American Physical Society March Meeting 2016 Sing-along / Listen-along! Sheet music

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1 American Physical Society March Meeting 2016 Sing-along / Listen-along! Sheet music Host: Walter F. Smith, Haverford College wsmith@haverford.edu Sponsored by APS

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11 Complex Z Lyrics by Walter Smith, To the tune of Let it Be by John Lennon & Paul McCartney When I m analyzing AC circuits, my professor comes to me, Speaking words of wisdom: Complex Z. And in my deep confusion, he is standing right in front of me, Speaking words of wisdom: Complex Z. Complex Z, complex z, one over i omega C, Whisper words of wisdom: Z sub C. Instrumental Interlude And when the anxious physics students working problem sets agree, We don t understand this complex Z. For though they may be foggy, there is still a chance that they will see, They will find the answer, using Z. Complex Z, complex z, for phase or magnitude of AC, It will give the answer, complex Z. Instrumental Interlude And when there are inductors, you use i omega L, you see, Voltage leads the current complex Z. I wake up to the sound of music, my professor sings to me, Singing words of wisdom: complex Z. Complex Z, complex z, for RC filters now I see, The voltage is divided by the Z. Complex Z, complex z, complex Z, complex Z It will give the answer, complex Z.

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16 The Don of the Day % 7 5 ι œ Of œ œ œ œ œ œ Dons we can of -fer a charm-ing va-ri -e -ty, All the big pots of the Royal So -ci - e - ty œ Tune: Father O'Flynn (traditional) Lyrics by Prof. A. A. Robb ι œ œ œ œ 5 % œ œ œ œ œ œ Still there is no one of œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ more no-to-ri- e-ty Than our Pro- fes-sor, the pride of us all. Here s a health to Pro- œ Chorus œ œ œ œ œ Ι 10 % œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ fess-or J.J.! May he hunt i - ons for ma - ny a day And take obser - va - tions, And 14 % œ œ œ œ œ Œ ι œ 19 % 22 % 25 % 29 % work out e - qua- tions, And find the re - la - tions Which for -ces o -bey. wor pre the Our All When - thy Pro - fes - sor is al - ways de - vi - sing Some scheme that is start - ling - - con- ceived not - ions he sets at de - fi - ance By means of some neat and Pro - fes - sor has sol - ved a new rid - dle, Or found a fresh fact, he ly in s new and sur - pri - sing, In or - der to set - tle some ques - tion a - ri - sing - gen - ious ap - plia - nce, By which he dis - cov - ers a new law of sci - ence fit as a fid - dle, He goes to the tea room and sits in the mid - dle On Which And ions no jokes œ œ œ œ and why they be - have as they do. Thus, when he wants to con - clusi- one has ever sus - pec - ted be- fore. All the chem - ists went off in - a - bout every-thing un - der the sun. Then if you try tolook grave at Some Some You ll tra of burst œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ Ι œ œ œ - vel quick - ly and some tra - vel slow, He brings into ac - tion mag - them thought they were los - ing their wits, When quite with - out war - ning off the but - tons which fasten your vest For when he starts chaf - fing, vely to his œ show fits; jest,

17 2 32 % 36 % 40 ne (Their Though œ œ œ œ - tic att - rac - tion And gets a def - lec - tion A - bove or be - low the - or - ies scor - ning) The atom one mor -ning He broke in - to bits. tea you be quaf - fing, You can - not help laug-hing along with the rest. œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ Ι Here s a health to Pro- fess-or J.J.! May he hunt i - ons for ma - ny a day And take obser - va - tions, And % œ œ œ œ œ Œ work out e-qua-tions, And find the re-la-tions Which for -ces o-bey. for -ces o-bey. 1, 2. Chorus 3. œ œ œ œ Τ œ œ

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