musicl. hild 1: I ust remembered, y suddenly lerned how red. mzing! (Penguins go bck reding.) rndp: You're ctching on. So penguins looked t this hristms ctlogue nd strted tlking ech or. hild 1: But penguins cn't tl.... (ll turn stre t child who is bout interrupt, but ctches him/herself.) Nothing. Penguin 1: Look t ll this fun stuff. Why doesn't Snt bring us presents? Penguin 2: We're good! Penguin : nd we're kind! Penguin 1: nd we're cute! Penguin 2: Mybe Snt doesn't know bout us. Penguin : Mybe nimls don't get ys from Snt. Penguin 1: I ust think it's rel shme. We've got ll this ice nd snow. Penguin 2: nd snow nd ice. Penguin : nd ice nd snow. ll Penguins: BUT NO HRISTMS! Song 2: Too Much Snow

6 Too Much Snow Words nd Music lln rossley q»125 # # M7 c # min B min E 7 M7 We live in lnd of 5 # # # min7 B min M7 # min ice nd snow from Jn - u - r - y e - cem - ber. nd Sn - t hs for - got - ten us, we 10 # # B 7 E 7 ouble Time eel wish he would re - mem - ber. So Sn - t we'll re - 14 # # E 7 18 # # mind you now in / # cse you did - n't E 7 know, re's # min ne - ver - hrist - ms here nd re's l - wys o much snow. There's ne - ver - ny 22 To od # # / # fi E 7.. hrist - ms here nd re's l - wys o much snow. 26 # # Life would- n't be so bd if we hd het - ing pd 201 Penultimte Plus Two Medi Inc.

7 0 # # E 7 or ly - ing on nice wrm rug with hot choco- lte in mug. 4 # # How - bout big bon - fire ust wrm our fro - zen es? 8 # # Ó. / # E There's ne - ver - ny hrist- ms here nd re's l - wys o much 42 # # # min snow. There's ne - ver - ny 44 # # / # E 7. w hrist- ms here nd re's l - wys o much snow. 48 # #.. l od fi od. E 7. o much snow. nd re's l-wys TOO MUH SNOW! - 2 -

8 Penguin 1: How come we've never hd hristms? Penguin 2: We're hundreds of yers behind in gifts! Penguin : Tht's lot of loot! Penguin 1: Let's send letters this Snt lus guy. He sounds nice. Mybe he'll swing by here this hristms. rndp: So Penguins wrote long, long letters Snt, (Penguins pull out envelopes, mime licking etc.) but re ws problem. Penguin 1: Penguins, we hve problem. How re we going get se letters Snt? Penguin 2: There's no mil service, no fx mchines, no internet. Penguin : nd it's twenty five thousnd mile swim north pole. (ll penguins burst in ters. They wddle off, leving letters behind.) rndp: So penguins left ir letters nd went off et some cold rw fish. But it ust so hppened tht flock of gulls sw letters nd... ull 1: Wht re se? ull 2: (Sniffing one of letters.) They smell like fish breth (Wves hnd in front of nose. Then nibbles on letter.) but y tste like spitblls. ull 1: They re letters ddressed Snt. t North Pole. ull 2: OH OH OH! I've lwys wnted go North Pole. ull 1: Why? ull 2: To see ll tht snow nd ice nd... ice nd snow nd... ull 1: Tke look round you. Wht do you see? ull 2: I get your point, but wht else hve we got do? ull 1: True, but let's red m first! ull 1: It's not right red or people's mil. ull 2: But se re penguins, not people, so I'm sure it's fine. (Open letter s song begins nd s pproprite throughout song.) (Suggested group for songs three nd four: rde fours dressed s segulls) Song : Penguin hristms Letters

9 q»60 b c 5 b hristms Letters er n... Sn- t, er Sn- t, we've been ver-y nice. It's Words nd Music lln rossley. 8 b hrd be nugh - ty Just b n stnd - ing on this ice. nd hud - dled - geth - er, so we will not freeze. 10 b 7. We've been wful - ly good this yer so q»120 1 b won't you, Sn - t, Plese I. need nice dis - foot co het - er bll nd ust n e - wrm lec - up tric my es, gui - tr, pow - big ered e - nos - lec - tril tric wrm - trin er set ust nd 15 b. min. stick pen - on guin my sized nose. cr. Some skte - bord, vid - e - o dog, gmes nd nd big fst screen snow - T V mo - bile So So 18 b plese get ust pck elves m in mke your m, sleigh cuse nd it's bring not m big me. del. 201 Penultimte Plus Two Medi Inc.

