A Penguin Christmas Party (Short Version)

A Penguin hristms Prty (Short Version) by: Alln rossley 2014 Penultimte Plus To Medi Inc. http//.penultimteplusto.com Purchse of performnce pckge for "A Penguin hristms Prty" from ebsite gives license for one school freely use ll those mterils ithin tht school premises. This includes such things s printing nd phocopying script nd music, proecting lyrics on overhed or video proecr, displying videos, printing prts of script for student prctice, sring files on computers nd computer netorks, provided tht use is restricted tht school, etc. The license cnnot be trnsferred nor school nd does not include performnce for profit outside of school setting. The copyright notice my not be removed. You my NOT lon, sell, give, or distribute in ny y it ny or individul, school, or orgniztion. IMPORTANT NOTES: This musicl hs both long nd short version provide flexibility for different school situtions; The short version (This script) hs 8 songs - one possible rrngement is hve four groups of children doing to songs ech. urtion 0 minutes (plus stge chnges) The long version hs 12 songs nd n expnded script. urtion 45 minutes plus chnges. A.doc version is provided llo minor edits such s substituting cr's nmes for generic nmes. You'll find more on ebsite.penultimteplusto.com: ides for stging nd plce shre your suggestions nd give feedbck. I'd love her from you! (To children gr round rndp, redy for hristms sry.) hild 1: o penguins get hristms, rndp? rndp: Penguins? Wht mde you think of penguins? hild 1: Mybe it s se * cute little penguins ho ust hppen be stnding here, redy for opening number. (*Insert number of penguins you hve.) rndp: Penguins! They'll mess on crpet! hildren: (Puppy dog eyes) But cn't e keep m? hild 2: Plese-plese-plese-plese-pleeeeeeeeeeeeese? hild 1: They're soooooooo cute. rndp: Oky. But ust for opening song nd n y bsolutely hve go! Suggested group for songs one nd to: Kindergrten hildren, dressed s penguins.) Song: Penguins Are ntsticlly ute

Penguins Are ntsticlly ute Words nd Music Alln rossley Sing q» º c m m m min/ min 7 7 5 8 Pen - guins Pen - guins. don't don't live live t t north north pole, pole, ith e Sn - t ould - n't nd nt rein - deer live - nd y up / / n 12 16 elves. re. We We / / our-selveslr bers. po - live don't 7 ll nt - lone be - t come south pole, brek - fst We've We'll ith for ll gret this big ice ll hun - gry ne - ver ne - ver met gro. n elf berd or or 19 rein - deer, mous-tche, or or Sn - drive hy hy re re e e here here in in t in sleigh his nd fuz - bring zy your hrist - ms hrist - ms ply? ply? We We uz - zy hrist - ms suit. loot. So So kno kno tht tht you'd you'd like like 201 Penultimte Plus To Medi Inc. Licenced for single school use by originl purchser.

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hild1: You didn t nser question, rndp. o penguins get hristms? hild 2: o y? o y? Tell us. (hildren nd penguins look t rndp.) rndp: Let me tell you sry. A long time go, scientist lnded in Antrctic phogrph penguins. (Some penguins pose like models in pho shoot, hile scientist tkes pictures. rndp its until y finish. If using younger children for penguin song, older students could be used for this prt nd delivering lines.) By ccident, scientist left hristms ctlogue behind, (Scientist leves, dropping ctlogue, hich penguins pick up nd strt lefing through.) nd penguins ere very excited by ht y s. Penguin 1: Look t ll this fun stuff. Why doesn't Snt bring us presents? Penguin 2: We're good! Penguin : We're kind! Penguin 1: And e're cute! Penguin 2: Mybe Snt doesn't kno bout us. Penguin : Mybe nimls don't get ys from Snt. Penguin 1: I ust think it's rel shme. We've got ll this ice nd sno. Penguin 2: And sno nd ice. Penguin : And ice nd sno. All Penguins: BUT NO HRISTMAS! Song 2: Too Much Sno

