DREAM AGREEMENT AND CONTRACT TO DREAM

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1 DREAM AGREEMENT AND CONTRACT TO DREAM This Dream Agreement and Contract to Dream (this "Agreement") is entered into as of [DATE ], [YEAR ], by and between DREAMER, a CITIZEN OF REALITY ("Dreamer") and THE DEPARTMENT OF DREAMLAND SECURITY, a DREAMYOURTOPIA AGENCY ("Big Dreamer"). DEFINITIONS BIG DREAMER is hereby defined as he who is watching carefully over Dreamer s each and every step and move, as well as protecting and serving Dreamer. "BRAIN/MIND" is hereby defined as a tautology essential to enter Dreamworlds and/or Dreamlands (sub)consciously. Brain and Mind need to be closely and carefully monitored to prevent Freedom of Thought, which might result in Anarchist Dreaming. DOMAIN is hereby defined as Big Dreamer s holdings in the Dream. "DREAM" is hereby defined as that indefinable something above and beyond Reality "DREAMER" is hereby defined as the Seeker of entrance to Dreamworlds and/or Dreamlands, and any and all of his agents, representatives, employees, executors, or dreammongers. DREAMWORLDS AND DREAMLANDS are hereby and collectively defined as those territories within the borders defined by Dreamland Security. "IMAGINATION" is hereby defined as a mental condition which might prevent Dreamer from truly realizing the Truth as stipulated in article DG-F of the Conventions of Utopia, as some Truth is more true than other Truth. 1 INTEREST is hereby defined as Dreamer s holding, whether nominal or actual, borrowed or perpetual, in REALITY. "LICENSOR" is hereby defined as the owner of the Solipsism and the Gatekeeper of any and all Dreamlands and Dreamworlds. "LICENSEE" is hereby defined as the borrower of the Solipsism, and that person desiring to enter Dreamlands and/or Dreamworlds as protected and served by Licensor. "LIFE" is hereby defined as the so-called reality of Dreamer, whether or not such reality is solipsistic, egomaniacal, neurotic, borderline personality disorderish, or any other dysfunction 1 It is recommended that Dreamer just stick to the Dream.

2 as defined in the DSM-IV, and is the transitional territory perched between the Mountains of Solipsism and the shores of Reality. "MORALITY" is defined as Solipsism. "REALITY" is hereby defined as Solipsism turned inside out, twisted, and analyzed by the philosophical, scientific, and theological implications of the Meaning of Life (the "Meaning"), whether or not such Meaning has any meaning. "SOLIPSISM" is hereby defined as Dreamer s Reality. "TRUTH" is hereby defined as a fiction inherent in the Interest. UTOPIA is hereby defined as being just around the corner. 2 RECITALS WHEREAS, Dreamer is currently a citizen of Reality and owns Freedom (the "Interest") in Reality, wishing and entitled to leaving both Freedom and Reality behind. WHEREAS, Big Dreamer is the holder of the key to that certain Dreamworld into which Dreamer wishes to enter (the "Domain"); WHEREAS, Big Dreamer desires to grant a license for entry into the Domain to Dreamer, and Dreamer desires to acquire a license from Big Dreamer for entry into the Domain to Dreamer (the "Licensee") pursuant to the terms and subject to the conditions set forth in this Agreement; WHEREAS, In return for the granting of the License, Big Dreamer desires to be kept informed of any and all details of Life in Aforementioned Dreamworld. WHEREAS, Dreamer needs to live and fulfill Dream exactly as mentioned and stated in Immigration Form WXRZYQ SFG A WHEREAS, Dreamer needs to notify Big Dreamer of any change in plans and ideals in writing 20 days before any such changes might occur. WHEREAS, Dreamer wishes to fully obtain the advantages and graces of Dream; WHEREAS, Dreamer is fully aware of the implications of Dream; and WHEREAS, Dreamer is desirous of gaining admission into Dream. BE IT RESOLVED THAT the Parties intend to enter into the Agreement following. 2 Really, it is.