10 20 b b 2 b lit - tle lit - tle bit bit of of use use I've I've good - ness good - ness been been ust ust good good (so (so good) good) I've I've freez - in freez - in on on this this ice. ice. been been nice nice 1 7 (so (so nice) nice) I've I've been been 26 b. 0 b min I need m 2 min Win - ter is so blek down here. m In fct it lsts twelve min months yer. Plese bright - en up our gloom - y 4 b Ó. nights with cheer - y co -loured 8 b hrist- ms lights.. I need piz - wlk z in ov - en, freez - er two filled or with 40 b three tubs wf - of fle ice irons. crem.. Just work gi - with nt me ir oh con - dit'n Sn - - t, er cuse nd I 42 b know slush - tht y min you're m - trying chine.. mis - cold r - lem - ble yers. on - de, It's Some mke ice up pcks, for hun - cool - dreds er, of some time big e - pen - guins lec - tric got fn tht nd mug n of um

11 44 b 1 46 b hot brel - hrist l - 1 ms for heer! shde. Spoken: 1: Mke tht two cups of hrist-ms cheer. 2: How -bout fill-ing up hot tub. We'd be swim-ming in hrist-ms cheer. 1: If you were swim-ming in it I would-n't wnt drink it. 2: Oh, oh lis-ten this one: 52 b Ó. 2 Ó 58 b I need Spoken: 1: They're l-red-y freez-ing 24/7 nd he wnts freez-er? 2: Tht is one sick lit-tle Pen-guin if you sk me.. I need tlk - ing ro - bot, nd doll nmed I - rene, tn - ning bed nd don't for - get 61 b. min. 64 b tube of sun - screen. hot choc' - lte mk - er, hot tub or two. nd 67 b two e - nor - mous chin - sws one in b red nd one blue. use I've been 70 b good (so good) I've been nice (so nice) I've been lit - tle bit of good - ness ust b freez - in on this ice. use I've been good (so good) I've been - -

12 72 b 75 b nice (so nice) I've been lit - tle bit of good - ness ust freez - in on this ice. 77 b 79 b We've been ver - y good this yer nd nev - er hurt our friends, we don't nev - er ev - er nugh- ty. We fight or use k - r - te. We 81 b nev - er use bd words or whine or cuss or swer or spit. So Ó 84 b keep us on your good list cuse we're b ust per - fect fit. use I've been J. 87 b good (so good) I've been J. nice (so nice) I've been J. lit - tle bit of good - ness ^ lit - tle bit of good - ness lit - tle bit of good - ness ust freez - in on this ice

13 ull 1: Silly Penguins. ull 2: Wht bunch of bird brins! Wht silly bunch of bird... h bird brins... ull 1: You were sying? ull 2: I ws sying we'd better get going deliver se letters Snt. I've lwys wnted vction t North Pole for chnge of scenery. ll tht ice nd snow. nd snow nd ice. nd I've sid this ll before, right? (ll nod.) rndp: nd so gulls flew off deliver letters North Pole. But unfortuntely, penguins weren't only bird brins in this sry. Song 4: We'll eliver

14 Mrch Tempo c % 4 7. night! ses. We'll We'll de - de - liv - liv - er. er. shiv - riv - er. ers. We'll We'll nevenev- er give give We'll eliver! 7 up! up. We'll The 2 fly through de - serts J We'll We'll not e- e- ven Ó we'll ven et Words nd Music lln rossley We'll fly through 7 # sleet. cross. quiv - liv - er. er. We nd will o- not ver J We'll We'll nevenev- er give give 10 1 up! up, No No not not pole. To help us! Where re we n pen - guins Is our go - ing? To north gol. Wht re we 16 J J do - ing? We're tk- ing mil. We're off pole, We'll nev - er 19.S. l od. m Even Eights fil. We'll fly o - ver us! E - ven if some di - no - surs or gob - lins do p - per. 201 Penultimte Plus Two Medi Inc.