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Penguin 1: Ho come e've never hd hristms? Penguin 2: We're hundreds of yers behind in gifts! Penguin : Tht's lot of loot! Penguin 1: Let's send letters this Snt lus guy. Mybe he'll sing by here this hristms. rndp: So Penguins rote long, long letters Snt, (Penguins pull out envelopes, mime licking etc.) but re s problem. Penguin 1: Penguins, e hve problem. Ho re e going get se letters Snt? Penguin 2: There's no mil service, no fx mchines, no internet. Penguin : And it's tenty five thousnd mile sim North Pole. (All penguins burst in ters. They ddle off, leving letters behind.) rndp: So penguins left ir letters nd ent off et some cold r fish. But it ust so hppened tht flock of helpful gulls found penguin s letters nd fle off deliver m North Pole. But, being gulls, y got distrcted by some fish somehere ner cost of Afric nd dropped m. The penguin s letters rined don on ungle here group of monkeys ere serching for bnns. Monkey 1: Oh look. Letters ddressed Snt t North Pole. Monkey 2: This looks like ob for monkeys, but let's red m first! Monkey 1: It's not right red or people's mil. Monkey 2: But se re penguins, not people, so I'm sure it's fine. (Open letter s song begins nd s pproprite throughout song.) (Suggested group for songs three nd four: rde to's dressed s Monkeys) Song : Penguin hristms Letters

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rndp: After reding letters nd hving good monkey lugh, y sent letters on ir y using n ncient but relible system: niml post! Song 4: Animl Post

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rndp: inlly letters rrived t North Pole. Unfortuntely y ere lte by one eek. Actully one eek PLUS... severl yers. hristms s over nd Snt s in middle of his long, long, fter hristms np. The reindeer ere exhusted, Snt's orkshop s don for repirs nd elves ere tking ell-deserved rest. When y s letters y hit roof. Elf 1: (Opens letter. It's full of holes, corners re missing, it's filthy. It's obviously hd rough trip.) This is terrible! Elf 2: These penguins hve NEVER hd hristms. Elf : And y're soooooo cute. Elf 1: This is n emergency. Elf 2: Let's ke Snt. Elf : Are you out of your little elf mind. You KNOW ht he's like in Jnury. Elf 1: I'd rr et Brussels sprouts! Elf 2: But se poor penguins. Elf : I think e hve try. (Suggested group for songs five nd six: rde Ones, dressed s elves.) Song 5: Wke Up Snt

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rndp: It s no use! Nothing orked. Snt ouldn't ke up. He s out 'till ebrury t lest. But elves hd still or, bigger problems. Elf 1: I ust tlked Rudolph. The reindeer re exhusted. They're not going nyhere. Elf 2: And e cn't fill se orders! Snt's orkshop on't be opertionl until Mrch. Elf : And our shelves re bre. There's nothing left. Elf 1: Not quite, people. We hve fifty seven onld ncing hristms Robots left. Elf 2: Nobody sked for m gin this yer. Elf : Or lst yer. Elf 1: Actully since 1982. Elf 2: This is perfect time unlod m... I men gift m someone! Elf : They'll hve do. Pck up robots. But ho re e going get m re? Elf 1: I... hve n ide! (Elves huddle nd hisper.) All: Yes! Song 6: Elves n Pull Sleigh

Ú140 b c 6 b Elves n Pull Sleigh min 7 9 sus Words nd Music Alln rossley We've got bril- lint i - 11 b de -, su - per - mz - ing. pln. We don't need rein- deer, min 7 16 b fly like Pe - ter. Pn. We'll cot our - selves ith mg - ic dust nd sus 7 e cn fly -. 21 b y. And % n e on't need rein- deer pull Sn- t's sleigh. min 7 25 b We'll give those nev - er pen - sked guins for hrist-msro - bot, y've but nev - er ro - bots hd re. one ll be - e've 0 b fore. got. They'll But be e're so sure ex - cit - ed, pen-guins ill see thnk us us t ll min 7 ir door. lot.. And And e're if not y Rudo - dolph n't or like Sn - ro - t bot lus, dolls nd t e lest re e've r - hd r some lte. fun. But We'll 4 b sus 7. n - sp y off y in you T - find hi - it, ti, nd hrist - sok ms up is some gret! sun. We've 201 Penultimte Plus To Medi Inc.

