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some body s chil dren by josé casas Dra matic Pub lishing Woodstock, Il li nois Eng land Aus tra lia New Zea land

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for Alex Guillen my nephew and friend who con stantly re minds me of the value of be ing an ad vo cate for chil dren through thea tre & Gayle Sergel and Dor o thy Webb two very spe cial women whose sup port and be lief in my work have in spired me to con tin u ally dig deeper into my imag i na tion & a spe cial shout-out to Em ily Petkewich my friend and un of fi cial dramaturg who helped me so much in the de vel op ment of this play.

IM POR TANT BILLING AND CREDIT RE QUIRE MENTS All pro duc ers of the play must give credit to the author of the play in all pro grams dis trib uted in con nec tion with per for mances of the play and in all in stances in which the ti tle of the play ap pears for pur poses of ad ver - tis ing, pub li ciz ing or oth er wise ex ploit ing the play and/or a pro duc tion. The name of the author must also ap pear on a sep a rate line, on which no other name ap pears, im me di ately fol low ing the ti tle, and must ap pear in size of type not less than fifty per cent (50%) the size of the ti tle type. Bio graph i cal in for ma tion on the author, if in cluded in the playbook, may be used in all pro grams. In all pro grams this no tice must ap pear: Pro duced by spe cial ar range ment with THE DRA MATIC PUB LISHING COM PANY of Woodstock, Il li nois

some body s chil dren was a win ner of the 2009 Waldo M. and Grace C. Bonderman Playwriting Work shop and was fea tured in a re hearsed read ing at the In di ana Rep er - tory Thea tre, In di a nap o lis. Rich ard Perez, Di rec tor; Kath - ryn Moroney, Dramaturg; Yi-Hsin Lu, As sis tant Drama - turg. some body s chil dren was orig i nally com mis sioned by Found Spaces The ater Com pany, Santa Ana, Calif. Ar tis tic Di rec tor, Lindsey Suits. Workshop di rected by José Casas. Kristen Gull An thony Lucero Charles Stampley Valerie Ro dri guez Cast some body s chil dren was hon ored by Breath of Fire Latina The ater En sem ble for their 2009 New Play Fes ti val, Santa Ana, Calif. Ar tis tic Di rec tor, Sara Guerrero. Reading di rected by Angela Cruz. Cast Alex Shan non Shell Tariq Valerie Dan iel Penilla Kristen Gull Casey Gates Joshua Lamont Angela Im pe rial

home is where you can say any thing you like cause no body lis tens to you any way. anon y mous

some body s chil dren char ac ters alex & valerie cruz....17-year-old twins: chicana/o fa ther (un known: aban doned the fam ily) mother (a maid) shan non land ers....18 years old: white fa ther (works at a carwash) mother (works at a thrift shop) 1 sis ter tariq nel son....18 years old: af rican-amer ican fa ther (mil i tary vet eran; un em ployed/dis abled) mother (aid at a con va les cent home) only child shel ley shell tay lor...17 years old: white mother (un em ployed/on wel fare) 2 broth ers; 2 sis ters see pages 79-80 for char ac ter notes

char ac ter notes alex and valerie were born in mex ico. their par ents crossed into the united states with them when they were in fants. af ter years of fi nan cial prob lems and per sonal dif fer ences, their fa ther left the fam ily; sup pos edly, trav el ing back to mex ico. their mother has strug gled to raise them. most of the time, they are alone in the mo tel; their mother com ing home on the week ends from her nanny job. they al ways live in fear of be ing de ported. valerie epit o mizes the im age of the good latina girl. she is obe di ent and does what her mother tells her. she is proper and has a gen tle de meanor to her be ing. she is in quis i tive and in tel li - gent. she con stantly re fers to the past to fuel her de sires for the fu ture. she dreams of be com ing a bi lin gual ed u ca tion teacher one day. alex is the mis chie vous one. he is good-na tured and al ways goes out of his way to cheer peo ple up; hat ing to see peo ple un happy. he is also some what naïve. he is so fo cused on his dream of be - com ing a base ball player that he sees no other al ter na tive for the fu ture. he is the ul ti mate dreamer. un for tu nately, he also suf fers from a learn ing dis abil ity that has only re cently been dis cov ered. shan non s par ents have al ways seemed to strug gle; nei ther grad - u ated high school. they have worked a va ri ety of min i mumwage jobs their en tire lives. shan non has one older sis ter who has run away from home and has no con tact with the fam ily. shan non is the thinker of the group. she is de ter mined to suc - ceed. she dreams of be com ing the ceo of a for tune 500 com - pany. her per se ver ance is ev i dent, but she also has a pride ful side; al most too pride ful. she some times seems ashamed of her