15 2 7 m We will do our ob no mt - ter wht, we will not fer. We will fly through rin or hil or 26 7 n 7 snow or slush or sleet. E - ven if some croc - o - di - les nib - ble on our feet. 0 We don't like. Swing Eighth Notes fog or - liv - er. I think my - be 7 # we should re - con J J sid - er. Let's go bech. Let's work on sun - tn. We've got new 7 ob, new pln. Where re we go - ing? Off bech. The north pole's 41 n o fr out of rech. Wht re we J do-ing? J We're tk-ing this J mil. nd drop-ping it Ó J off. nd drop-ping it off. nd drop-ping it off for some- one else.

16 ull 1: Tht lst line didn't rhyme. ull 2: Wht lst line? ull 1: The lst line of song. ull 2: Wht song? ull 1: I cn't remember. ull 2: Oh, look! ish! Both: Let's et. (rop letters nd ll gulls exit.) rndp: So gulls dropped penguin's letters nd y fluttered down, down, down wrd ocen. Suddenly wind cme nd blew ll letters cross ocen fric. hild 1: rndp, you cn hrdly expect us believe this sry. You've broken lws of physics. You've broken lws of nturl science. rndp: I'm lso breking lws bout bedtime. Would you like me stick ll rules? Or shll we gree 'bend' m little? hild 2: Bend wy, rndp. rndp: Thnk you. The letters lnded in ungle where group of monkeys were serching for bnns. Of course y red letters nd felt sorry for penguins nd decided get letters north pole. But first, being monkeys, y dded few things of ir own.... (Suggested group for songs five nd six: rde ones dressed s monkeys) Song 5: Bnns

17 Ú102 # # c 5 # #.. Bnns E 7 Words nd Music lln rossley We We 7 # # 9 # # don't don't need need uic - strings er of or lights don't don't need need golf crt grind - er with for in our five red speed nd blend - green. er. We We bright cof - pink fee fend - ers. bens. We We 11 # # don't don't need need e - lec - boom tric box trins ply - or ing lt - hrist - te ms mk - ers. songs. Or Or E 14 # # u - - mt - ic, rein - deer prnc - ing self - on Wht do we crve? pro - our pelled, roof pep - per ll night E Wht do we need? shk-erslong. Ó We need b - Wht do we wnt?. n - ns! 18 # # E B n n n n n n n n! We need b - n - ns. or Penultimte Plus Two Medi Inc.

18 21 # # # min E/ # E # # get po - lr nd 24 E To od fi n! We need b - # min E / # woo - ly cow py - - ms. Ó n - ns. n B n n n n n n n 7 9/B 7/ 7/ # 27 # # E Sn - t bring us wht we wnt, bring us wht we need. sug - r fix will keep us ll 0 # # swing - ing through trees. We don't need tlk - ing dolls or e - lec- tric socks. The # # E.. l od fi 7 n mon - keys need su - per fuel tht will help us rock. n - ns 6 # # E Lose tlk - ing dolls nd old y trins. Lose gin - ger- bred nd 9 # # E E cn - dy cnes. We don't wnt hot dogs or beef chow-mein. B n n n n n n n 4 # # E 7. B n n n n n n n B n n n n n n n N! We need b - n-ns

19 rndp: So, monkeys mde few chnges letters nd sent m on ir wy using n ncient but relible system: niml post! Song 6: niml Post

20 niml Post Words nd Music lln rossley Ú102 c. 4 J. 1)rom )rom mon - os - keys trich un - cm - gle els cts, nd nd 6 croc - grump - o y - di - wil - les deo. beests.. We'll We'll tke send m on let - ters in our teeth, by ir - mil us - Em / # Em we ing 8 10 prom - crows nd ise not ducks nd geese. chew. 7 Em keep hi - 7 m ber - out nt - of ing lkes. bers. We'll There's We'll But help we keep some-times m those cn out been of riv - prob - lem ers nd with we'll some lit - give tle our pen - gur - guins n - tee, out w we've we'll 14 got ust l - wys wht it get m tkes. re. sus Em / # Em We won't sp till we We're gon- n. get se let - ters rech our gol. We've pole. nev - er, ev - er filed nd 17 # m7(b 5 ) J. To od tht's no bost. You cn l - wys count on n - i - ml post. We've 201 Penultimte Plus Two Medi Inc.

