Funny & Engaging Statuses: 1. STOP! You re awesome. Just thought you should know.

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1 Funny & Engaging Statuses: 1. STOP! You re awesome. Just thought you should know. 2. What's your favorite movie quote? 3. Fill in the blank: "If I could meet any singer in the world, it would be." 4. My favorite holiday is. 5. Are you on Pinterest? Leave your Pinterest profile below so we can connect. 6. Would you rather have the ability to fly or breathe under water? 7. You can only choose 1. Would you rather have fruit or vegetables? 8. Who is your favorite athlete? 9. What is your all time favorite book? 10. What is your absolute favorite t.v. show ever? 11. Who is your favorite disney character? 12. Name a movie you can watch over and over and never get sick of 13. What s the silliest thing you ve ever bought? 14. What emoji do you use the most? Post it below! 15. If you had to live somewhere but could never move, where would it be? 16. What is something other people say about you? 17. What do you believe is your best trait? 18. Finish the sentence: I wish I knew. 19. What s the nicest thing someone has ever done for you? 20. What movie motivates you? 21. Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that crap and move on. 22. I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.23. Do you have a nickname? If so, what is it?

2 24. A baby just smiled at me and now I want... Nope, it's crying now. Nope. 25. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

3 Quote Statuses: 1. Never settle for less when you KNOW you deserve the BEST! 2. Every day may not be good but there s something good in every day. 3. Do the best with what you have. 4. Do what you have to do, until you can do what you WANT to do. 5. It s never easy. But it s always worth it. 6. Your only limit is you. 7. If you can t stop thinking about, don t stop working for it. 8. A goal without a plan is just a wish. 9. Go 24 hours without complaining and see your life change. 10. The one who falls and gets up is so much stronger than the one who never falls. 11. Look for the positive in each day. Even if some days you have to look a little harder. 12. Excellence is not a skill. It s an attitude. 13. If you stumble, play it off like its part of the dance. 14. GOOD things are going to happen today! 15. Rock bottom has built more heroes than privilege. 16. We rise by lifting others. 17. If they say you can t do it, that s exactly why you should. 18. Sometimes you get the best light from a burning bridge. 19. Never stop looking up. 20. Always believe something wonderful is about to happen. 21. Here s to those who inspire us and don t even know it. 22. Even miracles take time. - Fairy Godmother 23. Don t let idiots ruin your day.

4 24. It s never too late to get your life together. 25. It s not over until you win. - Les Brown 26. Don t wait for an opportunity. GO out there and create it! 27. Don t call it a dream. Call it a plan. 28. A little progress each day adds up to big results. 29. Be thankful for what you have and you ll end up having more. 30. Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you react to it.

5 Business Statuses: 1. Sales go up and down. Service stays forever. 2. First LEARN then remove L 3. Don t find customers for your products. Find products for your customers. - Seth Godin 4. Entrepreneurship is living a few years of your life like most people won t. So that you can spend the rest of your life like most people can t. 5. Someone s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. 6. The road to success is always under construction. 7. Failure is an option. If things are not failing, you are not innovating enough. Elon Musk 8. There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs. 9. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it s time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain 10. Big things often have small beginnings. 11. Quality is the best business plan. 12. Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep you balance, you have to keep moving. 13. You can go to work, or you can be the boss. 14. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. 15. It takes months to find a customer and seconds to lose them. 16. You add value to people when you value them. 17. If you really want to do something, you ll find a way. If not, you ll find an excuse. 18. The value of an idea lies in the using of it. - Thomas Edison 19. People with goals succeed because they now where they are going. It s as simple as that. Earl Nightingale

6 20. Think Big. Believe Big. Act Big. And the results will be big. 21. To be outstanding, get uncomfortable with being uncomfortable. 22. If you think it s expensive to hire a professional, just wait until you hire an amateur. 23. Hire character. Train skill. Peter Schultz 24. If people like you, they will listen to you. But if they trust you, they ll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar 25. If you want to achieve success. Don t Doubt Your Dreams!

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Funny & Engaging Statuses: 1. Have we told you lately that we love you? No, Seriously. Grateful to have you in our community! 2. What's your favorite funny movie? 3. Fill in the blank: "If I could own