fam ily and pre fers to paint a pic ture of her life in terms of black and white. tariq s fam ily was changed for ever by the per sian gulf war of the early 90s where tariq s fa ther served as a sol dier. he s been suf fer ing from post trau matic stress dis or der since he re turned to the states. for the last ten years, the fam ily has been at odds with the mil i tary over his fa ther s care. the fam ily tries to sur vive on mom s sal ary, but they never seem to have enough money; al - ways one step be hind. tariq is an gry at the world. the con fu sion and hurt run ning through his veins is ap par ent to ev ery one. he plays the vic tim; so much so, that one won ders if that mar tyr dom will pre vent him from one day do ing some thing pos i tive with his life. he is the one kid in the group most vul ner a ble to the neg a tive forces of the world. shell is the old est of five chil dren. her mother is on wel fare. shell s fam ily used to live a com fort able mid dle-class life. un for - tu nately, one day shell s fa ther was in a car ac ci dent. He was badly in jured and in a coma. he even tu ally died, but his death took a toll on the fam ily in ev ery way imag in able; es pe cially, fi - nan cially. the fam ily has strug gled be cause shell s mother was a home maker and never had any real job ex pe ri ence and skills. shell is the ma ture one of the group. she acts older than any child should have to. it s a strug gle for her to bal ance school and fam ily life. she rarely com plains about her lot in life and she strives to help her mother and fam ily dig out of their di - lemma. shell is not only the mother fig ure to her sib lings but to her friends as well. she dreams of be com ing a so cial worker.

points of in ter est time: the pres ent. place: the city of an a heim, cal i for nia; not too far from the shadow of dis ney land. set ting: the el do rado mo tel: a shoddy and de crepit mo tel that is a rem nant of the 60s. noth ing in this place works and the own ers do lit tle to im prove the con di tions. a neon va cancy/no va cancy sign can be seen. it is in con stant dis re - pair. a pub lic tele phone is lo cated on the edge. a pre his toric ice ma chine can also be seen on the prop erty. the out side of the mo tel is lit tered with some trash, crates and a shop ping cart full of bot tles/cans and other as sorted items. any other sug gested lo cales can be vi su al ized through props, light ing and sound de sign. dis ney land can be seen (faintly) out in the dis tance. pro duc tion notes: the use of (ex tended beat) is used as a way to uti - lize time in the most ef fec tive way. it can, lit er ally, be taken as a long beat or any type of move ment/ac tion at the dis cre tion of the di rec tor. this play uti lizes slam po etry (aka spo ken word po etry). it is im - por tant that all ef forts are made to ef fec tively trans late this form of po etry onto the stage. there is no in ter mis sion, but if the pro duc ing party would like to in - cor po rate one, it MUST be be tween the scenes of (spo ken word 2) my name is and to day (i don t want to hate). any pro duc ing com pany or ac a demic in sti tu tion that wishes to make any changes/ad just ments to ac com mo date for run ning time must get per mis sion to do so by the play wright through the pub lisher.

