WHERE'S THE BATHROOM rom Crazy Ex-Girlriend Season 1 Music Lyrics by RACHEL BLOOM, ACK DOLGEN ADAM SCHLESINGER Additional Lyrics by RACHEL SPECTER AUDREY WAUCHOPE Copyright MMXV CBS Studios Inc and Warner Bros Entertainment Inc
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6 Again, aster q = 156 Verse 3: 27 bb bath- room, where's the bath- room You have - n't told me where your bath -room bb Aº7 29 bb is Rebecca: It's upstairs! 2 O K, ine, I need the b b b 2 b 2 31 bb D walk Ó Ó Well, your house Ÿ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ b b i is WHERE'S THE BATHROOM EROME KURTENBACH STUDIO PREPARATION (323) 91-635
7 33 bb dot dot dot charm- ing, though some lor - als would - n't kill you Do you bb C D7 35 bb ev - er get a maid here It's so nice to sit and talk b b Since D7 37 bb when do you have a ven - det - ta a - gainst vas - es When did b b EROME KURTENBACH STUDIO PREPARATION (323) 91-635 WHERE'S THE BATHROOM
8 D7 39 bb you stop wear - ing make - up Are you sure that you're not bb gay C B 1 b b I'd still love you i you m were gay, it would ex - bb Aº7 D 3 bb plain this vase ven-det - ta, please ust tell b b me m i you're gay m Rebecca: Again, I am not gay! p sub WHERE'S THE BATHROOM EROME KURTENBACH STUDIO PREPARATION (323) 91-635
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10 D7 G7 55 bb do since you lived in - side me or nine months And you bb n C 58 b b µ still have - n't told me where the hell your b b b n 61 stu - pid bath-room is! Rebecca: AgainIt's upstairs! Naomi: Oh, right Thank you Dramatic, slowly q = 66 C /B b b U bb U p b b b U n WHERE'S THE BATHROOM EROME KURTENBACH STUDIO PREPARATION (323) 91-635
6 bb Aº7 /D C /B 3r n n b 3 3 µ 11 2 2 68 You Verse : Brisk, rantic and agitated q = 162 G bb 2 n call that a bath - room That's what bb 2 2 70 pas - ses or a bath- room There were no bowls o rocks or an - y EROME KURTENBACH STUDIO PREPARATION (323) 91-635 WHERE'S THE BATHROOM
12 A º7 D 7 G 72 n de - cor - a - tive soaps You don't ev - en have a bath - mat! Who C G 7 does - n't have a bath - mat I you need a bath - mat I can Oh! Mounting agitation a ine q = 16 D 7 G A 76 Did you hear m n n n nn A bish - op in Wis - con - sin said some - n n n nn m n n n nn WHERE'S THE BATHROOM EROME KURTENBACH STUDIO PREPARATION (323) 91-635
13 78 thing an - ti sem - i - tic so the tem - ple has de - cid - ed to Bº7 E7 A 80 boy - cott ched - dar cheese! Ev - 'ry - one asks how you're do - ing: n n D A 82 "How is lit - tle Beck - y Is she still a big - shot law - yer" And to EROME KURTENBACH STUDIO PREPARATION (323) 91-635 WHERE'S THE BATHROOM
1 E7 A 8 that Verse 5: E7 I ust say: "Please!" Ó A You won't 86 get a hus - band this way At least you have your car - eer Oh, wait you n E7 A 88 threw out your car - eer to chase this Cal - i - or - nia dream I WHERE'S THE BATHROOM EROME KURTENBACH STUDIO PREPARATION (323) 91-635
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16 97 lug - gage in my room Could I get a glass o wa - ter I'll be gliss 99 back in a mo - ment, I need to use the bath - room A 101 Ó a - gain! sz WHERE'S THE BATHROOM EROME KURTENBACH STUDIO PREPARATION (323) 91-635