21 20 nev - er, ev - er filed nd 2 E min / # n - i - ml # m7(b 5 ) J tht's no J bost. You cn l - wys count on 2)rom el - e - phnts nd os - trich - es nd 27.. c - p - ber - rs o. rom u - cns pr - rots, we ll know ust wht do. No 0 2 m Em / # Em moun - tin, de - sert, lke, or cn - yon let - ters pole, tht's 7 if we don't get lost. 7 Em tht we cn - not cross. We'll get J w 6 /B But, re's one If sloths de - # m7(b 5 ) J tht's no bost. thing we should men - tion. cide tke Tempo np - long Some - times re's.. l od wy. ~~~~ liss. You cn l - wys count on E min7 smll de - ly. Slowly fi nev- er, ev - er filed nd / # n - i - ml post

22 rndp: inlly letters rrived t North Pole. Unfortuntely y were lte by one week. ctully one week PLUS. few yers. hristms ws over nd Snt ws in middle of his long, long, fter hristms np. The reindeer were exhusted, Snt's workshop ws down for repirs nd elves were tking well-deserved rest. When y sw letters y hit roof. Elf 1: (Opens letter. It's full of holes, corners re missing, it's filthy. It's obviously hd rough trip.) This is terrible! Elf 2: I ll sy. I would uch tht letter. It s disgusting. Elf : No, it s not tht. These penguins hd NEVER hd hristms. Elf 1: nd y're soooooo cute. Elf 2: This is n emergency. Elf : Let's wke Snt. Elf 1: re you out of your little elf mind. You KNOW wht he's like in Jnury. Elf 2: I'd rr et Brussels sprouts! Elf : I d rr BE Brussels sprout. Elf 1: But se poor penguins. Elf 2: I think we hve try. (Suggested group for songs seven nd eight: rde twos dressed s Elves) Song 7: - Wke Up Snt

23 Ú118 c b n b n b n. J 5 8 wke shke up him Sn-ut of, re's his Wke Up Snt no time co - m - se snore. stte. Throw So J 7 Words nd Music lln rossley ot - t ot - t bck sp those tht co - vers, drem - ing, get your Sn - t 11 feet don't Those Those poor poor on floor. hi - ber-nte. lit - tle pen-guinspen - guins lit - tle. y re need some freez - ing hrist - ms wy down cheer. re ome ome on on one nd 7 b et 7 b dy curl Sn-t, Sn-t, your your eyes o - pen let's sp yer! hir. b wide. put it snor - ing in like n b b n b bn high n n ger. ber. 7 You Put 7 Time on - ly on tht work suit,. Wke up Sn - t.. hitch up Ru- dolph 27 2 nd get red - y w ride. nd this will not keep. E Eb sheep. #n b nb b 7 # # So So The min wke up Sn - t, min min wke up Sn - t. Pen - guins need hrist - ms 6 No more count - ing 7 There's no time 201 Penultimte Plus Two Medi Inc.

24 6 1 b n. n # b n 2 b n b n J J sleep. 9 b 4 46 n b n J ten - lrm clocks. nd J 7 strong blck cof-fee, nd e - Tried shke his slum- ber, with lec - tric shocks. We've tried re - vive him, with Sn - t's gin. wide. ride. w b b n ti - red n b n b #. brin. n n keep. # sheep. b ## E 7 cold nd het nd pin. He 7 7 # n nn n n b E So The # n Time on - ly goes.. Wke up. Sn - t. Noth - ing gets through. hitch up Ru- dolph Pen - guins need min wke up Sn - t. min B min hrist - ms 7 sleep - b et 7 your eyes o - pen b nd get red - y nd this will not No more count - ing 7 So wke up Sn - t. There's no time J J sleep

25 rndp: It ws no use! Nothing worked. Snt wouldn't wke up. He ws out 'till ebrury t lest. But elves hd still nor, bigger problem. Elf 1: Wht re we going do? Snt's out cold. Elf 2: I ust tlked Rudolph. The reindeer re exhusted. They're not going nywhere. Elf : nd we cn't fill se orders! Snt's workshop won't be opertionl until Mrch. Elf 1: nd our shelves re bre. There's nothing left. Elf 2: Not quite, people. We hve fifty seven onld ncing hristms Robots left. Elf : Nobody sked for m gin this yer. Elf 1: Or lst yer Elf 2: ctully since 1982 Elf : This is perfect time unlod m... I men gift m someone! Elf 1: They'll hve do. Pck up robots. But how re we going get m re? Elf 2: I... hve n ide! (Elves huddle nd whisper.) ll: Yes! Song 8: Elves n Pull Sleigh