or der of per for mance - yes ter day (fa ther fig ures) - quinceañera - theo huxtable - (spo ken word 1) if i ruled the world - aquanet girlz - that honey is look ing at me - (spo ken word 2) my name is - to day (i don t want to hate) - (spo ken word 3) band-aid lady - 99 store - room 258-100 de grees and no ice in sight - (spo ken word 4/5) la luna y el sol - to mor row (the el do rado mo tel)

yes ter day (fa ther fig ures) (the stage is dark ex cept for a spot light fo cused down - stage. SHELL is stand ing in the spot light with her eyes closed. she is lis ten ing to the si lence.) shell. you never for get the voice. (beat.) thee voice. it s the voice you only hear in other peo ple s dreams. it s the voice that car ries with it the pain that po ets have been try ing to de fine since the be gin ning of time. it s the voice that tells you noth ing will ever ever be the same. (ex tended beat.) shell (open ing her eyes). it was the voice that told me my fa ther was dead drunk driver driv ing past his in hi bi - tions as he sped down the santa ana free way go ing north car ry ing with him the pride of that girl s fake phone num ber neatly folded in his left pants pocket. (an grily.) this sorry ex cuse for a hu man be ing now walks the streets with a slight limp and no con science while i lis - ten to my lit tle sis ter cry for the ump teenth time be cause her cheap plas tic shoes keep giv ing her feet blis ters. (beat; de feated.) he stole my world and now i spend ev - ery wak ing mo ment try ing to win it back. (lights go up. we see shell s friends: ALEX, SHAN NON, TARIQ and VALERIE, scat tered around the stage. they are all stand ing in front of the el do rado mo tel.) 11

12 some body s chil dren shell. i miss my old house on terra cotta drive. the back - yard where we played tag. the bed room that i did n t have to share with my broth ers. the swim ming pool i lounged in for hours as i pre tended to be a mer maid i miss the happy fam ily i used to- (a phone in ter rupts shell. she re acts with a pain ful ex - pres sion as her friends watch help lessly; beat.) shell. the sec ond that phone rang my mother for got how to smile. shan non (point ing). the girl known as shell no lon ger has the pretty lit tle picket fence like all the other pretty lit tle picket fences in the neigh bor hood. valerie. no more jones jr. high. no more girl scout meet - ings. no more back-to-school spe cials at of fice de pot. tariq. no more ca ble tv real ca ble tv that costs twenty bucks a month ex tra. hbo. mtv. tnt. tbs and espn wherealex. -ev ery one s life is a high light film. shell. no more pen cil lines in ver ti cal suc ces sion on the cor ner wall be tween the kitchen and the laun dry room in spir ing me to grow an ex tra inch in time for janet an - der son s thir teenth birth day party i miss my house on terra cotta drive where there wastariq. -no graf fiti. valerie. no taggers. shan non. a place where peo ple said hi to each other. alex. a place where the cops came when you call. shell. dad driv ing us away from the only home my fam ily had ever known and watch ing it get smaller and smaller through the back win dow of the chevy sub ur ban we no lon ger own.

some body s chil dren 13 (ex tended beat.) shell. ten miles down the road and a life time ago i end up here. (she looks around; beat.) a mo tel where fa ther fig ures are not al lowed. alex. you can t es cape it dead or alivevalerie. -papís are awol in this place. shan non & tariq. in ev ery sense of the word. shell. dif fer ent sto ries. dif fer ent shades of grey all play ing the same stale re cord. tariq. sol dier boy kill ing ba bies on com mand as he dreams of an other car a mel-col ored baby. his baby back in the states won der ing why daddy only talks to the voices in his head won der ing why when pops got home things did n t change and that some times one plus one does n t al ways equal two and that the same pair of eyes that once stared into my crib, now stare into the eyes (point - ing to him self) of this baby-turned-teen ager over night. the woman who gave me birth can t mus ter up the cour - age to tell me that the man liv ing with us still has n t come back from the war. (beat.) he ain t never com ing back. shan non. dis il lu sioned soul caught in be tween limbo and min i mum wage with the phrase liv ing from pay check to pay check tat tooed in be tween the wrin kles of his brow. he forces him self to wake up ev ery morn ing con - vinced that life is pre des tined and that the day is al ways over be fore it be gins. mother hops along for the ride never fol low ing her own path; never be liev ing that she could play along side the boys. alex & valerie. any body can make a baby, but that does n t make you a man.

