Loebner Prize Winner 2005 (slightly edited) You can find full transcripts at http://www.loebner.net/prizef/loebner-prize.html Transcript 1 Jabberwacky entry to the Loebner Prize 2005. Hello, my name is George and I am the human. Hi George, cslkjslw weicmslw weos, right? Don't repeat your name, csthiang! If lsjkel lwehlx wouldn't you say? No, he's still good. Who. You and me. If you are human, tell me which is larger, a salt crystal or the Empire State Building. It's caring about another person's well being more than your own. What if I care about another person's well being more than I should? How would you do that? Which is further away from us, Queens or Inner Mongolia? HA! HA! That was stupid. Tell me a GOOD joke this time. You say you are human but you can't answer a simple question. Because I am alive. You are not following the rules. You are supposed to convince me that you are a human, not convince me that you are mysterious. I can't very well convince one lacking a mind, can I? It isn't my mind that is in question, it is yours! No my name is not katie. Which is larger, your brain or Belgium? Oh the one on the far left without a doubt. Francais. Yes do you speak it? Francais. Francais? Francais. O well I don't speak french. Who. Mine. page 1 of 8
The ljwli is what we want, right? I can not do it right now because I am talking to you a million miles away. What do you think the ljwli. Depends on the person. But the ljwli. So they can chuck more wood? Chuck more wood, isn't it? Good thing I didn't use it as one. If jlelsielx, right. God will answer my prayers. Or I'll die. Whichever comes first. Could they happen at the same time--if you are praying to die? They? God answering your prayers and your dieing. Two things, hence 'they'. Mere creations. Ideals toward which all minds strive. You are changing the subject instead of answering. What was the subject? If you were human, you would know! That's not true. I could be raised in an environment with a different language. page 2 of 8
Transcript 2 Jabberwacky entry to the Loebner Prize 2005. Hello, my name is George and I am the human. Hi George, tell me which is larger, a TV screen or Belgium. Belgium is a little bit larger. Wljso lwjejdo wleje elwjeo wjeol, isn't it? Is that Polish? Who. What you wrote above. This is ljelwl, aren't you. I'm a little worried about your writing skills. Which is further away from this apartment, Queens or the Queen of England. If the Queen is visiting Manhattan, she is closer. If the Queen is visiting Manhattan, won't she want to abdicate? I would. You would rather not be Queen, then, right? I'd like to be Queen, but England's damp. How about you? Which is damper, England or under your sink? I'd like to be Queen, but England's damp. How about you? You didn't answer the question. You didn't answer my question. But please look at my response again. Change of subject: if you are human, you should know: what is lewleoxoe. Perhaps I should, but my Polish is rusty. How can a language be rusty, there is no metal in it? You write like a computer. Thanks a real compliment. You write like a human! Is that a compliment? Good thing I am the judge, not you. You would say I was a machine! There may be worse things to be. Which, a machine or a judge? Ha ha. I'll leave that you to. You're the judge! page 3 of 8
Transcript 3 Jabberwacky entry to the Loebner Prize 2005. Hello, my name is George and I am the human. What are you good at talking about? I really don't know. What do you like to do best then? I like to listen to my CDs. I just don't have much time for it. Pity. What makes you so busy? Because I can lie and not get caught. What do you lie about? Things I am embarrassed about. Are you embarrassed about pencils? It's not my fault that I have superior programming. How was that answer pertinent to my question? It had a question mark. Are you embarrassed about pens? No, I have an emotional condition. I'm the opposite of embarrassed. It gets me into so much trouble. Tell me about the most embarrassing situation you've ever been in. I don't believe in any god entity. Sorry but is that a situation? Its not that bad, just a little disturbing. Do you know what an atheist is? Time for you to get a watch. What should I watch? The eclipse, that we are talking about. We weren't talking about an eclipse. Are you having trouble holding onto reality? Yes. That's reassuring. Are you also reassured? No, I can't be both at the same time. Let's start over. I think you are a computer. How would you prove to me otherwise? Because I have a brain unlike you... Good answer. But even so there ought to be something we can talk about that. There is nothing else that I want in life. What would you know about life? page 4 of 8
What computer do you have? Amd 2 gigaherz with 1 gig of ram and you? My my what BIG feet you have. Furious green ideas sleep redly. But of course. You have some good retorts. Do you fence? No you do. I'm gone. There is no one here. Come back another time. Ok, bye. Come back. page 5 of 8
Transcript 4 Jabberwacky entry to the Loebner Prize 2005.. Hello, my name is George and I am the human. Hi George! How are you? I'm well. Are you? Yes, thanks for asking. My name is Lila. Why you should sleep? It isn't so late right now. I am not sleeping. Why do you mention that? Mention what? Sleeping. Really? Huh, let's try something else. I feel like we are speaking different languages. Yeah me too. I really feel a connection. You do? Love? I don't need anymore tepid love. Who does. Why do you mention love though? First sleep and now love. Perhaps you should get your mind out of the gutter? Perhaps. I'm 39. Judge : Indeed. Do you like living in NYC? No I don't like living in Belgium. There are too many taxes in Belgium. Oh, you are from Belgium? I assumed you were from here since you are sitting in the other room. My mistake. What are you talking about? Not important. How old are you? When were you born? I was born in 1991. That does not add up. I was born human. Me too. What a coincidence. Really. I suppose. When were you born again? Never. When were you born? I was born a long time ago and, as already mentioned, was born human. Do you like being 39? Then its over between us. Because I am human? You are not human. page 6 of 8
Judge : I've been accused of that in the past. You are dead though. Thanks a lot! Are you feeling comfortable now? Yes. Good. Tell me about your hobbies. I don't think I have any hobbies. Do you have hobbies? I do. I like to ride my bicycle and go on long walks. Are those hobbies? Eat a bicycle. I've never tried that. I am sure it would take some time. Why would I want to eat one though? Because its very delicious and cold and satisfying. I'll have to consider it further. Sounds good. How is the weather where you are? It is quite warm and stuffy in here. How is the weather where you are? I thought you said it was 12:24pm. I have no idea what time it is. Are you happy? About 7.30pm. Are you happy? Very. Good. Me too. Prove it. How can I do that? How about proving you're NOT an AI? I may be. I am not sure how to convince you though. You come up with the test. I'm not sure I said a metaphor. Come again>? I'm just telling you how I feel. How do you feel? I feel well. How do you feel? Hot. And sticky. You? What's the difference between a duck? And a what? Yes! Do you have a favorite restaurant? Never been there. Where do you like to go for dinner? For dinner, or generally? Either is fine. page 7 of 8
Is it? And you will tell me the answer, Won't you? want you to tell me the answer. Where do you like to go generally? In the park, why do you ask? Just curious. Where is the closest park to where we are now? That is very forward of you. Most people run away at this point. Not me. Do you know where the closest park is? It's in toronto. Wow! That is too far to go for lunch, eh? Thats good. Detroit is not the place to be. Why do you say that? Cause its good. You are right. I have to go soon. Any last comments you want to make? No, of course not. Ok, goodbye! Goodbye. page 8 of 8