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2 Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!! So do you want the money now or afterwards? You don't need a car to drive me crazy. Falling for you would be a short trip. Walk by again! You are poetry in motion. Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.

3 You're so hot and sexy, you make me want to write bad checks. Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams. Those must be space pants, 'cause your behind is in orbit! Call God. One of his angels is missing. Heh, babe want to party? Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder. You look a lot like my future ex-wife. I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you got hot buns! Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. You might not be the best looking girl here, but I m not picky. You be the tree, and I'll climb you like a monkey.. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Want to play conductor? You sit on my lap...i will go choo choo. What do you like for breakfast?

4 Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Are you religious? You're the answer to my prayers. My buddy dared me to kiss the prettiest girl in the club. My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans. Your place or your place? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Would you like Gin and Platonic, or Scotch and Sofa? When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. (Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven." There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you. All those curves, and me with no brakes. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Is it hot in here or is it just you? Do you know how to use a whip? No...want to learn? Yes? Okay...let s go! You are too ugly to be picky.

5 I was looking for a hot chick but you ll do. You remind me of my teddy bear. Can I hug you? Do you think I m sexy baby? Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you're hot! That outfit would look great crumpled up on the floor at the foot of my bed. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. You don t sweat much for a fat girl. Every time you walk by my heart skips a beat. Can you give me directions...to your heart? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Inheriting 100 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. Damn baby, milk sure did your body good!. I want you almost as much as I want a cheap motel room right now.

6 Somebody call a cop, it must be a crime to look that good. We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why don't you just come along peacefully? I envy your bra. Didn t I see you on a street corner last night? You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me. Is your dad a terrorists? Cause you're the bomb. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers. If beauty were a crime you would be guilty. Baby, you are the finest thing in the world. I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit. I must be a snowflake, 'cause I've fallen for you. What's the name of your perfume? "Kiss Me Quick?" If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". Do you believe in the hereafter? Good, then you know what I'm here after. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen. Baby, you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! Can you give me directions...to your heart?

7 What are you doing in this dump? I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Tonight you will be coming...home with me. Any Questions? Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes. That outfit would look great crumpled up on the floor at the foot of my bed. You have nice legs. What time do they open? Do you like Subway? How about my foot long? Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it. Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass! Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world. You're like a championship bass, I would love to mount you. You know a priest? Cause I want to confess my sinful thoughts about you! Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we screwed around before? Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Lucy? Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

8 Hi! Can I buy you a car? What's your sign? I had sex with someone last night. Was that you? You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Wanna practice? I wish you were a carousel at the park so I could ride you all day long for free! I recognize you...aren t you Miss Nude America? Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. Girl, I got to put you on my "To Do" List!

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