26 Ú140 b c 6 b Elves n Pull Sleigh min 7 9 w sus Words nd Music lln rossley We've got bril- lint i - 11 b de -, su - per - mz - ing. pln. We don't need rein- deer, min 7 16 b fly like Pe - ter. Pn. We'll cot our - selves with mg - ic dust nd sus 7 we cn fly b wy. nd % n we won't need rein- deer pull Sn- t's sleigh. min 7 25 b w We'll give those nev - er pen - sked guins for hrist-msro - bot, y've but nev - er ro - bots hd re. one ll be - we've 0 b fore. got. They'll But be we're so sure ex - cit - ed, pen-guins will see thnk us us t ll min 7 ir door. lot.. nd nd we're if not y Rudo - dolph n't or like Sn - ro - t bot lus, dolls nd t we lest re we've r - hd r some lte. fun. But We'll 4 b sus 7. n - sp y off wy in you T - find hi - it, ti, nd hrist - sok ms up is some gret! sun. We've 201 Penultimte Plus Two Medi Inc.

27 9 b. 4 b l - wys wnt-ed 7 be like Sn - t, sor - ing like n birds in flight. We've 47 b l - wys wnt-ed be like Sn - t, on mg - i - cl hrist - ms night 51 b 56 b 61 b So while Sn - t's m tke pres- ents 7 We'll w fly fst - sleep, m Pen- guins. Ó nd rein- deer re min w Elves up in J min/ sus 7 str - ry night. will sve B b et - ing Ó w dy. Ó hy. We'll To od fi With moon 65 b shin - ing bright. w Ó We hope we're not B b scred of heights. Ó 7 We'll 70 b 75 b flot. fore. While min high up - J 7 bove clouds. J Sn - t stys home nd w snores. 7/ Where.S. l od Ó They no elf hs gone be - fi w min Elves will sve dy. Hoo - ry! - 2 -

28 rndp: So elves loded sleigh with onld ncing hristms Robot dolls nd sprinkled mselves with mgic dust, but re ws still one more problem. hild 1: I'll sy re's problem, rndp, The problem is your sry hs broken bounds of believbility. hild 2: You've lost sense of continuity. The sry is wndering. hild 1: You're losing your udience. You've filed drw m in willing suspension of disbelief. In literry sense... rndp: But I ws thinking in bedtime sense. hild 1: I see. On tht level it succeeds tremendously. hild 2: The critics sy, "Two thumbs up." rndp: Thnk you. So s I ws sying, Penguins hd been so excited tht gulls hd sent ir letters, y'd crved hristms tree out of ice nd decorted it with herring heds, with fish scles for tinsel nd ir fvorite squid eyeblls for ornments. They'd wited nd wited nd wited. Severl hristmses pssed, but no Snt. No presents, no reindeer, not even hristms crd. inlly y gve up nd went fishing. It ws right bout n tht elves rrived in Snt's sleigh nd dropped off Robot dolls. (Suggested group for songs nine nd ten: rde threes dressed s disco-robots.) Song 9: onld ncing hristms Robot

29 Ú99 E # min E/ # # min B E # # # c.. 5 # # # 9 onld ncing hristms Robot # min hrist-ms hrist-ms # min mke thing you of Ro - Ro - smile. ll bot. bot. I'll I E Here I E e - dnce cn ven help sing your help sp dis - co I'm hol - i - dy. hun - dred songs. B oth ll de - dy cy. long. on - ld on - ld E I'll By nc - nc - ing ing cheer fr you up, I'll best - est # # 1 #. (oth de - cy) I'm 1 # # 2 # n n n n #. Words nd Music lln rossley 17 (ll dy long) Ó Em. So So move spin your - rms. round, o move your slide. feet, o move your slide. feet. Move Shke your it 20 Em. hed, up, from come side on nd side feel side. bet. It's Now not do ust rein - ro - deer bot, who The 2 min B know lus how would p - prnce. prove. I'm nd here now you've pr - got ty it - I'm you're here in dnce. groove. 201 Penultimte Plus Two Medi Inc.