14 some body s chil dren alex. ese hom bre es cobarde! how could he do that? a mexicano is sup posed to have pride. he s sup posed to be hon or able. he was sup posed to put food on the plates and a roof over our heads. i don t un der stand why mama still sheds tears for him? why did he have to leavevalerie. -us? i don t un der stand. no se porque all we ever did was love him. (ex tended beat.) shell. it seemed like only yes ter day that my fa ther walked me to my first day of school. (beat.) yes ter day i was happy. alex. yes ter day i found out i had dys lexia. valerie. yes ter day i had to ex plain to my mother what dys - lexia means. shan non. yes ter day i saw my sis ter run away from home never to re turn. tariq. yes ter day i had never heard of war or weap ons of mass de struc tion. shell. yes ter day the health in sur ance com pany did n t pay the money they prom ised they would pay. valerie. yes ter day our fa milia lived in zacatecas, mex ico. shan non. yes ter day there were no com put ers in schools; just type writ ers. tariq. yes ter day i was an afro-amer ican. alex. yes ter day i saw dis ney land from across the streettariq. -and won dered what it would be like toshan non. -be nor mal for just one day and then i re al izedvalerie. -that nor mal is a word you only find in the dic tio - naryshell. -and when all is said and done i re al ized that-

alex. -yes ter day, i stopped want ing to go to dis ney land. (beat.) yes ter day was the day be fore to day. shan non. yes ter day was the day i sent my ap pli ca tion to har vard. tariq. yes ter day was the day i heard earth, wind and fire sing on the ra dio for the first time. valerie. yes ter day was the day that was sup posed to be the first day of the rest of my life. shell. yes ter day was the day peo ple for got aboutvalerie. -me. tariq. me. shan non. me. alex. me. (ex tended beat.) some body s chil dren 15 shell. yes ter day was the day peo ple for got that we were some body s chil dren. quinceañera (valerie is sit ting on a milk crate which dou bles as a bus seat. she is wear ing her uni form from bur ger king. as she does this, the rest of the group dou bles as pas sen - gers as they sit in their re spec tive seats. tariq sits up front; serv ing as the bus driver. a white quinceañera dress, cov ered in clear plas tic wrap, hangs up stage.) valerie. route 147 on the o.c.t.a. bus line. it s the place where i do most of my best think ing. an a heim to santa ana, santa ana to an a heim. give or take a few min utes,

16 some body s chil dren de pend ing on traf fic, this jour ney is ex actly twenty-eight min utes long. i cher ish those twenty-eight min utes for those twenty-eight min utes, i don t have toshan non & tariq. -hear the yells, screams and poundings on the wall. valerie. i don t have toalex & shell. -lie to the kids at school about where i live. valerie. i don t have to bear wit ness to my life if i don t want to. tariq. next stop! (some thing catches the eye of the bus pas sen gers. they point and smile; pleased by what they are see ing in the dis tance.) valerie. i could n t be lieve what i was see ing as my bus was stopped in front of the bow ers mu seum, there was a quniceañera group get ting its photo taken. i rubbed my eyes to prove to my self it was only a mi rage be cause it was a fri day af ter noon andalex, shan non, shell & tariq. -no quinceañera ever takes place on a fri day af ter noon. valerie. the boys were dressed in black tux e dos with lav en - der ties and the girls wore these re ally cute pink dresses. the birth day girl wore a beau ti ful white quinceañera dress. ev ery body seemed to be so happy. (beat.) i was cu ri ous to see how the pic ture would turn out but, be - fore the pho tog ra pher could take the pic ture, the bus sped away to its next des ti na tion.