3 AGREEMENT In consideration of the foregoing Recitals and the mutual promises contained herein, the parties agree as follows (the "Agreement"): 1. LICENSING OF INTEREST. Upon the terms and subject to the conditions set forth in this Agreement, Big Dreamer shall license to Dreamer, and Dreamer shall obtain and acquire from Big Dreamer, a temporary license in and entry to the Domain. 2. DREAM CONDITIONS. 3 In consideration of and in exchange for Big Dreamer s licensing of the domain, dreamer agrees to grant big dreamer (i) all freedom in his possession (the "Deposit"); and (ii) the sum of all rationality and connectedness to the Interest; and (iii) an irrevocable license granted indefinitely for censorship of all Dreamer s Dreams, for Dreamer s own Benefit CLOSING. Subject to the satisfaction of the conditions set forth in this Agreement and compliance with the other provisions hereof, the closing of the transactions contemplated by this Agreement (the "Closing") shall take place at the offices of Dreamland Security, [PLACE ] [DATE ] [YEAR ] at : a.m./p.m., Local DreamTime (LDT), or at such other place and time as shall be mutually agreeable to the parties hereto (the "Closing Date"). At the Closing, Dreamer shall agree to fulfill all conditions to Big Dreamer as provided in Section 2 above. At the Closing, Big Dreamer shall deliver to Dreamer (i) the License; (ii) the Dream; and (iii) the written resignations of all Reality Managers of the Interest designated by Dreamer from their positions as Reality Managers; and Dreamer shall thenceforth deliver to Big Dreamer one hundred percent (100%) fee simple in the Interest. 4. REPRESENTATIONS OF DREAMER. Dreamer hereby represents and warrants to Big Dreamer as follows: (a) Dreamer hereby represents and warrants that he is entering Dream for his own purposes, uses, and idealizations, and Dreamer hereby purposefully releases and indemnifies Big Dreamer for any force majeure, including, but not limited to, nightmares, bedwetting, night terror, or nocturnal emissions, and the fact that altered states and (il)legal substances may interfere with Reality, Dream, Imagination, and Solipsism, and as well guarantees the full return of Dream to Big Dreamer at end of same. Dreamer fully understands the implications of Solipsism and its effect on Dreamer's ability to be cognizant of Dream vs. reality, viz., the 3 Dreamer understands and fully realizes requirement of dreaming in accordance with the 69 Amendments of the Dream Constitution of Utopia. Refusal to do so shall result in immediate revocation of License and Dreamer s being forever trapped between worlds, never fully awake and yet never dreaming, resulting in Dreamer s being so very tired. 4 Dreamtax. Any financial gains resulting from Dreaming will remain property of Dreamer, but are subject to

4 eventual and wholly possible conclusion that Life qua Life is Solipsism and Dreamer the Dream. Dreamer fully releases Big Dreamer from any and all claims of tortious interference with dreamscapes, fraudulent inducement into daydream, or nightmare estoppel. (b) Dreamer is aware that the purchase of the License in the Domain is speculative and involves a high degree of risk. Dreamer is aware that there is no guarantee that Dreamer will realize any gain from his acquisition of the License and may lose all touch, forever, with the Interest. Dreamer further understands that Dreamer could lose the entire amount of his investment in the Interest. (c) Dreamer understands that no federal or state agency or other authority has made any finding or determination regarding the fairness of the offer, sale and/or issuance of the License or has made any recommendation or endorsement thereof or has passed in any way upon this Agreement. (d) Dreamer is neurologically able to bear the mental risk of an investment in the Domain, including the possibility of remaining in the Domain indefinitely, and to afford a complete loss of his existence in the Interest for any period of time. Dreamer has such knowledge and experience in metaphysical matters as to be capable of evaluating the merits and risks of the acquisition of the License. (e) Dreamer's purchase of the License will not cause a violation of any applicable law, theological, metaphysical, or philosophical. 5. REPRESENTATIONS OF BIG DREAMER (a) Big Dreamer is an agency duly organized and validly existing under the laws of its jurisdiction of organization, and has all corporate powers and all material governmental licenses, authorizations, permits, consents and approvals required to carry out the transactions contemplated by this Agreement. (b) Big Dreamer is the record and beneficial owner of the Domain, and will transfer and deliver to the Dreamer at the Closing a valid License free and clear of any lien or any other limitation or restriction by through or under Big Dreamer. 6. MISCELLANEOUS. (a) This Agreement is the final agreement between the parties and constitutes the entire agreement between them with respect to the subject matter hereof. This Agreement supersedes all prior agreements with respect thereto, whether written or oral. (b) This Agreement and all rights and obligations hereunder shall be construed in accordance with and governed by the laws of Dreamyourtopia. 5 5 All parties hereby agree that these laws might be totally surrealegal, only understandable in subconscious conditions, and that even in those conditions there may be a lack of actual understanding.

5 (c) No provision of this Agreement is intended to confer upon any person other than the parties hereto any rights or remedies hereunder. (d) Each party will bear its own costs and expenses (including legal fees and expenses) incurred in connection with the negotiation, preparation and consummation of this Agreement and the transactions contemplated hereby. (e) This whole agreement might not have any legal qualities, but a lot of literal and imaginary ones 8. NOTICE. All legal notices or correspondence concerning this Agreement shall be forwarded by FedEx or certified mail, return receipt requested. Legal notices or correspondence concerning this Agreement might also be forwarded imaginary, subconsciously or hypothetically, but in all those cases a return receipt is required as well. FOR BIG DREAMER: S. Smith, Esq. Orwell, Kafka & Associates, P.C Wasteland, Suite 7564 Utopia, D.C

6 FOR DREAMER: DATED as of the date of first written above. BIG DREAMER: THE DEPARTMENT OF DREAMLAND SECURITY, a DREAMYOURTOPIA AGENCY By: Title: Immigration Adjutant DREAMER: By: Name: DREAMER shall, upon his oath, affirm the following: I,, do hereby solemnly and truthfully swear and/or affirm that I am real, that my dreams are real, that Solipsism is real, and that I will take due care to respect and uphold the reality from which I will emigrate. Under no circumstances shall I stay in Dream for longer than I am welcome, and by no means will I attempt to exchange Solipsism for Dream. Attested to on this day of, 200_.