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rndp: So elves set off deliver onld ncing hristms Robot dolls penguins, but re ere still more problems. irst of ll, fter severl yers of iting, Penguins hd finlly given up nd gone fishing so hen elves rrived ith Robots, re s no one home. And even orse, South Pole is not plce for bttery poered robots. They strted dncing nd singing. But n y got sloer nd sloer nd sloer s ir btteries rn don. inlly y ust froze up lger. hild 1: This sry's turning out be rel doner, grndp. hild 2: Wht bout hppy endings. hild 1: We need feel good sry. hild 2: Ho you going pull this one out of fire? hild 1: I kno. Zombie Nin ucks rrived on flying rutbgs! rndp: You ve clerly been tching o much TV. No here s I. Oh yes. Things looked blek for everyone, but n. BUT THEN. Aliens rrived in ir spceship. hildren: Aliens! hild 1: Aliens! Not gin. Lst night it s inderell nd liens. hild 2: The night before it s lien frog prince. hild 1: And before tht, three pigs nd lien olf. hild 2: rndp, e're not going believe liens. rndp: You ent long ith tlking penguins nd singing monkeys, so ht's problem ith liens? hild 1: Whtever. rndp: So se liens hd been flying round in spce nd hd seen ll bout hristms on television, but by time y got erth it s over. The only plce y could find hristms still hppening s... hild 1: (Excited) Antrctic. hild 2: The hristms Robots! rndp: Exctly. (Suggested group: rde threes, dressed s liens.) Song 7: We've Never Hd A hristms Before

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~~~ 26 b 1 b n n n. 0 b b i - re - light's O-ver our glo. heds. # n Verse 2: To Aliens step forrd. Alien 1 holds mistlee over 2's hed. 2 sys line. (Spoken)orget it! min seems like gret nd # n on - der - ful i - de -. n We've been # iv - ing gifts - 2 min n. y. It And 4 b b 8 b b n ~~~~ 41 b b n ~~~~ n k - ing up on And cn-dles. n hrist - ms morn. n ~~~~ n To And see tur - key. tree. ~~~ n n And And pres-ents. gr - vy. (Solo.)And mshed po - t - es nd 42 b b Brus - sels sprouts. I love Brus - sels sprouts, ith lit - tle but - ter nd some 4 b b Ó 9.. l od 46 b b slt nd pep- per. min7 n Slt nd Pep- per, min7. Ahhhhh. n 49 b b nev - er hd hrist - ms be- fore.. min7 We've 7 n nev - er hd hrist - ms be- fore. We've nev - er hd hrist - ms be - fore. - 2 -

rndp: Just n, penguins rrived bck from fishing. After liens sid usul, 'We come in pece, erthlings,' y ll st don r fish dinner. They tlked bout penguins' hristms problem nd finlly hit on gret ide. Every yer, penguins ould rite letters Snt nd liens sing by Erth nd deliver m North Pole on time. In return penguins ould give robots liens s hristms present. The liens promised keep m chrged nd bring m bck for hristms prty every ecember. So it ll turned out be hppy ending ust in time for bed. hild 1: Wht bout monkeys? hild 2: And gulls? hild 1: And moose nd polr bers nd ll or nimls in hole orld. rndp: Nice try, but it's bedtime. hildren: Ahhhhhh. Plese. rndp: If you go stright bed ithout hining, morro night I ll tell you bout time hristms ctlogue s left in Jungle Joe's crocodile frm. But hy don't e oin liens for finl number nd n it relly is bedtime. Song 8: hristms is Such ret Thing

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29 8 41 hrist- ms And cr - ols b n ould nev - er is end. b n full of de - lights. be sung. min 7 hrist- ms Like ctch - ing is To od Let's fce it. best sno ith friends. min7 on your ngue. We ish We ill sure - ly miss it here. it.s. l od Ó We'll be bck n - oth - er yer. But fi od 44 46 We ill sure - ly miss it here. min no it's time sy good - min bye. Plese don't sy e're in - sin - cere. min min 48 Ver - y soon e'll re - p - per. To min/ / drink tht cup of hrist - ms cheer. min 50 on't be sd, don't shed ter. The min. end - ing of our min. 55 ply is here. And no it's time sy good - bye. So M. e. r. r. y. Mer - ry hrist - ms, You! - 2 -