30 25 E min n # n # So get things go - ing with some dis - co lights. nd get some 28 n # # Sn - t boots help your feet move right. You'll need red suit mke 1 min B 1 # Ó. look com - plete. ive tht Sn - t wve eve - ry - one you meet. 4 2 # Ó meet. ive tht Sn - t wve eve - ry - one you meet. Mer - ry hrist-ms, 8. J J. is - co. Mer - ry hrist-ms, Ho, Ho Ho! Mer - ry hrist-ms, is - co. 4 J J. Mer - ry hrist-ms, Ho, Ho Ho! Mer - ry hrist-ms, is - co. 47 Mer - ry hrist - ms, Let's go! - 2 -

31 Robot 1: Wit. There's nobody here! Robot 2: So wht do we do now? Robot : How bout nor dnce? Robot 1: I don't know. I don't feel so perky. I think I need rechrge. Robot 2: Tht might be problem. See ny electric plugs? Bttery chrgers? Robot : I... Think... I'm... Running... Out... Of... Po...wer... Robot 1: Me... oooooo... Robot 2: Think... pos... i... tive Robot : O... K... I'm.... pos-i-tive I'm run-ning out... of... po..... wer Song 10: Btteries Not Included (t end of song, tempo slows nd ys freeze solid)

32 Ú115 c c Slower nd Slower with ech section M7 b Btteries Not Included Ó. r M7 b Words nd Music lln rossley I'm.. run - ning out of pow - er. I'm run - ning out of stem. My M7 b 4 4 legs hve trou - ble flex - ing. nd my eyes hve lost ir glem. I'm b b b feel - ing slight - ly wek - er. I'm cold from es chest. I b b need win - ter ck - et. nd I need wool - len vest. 201 Penultimte Plus Two Medi Inc.

33 7 # hrist - ms runs on en - er - gy, hrist - ms runs on lights. I 8 4 need shot of pow- er en-er-gize my life. I need big trns-fu- sion of e-lec-tri -ci-ty. If 10 4 b n c I don't get re - chrge it will be end of b me Ó. r b My 1 1 oints re get - ting slow - er. My moves hve lost ir zip. I'm b hv - ing trou - ble sing - ing. nd I'm trem - bling in my lips. My b b b - 2 -

34 15 15 cir - cuit bords re freez - ing. My rm's be - gun twitch. My b b ers re droop - ing low - er. nd my mo - r's got g... g-g-g-g, g-g-g-g, glitch # hrist - ms runs on en - er - gy, hrist - ms runs on lights. I b need shot of pow - er en - er - gize my life. I / b c b n need big in- fu - sion, I need gi- nt olt. I need lot of pow-er not one tee-ny ti-ny c c volt. b Ó Ó. r b I'm I'm.. - -

35 24 24 hv - ing trou - ble think - ing. I'm mud - dled in my brin. My b bt - ter - y is dy - ing. nd my en - er - gy is drined. I'm b b b hv - ing trou - ble think - ing. I'm mud - dled in my brin. My b b bt - ter - y is dy - ing. nd my en - er - gy is

36 hild 1: This sry's turning out be rel downer, grndp. hild 2: Wht bout hppy endings. hild 1: We need feel good sry. hild 2: How you going pull this one out of fire? hild 1: I know! The monkeys fly in on helicopters nd... hild 2: int rutbgs rin down from sky nd... hild 1: Zombies cme up out of ice nd... nd... hild 2: Nin's? hild 1: ucks? hild 2: Zombie Nin ucks on flying rutbgs! rndp: This is MY sry, thnk you very much. Things looked blek for everyone, but n. BUT THEN. liens rrived in ir spceship. (hildren gron.) hild 1: liens! Not gin. Lst night it ws inderell nd liens. hild 2: The night before it ws lien frog prince. hild 1: nd before tht, three pigs nd lien wolf. hild 2: 'I'll huff nd I'll puff nd blst your brick spceship with my disintegrr ry.' hildren: rndp, we're not going believe liens. rndp: You went long with tlking penguins, gulls tht could red, nd singing monkeys, so wht's problem with liens? hild 1: Whtever. rndp: So se liens hd been flying round in spce nd hd seen ll bout hristms on television, but by time y got erth it ws over. The only plce y could find hristms still hppening ws... hild 2: (Excited) ntrctic. hild 1: The penguin's tree! hild 2: The hristms Robots! rndp: Exctly. (Suggested group for songs eleven nd twelve: rde fives dressed s liens.) Song 11: We've Never Hd hristms Before