(valerie looks at the fad ing im age while the rest of the pas sen gers re turn to look ing for ward.) valerie (sadly). i never had my quinceañera. there was no young man hold ing my hand at the front of the pro ces - sion. there was no dee jay play ing a mix of tejano mu sic and old school. there was no fa ther beam ing with pride. fate had found a way to steal from me a mo ment that ev ery bar rio prin cess should ex pe ri ence. (beat.) my fa - milia did the best they could to raise my spir its up. my older brother, alex, gave me a- alex. -writ ing jour nal so that she could cre ate the kind of world you only see in mag a zine ads sell ing per fec tion. valerie. my mama gave me a pearl neck lace that be longed to her and that once be longed to my abuelita. (beat.) one day, hope fully, it will be long to my daugh ter. (ex tended beat.) some body s chil dren 17 valerie. on my fif teenth birth day, me, mama and alex went to the span ish mass at st. an thony claret cath o lic church. af ter wards, we took some cou pons and ate break fast at denny s and laughed over a plate of french toast and scram bled eggs as we spoke of the pre vi ous night s ep i - sode of sabado gigante we asked the man ager to take a pic ture of us with a cheap dis pos able cam era. alex, shan non, shell & tariq (sadly). click! valerie. be fore i went to sleep that night, i no ticed the pain in my mama s eyes as she sipped her café. it was the pain that told me how sorry she was and that this was not the life she had planned for her chil dren. mama asked me to sit down with her and i did and, we sat

18 some body s chil dren there in si lence hold ing hands. (beat.) i m the first girl in our fa milia to never expeience a quinceañera. i guess that s what i get for liv ing in a mo tel i don t get the right to cel e brate my life. no one ever cel e brates any - thing around here. tariq. no job pro mo tions. shell. no an ni ver sa ries. shan non. no birth days. alex. no quinceañeras noth ing. valerie. you can t cel e brate in a mo tel and that s be cause ev ery day peo ple aren t sup posed to live in mo tels. mo - tels are meant to be tem po rary, but the peo ple who live in them should n t be. alex, shan non, shell & tariq. but, we are. valerie. so many nights i went to sleep en vi sion ing that white dress. my quinceañera dress en vi sion ing the night that i was sup posed to be come a woman. tariq. next stop! (valerie stands up and crosses to the dress and be gins touch ing the plas tic bag. the pas sen gers look at her in si lence.) (ex tended beat.) valerie (to her self). i would ve looked beau ti ful that day.

theo huxtable (the group of friends hum along with theme song from the cosby show that is play ing. tariq, wear ing a loud sweater walks around the stage com i cally and hold ing a small glass which con tains jello brand choc o late pud - ding. he does a strange chicken-like type of dance and then takes a bite of pud ding. he be gins im i tat ing bill cosby; much to the amuse ment of his friends.) tariq. i would like the world to buy some jello brand choc - o late pud ding! (tariq fin ishes off the pud ding as the mu sic fades away into the dis tance; beat. he be gins talk ing in his nor mal voice.) i, mr. bill cosby, would like the world to buy some jello brand choc o late pud ding as i help spike lee fi nance the se quel to malcolm x. as i take my stand-up rou tine to con va les cent homes across this great na tion. as i buy up ma jor ity stock in nick el odeon at night. as i cre ate a brand new car toon about a di a betic mex i can kid named fat alberto. (ex tended beat.) some body s chil dren 19 tariq. sit com com edy com ing to a tv sta tion near you syn di - cated for ever for the pur poses of pur poses whose pur - pose is to pur posely con us into think ing our lives-

20 some body s chil dren alex, shan non, shell & valerie. -can be like theirs. tariq. who gives bill cosby the right to make me be lieve i could be theo huxtable? shan non. only theo huxtable could crash his car into stevie won der s limo and be ec static about it. shell & valerie. only theo huxtable could be the cap tain of the wres tling team. alex (lust fully). only theo huxtable could have a sis ter as hot as lisa bonet. tariq. only theo huxtable could get away with be ing the per fect son. (ex tended beat.) tariq. mama saysshell. -you ever seen this show? tariq. i ve never seen it. shell. you need to see this show. i loved watch ing it when i was your age. ev ery body loved the cosby show. tariq. i say, what ever, but i check it out to get moms off my back. (tariq mim ics turn ing on a tv set and be gins watch ing; beat.) tariq. this ep i sode was about theo freak ing out be cause he got an ear ring. how lame is that!? they spent the en tire show talk ing about a stu pid ear ring and mak ing it sound like it was some big drama. shoot, i wish my dra mas were that sim ple. what a stu pid show. screw it. i m not go ing to watch it!