37 Ú118 b b c We've Never Hd hristms Before /.. m. n sus 7.. Words nd Music lln rossley sus 7 n 6 b b.. 9 b b We've been m 7 n n fly - ing - round in. / J out - er spce. nd seen min n 12 b b mr - vel- lous sights g - min lore. There's pln - ets nd moons nd s - min7 n. To od 15 b b 18 b b min7 ter - oids. But we've n nev - er hd hrist - ms be - fore. nev - er hd hrist- ms be - fore. sus. min We've We'd We'd 21 b b 2 b b nev - er nev - er ing gin - seen built on ger - rein - deer snow - mn or fly - ing skt - ed J bred. snow. twin - kl - ing drift - ing down with t light. night. Or Or st hd Or We'd through on night. pond. With Or hrist - ms nev - er trees seen n in wrmth mis - tle - e of hng - ing with moon - smelled light. tin - sel, snow - flkes spr - smell n fi - re - o-ver light's our glow. heds. kl - of 201 Penultimte Plus Two Medi Inc.

38 ~~~ 26 b 1 b n n n. 0 b b i - re - light's O-ver our glow. heds. # n Verse 2: Two liens step forwrd. lien 1 holds mistlee over 2's hed. 2 sys line. (Spoken)orget it! min seems like gret nd # n won - der - ful i - de -. n We've been # iv - ing gifts - 2 min n. wy. It nd 4 b b 8 b b n ~~~~ 41 b b n ~~~~ n wk - ing up on nd cn-dles. n hrist - ms morn. n ~~~~ n To nd see tur - key. tree. ~~~ n n nd nd pres-ents. gr - vy. (Solo.)nd mshed po - t - es nd 42 b b Brus - sels sprouts. I love Brus - sels sprouts, with lit - tle but - ter nd some 4 b b Ó 9.. l od w 46 b b slt nd pep- per. min7 n Slt nd Pep- per, min7. hhhhh. n 49 b b nev - er hd hrist - ms be- fore.. min7 We've 7 n nev - er hd hrist - ms be- fore. w We've nev - er hd hrist - ms be - fore

39 rndp: Just n, right bout end of lien's song, penguins rrived bck from fishing. The liens sid usul 'We come in pece, erthlings' nd y ll st down rw fish dinner. They tlked bout penguins' hristms problem nd hit on gret ide. Every yer, penguins would write letters Snt nd liens would swing by Erth nd deliver m North Pole on time. In return, penguins would give robots liens s hristms present. The liens promised keep m chrged nd bring m bck for hristms prty every ecember. So it ll turned out be hppy ending... ust in time for bed. hild 1: Wht bout monkeys? hild 2: nd gulls? hild 1: nd moose nd polr bers nd ll or nimls in whole world. rndp: Nice try, but it's bedtime. hildren: hhhhhh. Plese. rndp: If you go stright bed without whining, morrow night I ll tell you bout time hristms ctlogue ws left in Jungle Joe's crocodile frm. But why don't we oin liens for finl number nd n it relly is bedtime. Song 12: hristms is Such ret Thing

40 Ú108 c 5 8 m m l - iens don't live t. hristms Is Such ret Thing m min/ min 7 north pole. With 7 Sn - t nd rein - deer nd Words nd Music lln rossley / / n elves. We / / our-selves. snow-mn. Or fly ll - round in our 7 we're rel - ly hooked on this love sing, So min 7 hope you'd like hve us drop spce-ship. We'd With rein - deer fly - ing through moon - lit hrist - ms thing. nd if you do not mind us here. by. min out - er spce ll nev - er seen tree or. sky. But we like dnce, nd we We'll be bck n - oth - er % hrist- ms is yer. We such gret thing. 201 Penultimte Plus Two Medi Inc.

41 hrist- ms nd cr - ols b n would nev - er is end. b n full of de - lights. be sung. min 7 hrist- ms Like ctch - ing is To od Let's fce it. best snow with friends. min7 on your ngue. We wish We will sure - ly miss it here. it.s. l od Ó We'll be bck n - oth - er yer. But fi od We will sure - ly miss it here. min now it's time sy good - min bye. Plese don't sy we're in - sin - cere. min min 48 Ver - y soon we'll re - p - per. To min/ / drink tht cup of hrist - ms cheer. min 50 on't be sd, don't shed ter. The min. end - ing of our min. 55 ply is here. nd now it's time sy good - bye. So M. e. r. r. y. Mer - ry hrist - ms, You! - 2 -